This story was a product of absolute boredom during Literature class. Enjoy it.

Chain Reaction

Scene 1

"I am going to kill Hector someday!" Raven growled under his breath. Priscilla, who was listening, shook her head.

"You can't!" She exclaimed. "He didn't do anything!"

Wallace, who happened to be searching for Wil in the bushes nearby, overheard their short conversation. Laughing, he walked away. How very interesting! Wil would love to know!

Scene 2

"Wil! Wil! Finally!"

Wil glanced up from under the bushes and almost ran away. "Noooooo! No training!" he gasped.

"No, no!" Wallace replied, grabbing his shoulder. "Did you hear? Raven is going to kill Hector on Sunday with Kent!"

"Oh, my," Wil replied. "It's already Thursday! Senior's going to do that, really?" While he thought, Wallace suddenly threw a lasso around his neck.

"Now, it's training time!" Wallace laughed.

"Nooooooooooo!" Wil shouted in panic as he was dragged away.

Scene 3

Finally, Wil's training was done. He was panting madly, looking for water.

"Hey there, Wil!" He looked up to see Serra racing along.

"Oh, Serra! This is terrible! Raven and Kent are going to kill Hector on Sunday! They're going to make him do push-ups and jog around the forest, before the sit-ups and weapon practice! Oh, wait, that's what I did today…"

Unfortunately, Serra didn't hear his last line.

Scene 4

"Erky! This is really bad!" Serra screamed from the top of the fortress wall to the mage, who was training down below. "Raven and Kent are going to torture Hector to death this Sunday!"

Erk looked alarmed, and immediately nodded, before running off.

Scene 5

"Canas!" Erk panted as he arrived at the shaman's side. "Raven and Kent have a torch of Hector's, and they both went deaf last Sunday!"

Canas looked up from his book and nodded. "Interesting," he replied. "I shall check them later."

Scene 6

Guy came hopping over to Canas. "Thorn!" he yelled, holding his foot. "Thorn in foooooot!"

Canas produced a pair of tweezers and began to pull at the thorn.

"Hm…I heard that Raven and Kent have stolen something from Hector," he commented amidst Guy's shouts of pain "And they're both starting to have hearing deficiencies as well. I wonder if the theft is the cause of their sudden disorder. It appears to have happened after eating sundae."

"Thanks!" Guy shouted as the thorn came out. With that, he walked away quickly.

Scene 7

"Matthew, you'd better stop stealing," Guy warned with a grin. "You'll go deaf!"

"Huh?" Matthew replied, still chopping wood for his young master.

"Look what happened to Raven and Kent! They stole Hector's sundae and went deaf!"

"Oh," he replied. "I'll go tell young master."

Scene 8

Matthew went running to Hector's room immediately that night. As he opened the door, he crashed into Raven.

"Blast!" Raven shouted. "I've blown my cover!"

"Who's there?" boomed Hector's voice from inside. The two stood and saw him.

"Milord! Raven here stole your ice-cream, and went deaf!"

"What do you mean?!" Raven replied. "I'm not deaf at all! And all I ever said was that I would kill Hector someday!"

Matthew blinked. So did Hector. "Oh," the confused thief said. "So…Guy was lying?"

After-scene

Kent: How did I ever get dragged into this?

I don't usually write humor; this is the first humor fic I've posted so far. Could someone suggest a better ending? Review!