A/N: Okay this is an idea I got a while ago for a series of diary entries from all the campers, Chris, and Chef. I hope you like it I tried to keep him in character and I am not sure if I did it very well.
Disclaimer: TDI is not mine and probably will never be mine no matter how many times I try to convince myself otherwise.
Dear Diary,
Today has been a good day for me. Actually it's been a whole good week! I haven't had one of those since before crazy girl started sleeping on my front porch; yes I am still freaked out about that but come on she was on my freaking front step for two whole weeks! Anyways I feel a bit like quoting the evil emperor from Star Wars.
Why is it that I feel like tenting my fingers and saying "everything is going according to my design" you may ask. Well it's because EVERYTHING is going according to my design, see how I used all caps for emphasis there? Um well moving on, the campers are struggling with their challenges and practically tearing each other apart and I have to admit It's Awesome!!
It's almost too easy, I mean they're all just looking for a chance to go at it. I just so happen to provide said chance and it means killer ratings! So the network is happy, the producers are happy, which means I get a bonus which makes me happy, so everyone's happy. Well not the campers but that's kind of the point. I know that might sound mean but honestly I don't care 'cause I still get paid!
Okay despite what you might think sometimes I do feel bad about what we're putting the campers through, I mean did you see how huge that cliff was? Or that bear? I kinda felt bad that they had to go through that for a minute or two. Yes as much as it may surprise you I do feel guilt occasionally, I usually wait a little while and it goes away but that doesn't mean I don't care. I care a lot in fact, about how much I get paid! Sorry I just had to say that but seriously I'm not really as bad as everyone says and thinks.
So anyway I don't really want to talk about my feelings any more than you want to hear about them so let's move on. Dude, er I mean Diary I just got the greatest idea for a challenge. It's even better than my idea to put cameras in the girls showers, that reminds me I need to check out that footage when I get the chance……Well I'm going to go set up, and by that I mean get the technical people to set up, the next torture I mean "challenge" for the campers. Sometimes it's really good to be the host of this show. Thanks for listening diary, now you go back in my sock drawer where no one can find you.
A/N: I know it is kind of short but I was having a hard time coming up with anything. I hope you liked it as I want to try to write more like this, please review and tell me which campers you would like to hear from. Also feel free to mention couples you would like to see, I think I may be able to write them better in diary form so please review!