Yay!! Second Chapter...Dont own Harry Potter or Devil May Cry

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Harry, Virgil and Dante ran outside quickly followed by the rest of the order.

"Well, Well, well...what have we here...It looks like I've hit the jackpot...the three Brothers Sparda...I can smell your traitorous stench from here" boomed a massive toad monster as it ate a car. Harry recoiled and held his nose.

"We can smell you two ya tadpoll but you don't hear us yellin' about it" Harry said. Dante and Virgil smirked. They turned questionably to Harry as he began to rummage through his trench-coat.

"Ah Ha! Here it is" Harry exclaimed. He held a small bottle of deodorant out to the monster. "Here your Ugliness...If your determined to fight us, at least do put this on...I'm slowly losing my ability to smell..." he said. The demon roared and lunged at the three. Dante whipped his sword up and held the demons teeth as it went in for a chomp. Harry the proceeded to spray the entire bottle into the monsters mouth. The monster jumped back coughing. Harry took in a big whiff.

"Ahhhhh, much better...Now um...you were saying something about a fight or something..." Harry said. The monster roared in rage. Harry, Dante, and Virgil held their swords at the ready. The monster lunged at Virgil. Dante fired five pistol shots at Virgil who caught them all with Yamato and swung them strait into the demons mouth. The demon twitched before falling over dead. Hermione was seconds from running to Harry, but Harry put a hand out.

"No...that was waayy to easy." he said, never taking his eyes off the demon. Its skin began to bubble. Everyone backed up before an angel burst out of the monster sending slime and monster blood everywhere.

"So you found out my little ploy eh' traitor. Well it won't help you because now you face the awesome might that is...HEY!! LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU WHELPS!!" the angel roared. Harry and Dante were instead staring at their brother with fear in their eyes. They knew that the angel that liked to play jack-in-the-box was not a threat anymore. The new threat was Virgil. The white haired demon stood in a blind rage. He looked around for his car to find it drenched in the demons blood and slime. Virgil turned to look at the demon. He spoke slowly with barely suppressed rage brewing from within him.

"That car was brand new. I just had it waxed. The hood was down...I... AM... GOING... TO... DESTROY YOU!!" Virgil roared. Harry and Dante looked on in awe as Virgil pounded the demon. They didn't think anything was supposed to bend that way. They didn't think that arms were detachable. They decided then and their that a spoon should never again be used in that way... They had their jaws on the floor as Virgil walked up to the with a scowl.

"Get inside and finish this little meeting while I go CLEAN MY CAR!!" he roared. Harry and Dante nodded and shoved everyone back inside Grimauld place.

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"o.k. Harry, start talking" said Ron as he wiped blood off of his shirt. Harry nodded and kicked his legs up on the table.

"Well it all started when old Moldie butt threw me threw in a hell gate..."

Flashback

Harry screamed as he fell through the portal. And fell...and then he fell some more...he kept falling...WHAM!! He hit the ground and bounced a little. He groggily looked up. Where was he. He looked around for a moment. then he heard a scream. He instantly got up and ran though the alleyways to find a woman and a small boy cornered by what looked like a bunch of sewn together clowns. He pulled out his wand.

"Reducto!" He yelled. The seamed on one of the clowns burst and bug like creatures flew out. No sooner had the escaped that they picked up their shell and turned to attack Harry. He kept rapid firing curses to no avail. The got closer and closer until one poised to strike, only to have a blade rip through its stomach. It burst into flies and disappeared. Harry could see a man swing again and take out four of the the remaining twelve clowns.

"Need a hand kid?" the man asked as he took out another two clowns. Harry just stared as the man destroyed the clowns only to come across a large suit of armor. The armor stared at his and the man for a minute before speaking in a cold robotic voice.

"Life forms detected. Both posses the blood of the traitor. Eliminate." It stated as it swung its lance at the man. The man grabbed the lance and rammed it into a wall. The robot tried to break free but the man kicked him in the head. The head flew off and the robot slumped dead. Harry got up to thank the man.

"He listen thanks, but can you tell me where I am?" Harry said. The man tensed and pointed his sword at Harry.

"No kid I think your coming with me." the man said as he hit Harry with the broad side of his sword. Harry's world went black.

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Harry woke up and found himself tied to a chair with a bright light shining on him. He groaned and tried to see but was blinded by the light.

"Ok. kid. Whats your name?" a voice said.

"H...Harry Potter" Harry stuttered. He instantly found something cold and steel against his forehead.

"I suggest you tell me who you parents are before I blow your brains out." the voice said.

"Lily Evans and James Potter" Harry said quickly. The man pulled his sword back.

"How...but...me and Virgel are the only...No way... " the man muttered. Harry was slowly getting annoyed.

"Um, whats going on here?" he asked. Dante turned the light off and looked Harry in the eye.

"You don't know what dad really was? Do ya little brother?" he said. Harry's eyes widened.

"I...I...I don't h...have a brother." he stammered. Dante smiled.

"Your right, you've got two." he said. Harry was slowly spacing out from all the information.

"Do you even know dad was a demon?" Dante continued. Harry got mad.

"NOT HE WAS NOT!! HE WAS A GOOD AND NOBLE WIZARD!!" Harry roared. Dante laughed.

"Oh yea, his 'hobby'. Never did like that stuff myself. But listen bro, dad's real name was Sparda. He was the strongest demon in hell. He betray them all to save the human race though. He was killed by one of Mundus's goons. Moldie wort or something crazy like that..." Dante said.

"You mean Voldemort?"

"Yea! You know him?"

"Yes! Hes tried to kill me my whole life!" Harry roared.

"Well we can't have that. Ok little brother get some sleep. Your beds upstairs on the right. Tomorrow we start training you to live up to dad's name" Dante said and he walked out. Harry stood and slowly made his way to his room and collapsed on the bed. He had a lot to think about.

End Flashback

Harry went on to describe his training and all that had happened. When he finished he was pleased to know that he had officially 'wowed' every single person there. He leaned back reveling in his victory...until the door burst open and Virgil burst in covered in slime. He walked in and grabbed a whole bottle of vodka and snarled at everyone.

"Get Out..." no one moved..."NOW!!" he roared. Everyone yelled and scurried like mice upstairs.

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Ok theirs chapter two...next chapter is what happens next...