Camp Hell

Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, movies, or shows in this story except for my two OC's Blaze and Emma.

A/N: You guessed correct, this has several things in it. The people from Wizards of Waverly Place only appear in one chapter.

A/N: Because I am generous, I will give you the first chapter now. You will have to be patient though, the rest will not come until after all my current stories are finished. I hope you will enjoy it. The first chapter is being put here so you know that all will be balanced and I won't focus on one more than another.

Chapter 1 (They're Not Real)

"Come on dork, get the camera started," Sam said. Freddie grumbled as he stared at Sam.

"Have patience, it is a virtue," Freddie said quickly.

"Oh shut up dork."

"Could you two quit with the bickering?" Carly asked with a sigh. Freddie smirked as he worked the camera and Sam let out a small chuckle.

"Okay, ready?" Freddie asked. "Five, four, three, two, and go!"

"Hi, I'm Carly!"

"Yeah, I'm Sam and that cop still owes me a pork pot pie!" Freddie chuckled and shook his head slowly.

"Cute Sam, just cute," Freddie said under his breath.

"Did you say something over there, tech geek?"

"No." Carly rolled her eyes and chuckled.

"Anyway, we're doing a special segment for you today," Carly said with a smile.

"Yeah, the stupidity of Horror movies," Sam said with a sigh. She pressed a button on a remote and a boo sound was heard. "Horror movies are so dumb and too damn cliché!"

"Yeah, look at this scene here." Carly and Sam turned around as a scene appeared on the screen. A woman was seen with a man holding up a blade.

"It's the same every single time. Horror movies are stupid and boring, they're entirely unrealistic." Sam crossed her arms and smirked. "Horror movies, they serve as a means of entertainment but truly are just unrealistic pieces of crap.

"What are the chances that you would get some machete wielding maniac chasing you down?"

"Exactly, I'm sure there's a million to one chances of having Dracula come after you. If you've guessed that we don't like horror movies, you're right."

"Hey Sam, what was the song that goes to that legend?"

"Oh you mean the dumb idiot with little tiny nails? I swear, it's like that guys trying to compensate for something. You notice the legends? Freddy Krueger has these little, tiny things and that hockey guy has this big old thing!"

"Uh, yeah, so what were those lyrics?"

"Lets see…one, two, Freddy's coming for you."

"Three, four, better lock your door."

"Five, six, grab your crucifix."

"Seven, eight, going to stay up late."

"Nine, ten, never sleep again!" Sam and Carly laughed and Sam held her waist. "What a bunch of baloney! Speaking of baloney…" Sam looked up at Freddie and grinned. "Tech geek, make me a baloney sandwich!"

"I'm not your slave," Freddie stated.

"You will be soon." Sam crossed her arms and smirked. "When we go to camp I'm going to have you carry all my things."

"Yeah, I'd like to see you try."

"Maybe I won't but I still don't see why I have to go to summer camp with the dork."

"Where are you guys going anyway?" Carly asked as she crossed her arms.

"Camp Crystal Lake." Freddie noticed his computer start beeping, he checked some of the reviews he was getting and chuckled.

"They are talking about those rumors," Freddie said. Sam scoffed and shook her head.

"Rumors, that's just what they are…they're a bit of folk legend meant to scare people. Camp Crystal Lake is not a bad place and there is no such thing as a hockey guy named Jason Voorhees."

"Well anyway, I'm going to miss you," Carly said as she hugged Sam. "I do hope you guys will have fun."

"Yeah, we aren't leaving until tomorrow you know."

"Well I'm sure you'll find something to do without me."

"Yeah, you'll find something to do without us around too! I still wish I didn't have to go alone with the tech geek." Freddie rolled his eyes and smirked. As often as Sam may have mistreated him, he still stayed with her, he suspected it was because of his growing feelings for her. "Anyway, it's time to wrap up iCarly!"

"Say goodbye to Sam," Carly said with a smile. "She and Freddie will be going to summer camp and I'll have to have Spencer as my temporary tech guy."

-NEW SCENE-

Oliver, Lilly and Miley sat at Rico's shack. "One banana smoothie coming right up," Rico said while turning to the smoothie dispenser. Oliver noticed that Lilly was very jittery.

"What's wrong, Lilly?" Oliver asked as he raised an eyebrow.

"Didn't you see iCarly just a little while ago?" Lilly asked. "I happen to believe in a few of those legends." Oliver chuckled and patted Lilly on the back.

"What legends?"

"The ones about Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, I think they are real monsters."

"Come on, monsters, legends, quit worrying. There are no such things about monsters."

"Yeah, focus on something else," Miley stated with a smile. "Focus on something like how much I'm going to miss you two when you leave."

"We won't be gone that long," Oliver said with a smirk. "Camp Crystal Lake is a perfectly fine lake."

