Disclaimer: No suing!
I'm sorry if I insulted your favorite character. It's all in good humor.
TAI TAI TAI
Hey Hey
Tai Tai Tai
Tai Tai
Tai Tai
Oh oh oh
[Tai sings]
I'm the leader guy tonight
Matt's probably gonna start a fight
Oh well, he is never right
So I say screw him
I love Sora endlessly
But if I tell her she'll slap me
The biggest spaz is Mimi
Her brain's made of tin
Joe's really paranoid and a bore
It ain't no lie
Whenever I make fun of him anymore
He screams, "Tai Tai Tai!"
(Tai Tai)
I do stuff better than any of them do
The whole gang, Gennai, and Leomon too
They all hate me
'Cause it ain't no lie
My name's Tai Tai Tai
(bye bye)
They say I boss them around like a pimp
Kick them around and call them wimps
It sounds crazy
But it ain't no lie
My name's Tai Tai Tai
Oh oh oh
[Matt sings]
Now, let me tell the truth
Tai's a jerk and an asshole too
He says Izzy's a nerd freak
Well, maybe that's true
But still, he has gone too far
He could teach at a "be bossy" seminar
Our lives would be much better
Once that jerk's gone
We know that we can take no more
It ain't no lie
Even MetalEtemon's stopped his tour
'Cause he's scared of Tai Tai Tai
(Tai Tai)
He thinks he does stuff better than any of us do
The whole gang, Gennai, and Leomon too
We all hate him
'Cause it ain't no lie
His name's Tai Tai Tai
(Tai Tai)
He bosses us around like he's a pimp
Kicks us around and calls us wimps
It sounds crazy
But it ain't no lie
His name's Tai Tai Tai
My little brother TK knows for sure
He's horny for Tai's sister Kari to the core
(Tai Tai)
But Tai's not pleased
He's too strict
He's too protective
And this lust he forbids
(Slow)
He says "Don't touch my sis"
So now TK's pissed
He wants. To. Get. In. Kari's. Pants.
(Normal Speed)
Tai Tai Tai
He's thinks so bad and tough
(Bad and tough)
Well I've had enough
(Tai Tai)
It ain't no lie
Baby
[Tai]
I do stuff better than any of them do
The whole gang, Gennai, and Leomon too
I think Matt's a fool
'Cause it ain't no lie
He hates Tai Tai Tai
(Tai Tai)
He says I boss them around like a pimp
Kick them around and call them wimps
It sounds crazy
But it ain't no lie
Tai Tai Tai
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"Thank you for worshipping me"
--CINCTRISSOC
Okay, now I need you guys' help. When you review, include in your review what song you think I should make a parody of next (it has to be a fairly well-known song, like this one and the past 3--No Strings Attached, The Real Slim Shady, and Genie In a Bottle)
I'm sorry if I insulted your favorite character. It's all in good humor.
TAI TAI TAI
Hey Hey
Tai Tai Tai
Tai Tai
Tai Tai
Oh oh oh
[Tai sings]
I'm the leader guy tonight
Matt's probably gonna start a fight
Oh well, he is never right
So I say screw him
I love Sora endlessly
But if I tell her she'll slap me
The biggest spaz is Mimi
Her brain's made of tin
Joe's really paranoid and a bore
It ain't no lie
Whenever I make fun of him anymore
He screams, "Tai Tai Tai!"
(Tai Tai)
I do stuff better than any of them do
The whole gang, Gennai, and Leomon too
They all hate me
'Cause it ain't no lie
My name's Tai Tai Tai
(bye bye)
They say I boss them around like a pimp
Kick them around and call them wimps
It sounds crazy
But it ain't no lie
My name's Tai Tai Tai
Oh oh oh
[Matt sings]
Now, let me tell the truth
Tai's a jerk and an asshole too
He says Izzy's a nerd freak
Well, maybe that's true
But still, he has gone too far
He could teach at a "be bossy" seminar
Our lives would be much better
Once that jerk's gone
We know that we can take no more
It ain't no lie
Even MetalEtemon's stopped his tour
'Cause he's scared of Tai Tai Tai
(Tai Tai)
He thinks he does stuff better than any of us do
The whole gang, Gennai, and Leomon too
We all hate him
'Cause it ain't no lie
His name's Tai Tai Tai
(Tai Tai)
He bosses us around like he's a pimp
Kicks us around and calls us wimps
It sounds crazy
But it ain't no lie
His name's Tai Tai Tai
My little brother TK knows for sure
He's horny for Tai's sister Kari to the core
(Tai Tai)
But Tai's not pleased
He's too strict
He's too protective
And this lust he forbids
(Slow)
He says "Don't touch my sis"
So now TK's pissed
He wants. To. Get. In. Kari's. Pants.
(Normal Speed)
Tai Tai Tai
He's thinks so bad and tough
(Bad and tough)
Well I've had enough
(Tai Tai)
It ain't no lie
Baby
[Tai]
I do stuff better than any of them do
The whole gang, Gennai, and Leomon too
I think Matt's a fool
'Cause it ain't no lie
He hates Tai Tai Tai
(Tai Tai)
He says I boss them around like a pimp
Kick them around and call them wimps
It sounds crazy
But it ain't no lie
Tai Tai Tai
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"Thank you for worshipping me"
--CINCTRISSOC
Okay, now I need you guys' help. When you review, include in your review what song you think I should make a parody of next (it has to be a fairly well-known song, like this one and the past 3--No Strings Attached, The Real Slim Shady, and Genie In a Bottle)