Author's Note: Alright let me make this clear: Never trust a pirate's word!

He spoke true words of love,

Which makes us suspicious of

What kind of maid

Got Rags laid

To help free the goddess above?

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A parrot who acts so rotten,

Belongs to our dear friend Cotton.

We proudly root,

Our favorite mute,

Who sadly gets quite forgotten.

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The naughtiest of them all,

Is furry and very small.

Watch your back

For monkey Jack-

The snatcher of wooden balls.

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The man behind the power,

Made pirates fear and cower.

Mercer, the hater

Went Terminator

For 2 ½ straight hours.

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As the pirates made their goal,

Let us not forget the souls

Who perished and died,

Or else got fried-

A tribute to nameless roles.

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All the pirate lords had to agree.

To the oldest rule thar' be:

Don't sit inside,

And wait and hide.

You must fight, in order to flee!

That's the end! My apologies and thank-yous to all those who waited so patiently for this last update.