"Ay Curumba!" Rico exclaimed as he dropped the smoothie on the ground. "Did you say Camp Crystal Lake!" Lilly raised her eyebrow and looked at Rico.

"Yeah, that's where we are going camping," Lilly responded.

"Oh, many pardons, you may have whatever you like for free today."

"Why?"

"Haven't you heard of the demon of Camp Crystal Lake?"

"What?" Lilly's eyes grew wide and Rico nodded his head. Oliver sighed and crossed his arms as Rico continued.

"The man with the hockey mask resides there. His name is Jason Voorhees and he died at the lake back in the fifties. His mother once wanted revenge on some campers and they died, then Jason came back and found his mother dead. He craved revenge and plagued any who would cross his paths in Camp Crystal Lake." Oliver frowned and shook his head.

"You're scaring her," Oliver said quietly. He looked over at Lilly and patted her back. "Lilly, there's no such thing as Jason Voorhees, there is no 'demon' of the lake."

"I-I know that!" Lilly said quickly. "Seriously, I'm not afraid of some crazy freak in a hockey mask." Lilly chuckled and turned around, she spotted a man with a hockey mask standing right behind her. "Aah! It's the guy!"

"Whoa, relax!" The man said quickly. "It's just me!" The man lifted the mask and revealed himself to be Jackson. "I'm getting practice for the hockey game coming up, I'm going to be the goalie." Lilly chuckled nervously and turned back around to glare at Rico.

"I really don't like you, Rico."

"Then I won't tell you about the two vampires that sleep in eternal rest down at the lake," Rico stated. Lilly's eyebrow twitched and Rico put his hand to his mouth. "Oops, it slipped, I'm sorry."

"Damn you…Nice try Rico, but I don't believe in vampires or any of your folk stuff."

"Eh, suit yourself, but don't say I didn't warn you."

-NEW SCENE-

Derek packed his clothes in the suitcase and smiled as Marti ran in the room and hugged Derek tightly. "We're going to miss you Derek!"

"It won't be for long, Smarti," Derek said with a grin. "We'll only be gone for about three weeks."

"Yeah, but so much can happen in three weeks, will you write every day?"

"I'll definitely try." Derek looked over to see Edwin leaning against the wall.

"It's definitely going to be boring without you and Casey," Edwin said with a smirk. "Try not to have too much fun at camp."

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"I think he means about your not so secret relationship with Casey," Marti said with a grin. Derek chuckled and crossed his arms.

"Yeah don't worry about a thing," Derek stated as he closed the suitcase.

"You may want to talk to Casey, she doesn't seem all that great," Edwin said as he pointed to Casey's room. Derek raised his eyebrow and walked over to her room, she was laying in the bed with the covers up to her chin.

"Is something wrong, Casey?"

"I don't want to go," Casey said with a shaky voice. "I honestly do not want to go to camp." Derek got on the bed and climbed next to Casey.

"Why?"

"Oh, just because there's supposed to be the fact that fires start all the time."

"Yeah, some guy named Blaze is there!" Edwin said quickly as he walked in the room. "True it's all legend, but it says that he was a camper that was set on fire, his soul died but his body still runs wild and burns everything to the ground."

"Damn it!" Derek rolled his eyes and chuckled.

"Tell me you're not afraid of a little legend," Derek said as he ran his fingers through Case's long, brown hair.

"I'm not afraid," Casey responded. "I just don't feel like going to the camp now that I'm going to be looking over my shoulder whenever there's a fire nearby." Derek chuckled and shook his head.

"Don't fear it…and Edwin, don't try to scare people with those lame stories of Camp Crystal Lake. It's just another spook tale that doesn't need to be told."

"Yeah, nothing can happen anyway," Casey said as she climbed out of the bed. "I just got a little nervous because I happen to not like fire very much."

"So you're afraid of fire?"

"Yes. So a psycho fire guy named Blaze is just a little bit on the freaky side."

"It's no different than Dracula and Emma," Lizzie said as she walked into the room. "Legend has it that those two vampires were buried somewhere deep underground for all of eternity and one day, they will be free from their prison." Derek sighed and slowly stood up.

"Okay everyone, get out and let Casey pack her stuff," Derek said quickly. Edwin and Lizzie nodded and left the room. Derek wrapped his arms around Casey and pulled her close, he smirked as he gazed into her eyes. "You're not a person who's afraid…"

"I'm just a little superstitious probably," Casey said with a slight chuckle.

"Well then, if anything happens, I'll be there to take care of you." Derek kissed Casey's forehead and she rested her head on Derek's shoulder.

"I love you Derek."

"I love you too, Casey."

I hope you're looking forward to this as much as I am! It's going to be big, and I hope you enjoyed seeing the first chapter early. Drop a review!