:Oblivious Intentions:

A/N: Oh! I've finally made it to chapter three! (I think I put that in the last one, but it was only chapter two...uhh hehehe) And it only took me six years to write it! I ran out of ideas and then it was like suddenly BAM! Perfect idea for this chapter. Here is where the plotting officially begins! Muahahaha! Thank you all for your loverly reviews, they make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. And I'll try to update a lot faster now that I don't have so much to do. I start school and I have nothing to do...go figure...Anyway, welcome to chapter four! Err...THREE! Darn it! Need to get numbers right.

Summary: Naruto's straight. Straighter than straight. If a board's straight, then Naruto has it beat on the straight scale. Sasuke on the other hand is just plain confused. Feelings he shouldn't be having keep popping up around the blond, and it's really starting to piss him off. So, he has one of two options: A) Decide Naruto isn't worth his time, detangel himself from the blonds world and move on with his life or B) Ultimate Seduction.

Chapter Three: Just Wonderfully Horrible

"So, what are we gonna do at the park?" The blond asked.

"I'm going to rape you, of course." The younger teen stated automatically.

Naruto narrowed his eyes, "Only if you can catch me first." he teased. He took off in a shot, knowing Sasuke would fallow. If not, then he'd just double back, and provoke the teen again. Simple plan.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, but chased the blond idiot anyway.

Ahh, just the way I like it.

-Begin Chapter-

"AHAHAHAHA!" Naruto cried, rolling on the ground, Sasuke on top. "G-get off me you p-pervert!" He screamed, trying to fend for his life...err...virtue.

Sasuke laughed along with him, keeping his mind off the erection in his pants. He was trying to concentrate on just goofing off with Naruto. Playing a stupid tackle/tickle game. Making good on his "promise" to "rape" the blond. That was it. He was just playing. This wasn't for real. Therefore he had to be very careful.

"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS TOUCHING MY LEG?!" Naruto laughed hysterically.

Right, about being careful.

Sasuke rolled off his friend, panting heavily. His body was warm and buzzing, and his downstairs member was very happy and wanting. This was worse than the dreams. This was real life and real touching and...he didn't want to think about it any further.

"No. Seriously what the hell was that?" Naruto demanded, settling down next to Sasuke. He eyed the raven-haired teen suspiciously, though amusement danced in his eyes.

"Well...when we were playing...did you feel my cell phone vibrate?" Sasuke said slowly.

"Nuu."

"Well, you wouldn't...it's not exactly in a place you should be feeling."

"OH GROSS!"

"Anyway, it went off and well...umm...things happen. Sorry, didn't mean to drag you into the happenings." He lied easily enough. His voice detached and his eyes staring at the dark sky.

"Oh, dude, that's just not something I wanted to hear. You could've just said it was your cell phone and I would've ended it." The blond stated bluntly, giving his friend a mock shudder. "I mean...I didn't mean for you to give me all the dirty details."

Sasuke couldn't help but grin as he sat up. "Oh, if I wanted to give you the dirty details, I would." He wiggled his eyebrows teasingly.

Naruto laughed, happy to have his Sasuke back. Ever since his brother went AWOL, Sasuke had changed in some dramatic ways. But every now and again he got the old one back. The one who joked with him. The one who teased him. The one who told him everything. The one only he knew.

"Can't believe your parents are going insane about this whole Itachi thing." Naruto grumbled, lying on his back, his arms folded behind his head.

"Couldn't agree with you more." Sasuke nodded, staying in his sitting position. He was working on making his erection go away. So he wouldn't have on in his pants anymore. Because it was distracting and being bad.

"Still gotta hard on or something?" Naruto teased, jabbing his friend in the back.

"Yep," the raven-haired-teen snipped, shifting away. "No touchy."

Naruto laughed, shifting with Sasuke, just so he could touch his friend. If anyone saw them now, heard them now, they wouldn't think this was Sasuke. They would all assume that the cold and silent teen had been replaced by aliens to conduct a social experiment on earth. The blond paused...what if...WHAT IF THEY HAD!? WHAT IF THIS REALLY WAS AN ALIEUM FROM OUTSIDE SPACE?!

"Naruto?"

"AH! STAY AWAY FROM ME ALIEUM!"

Sasuke stared the Uzamaki, speechless. When had they gotten on the subject of Aliens? He didn't recall them ever being brought up before that very moment in time. Needless to say...he was confused.

"What?"

"Sorry...I spaced."

"Uh-huh."

"Well, you know...never mind."

"I'm not even going to touch on that one. Something tells me I just don't wanna know."

Naruto shrugged. "Suite yourself."

"Uh-huh."

They lapsed into silence, Sasuke staring into space, Naruto playing with the grass. It was nearly passed midnight, but the street lamps provided enough light for them to see by. They did this often enough to not get caught, chill in the park well past curfew. The cops really didn't care, as long as they weren't doing anything wrong. And sitting in the grass and-in Naruto's case at least-making grass tiaras didn't fall under any category of "Wrong Doings". Unless you were an environmentalist coming to scream at Naruto for pulling up the grass, but that is beside all points at hand.

"Hey, Sasuke?"

"Hmm?"

"...umm...well..." Naruto paused, biting his lip. He didn't know what he was going to ask...he just wanted to hear Sasuke talk. Like they used to...back in the day. "What's your favorite color?"

"What?" Sasuke asked, taken aback. That wasn't something he expected out of the blonds mouth. Then again, this was Naruto...he should expect ANYTHING to come out of his mouth.

"What's your favorite color? Mines orange, yours is?"

"Blue...or black. Something like that."

"Favorite food?"

"Not really that picky. Foods, food."

"Favorite song."

"Music bores me."

"Favorite Movie."

"Don't really watch any, unless you pick it."

"Favorite T.V. show."

"Again, don't really watch it, unless it's with you."

At this point Naruto began laughing. Sasuke stared at him, confused. "What?"

"We haven't changed have we?" Naruto demanded, after controlling his laughing fit. "Since we were little. Those were the same answers you gave me in sixth grade."

Sasuke wrinkled his brow, thinking. It was true...those were all the same questions Naruto had asked him for an assignment, and those had all been his answers. Everything in his life revolved around Naruto...and the blond just didn't realize it did he? He didn't get that Sasuke did all these things because he wanted to. Because he'd do anything for Naruto, no questions asked. Sasuke thought back...it had been like that all their lives. Did that mean...had he been in love with Naruto since they were little? Was he even in love with Naruto? Or simply experiencing chemical changes in his body and discovering new urges and feelings that were simply pointed in the direction in the person closest to him because that person was close to him? Or maybe it wasn't even that...maybe he really had been abducted by aliens and they altered his brain functions.

"Wanna sleep over at my house tonight?"

"Nah, my parents will probably have someone check in on me in the morning, and if I'm not there, I'll get in trouble."

"Can I sleep over then?"

Sasuke shifted to look at his friend, smiling. It was rare that they slept at their own houses without the other present. "I don't know...don't you have a home to go to?"

"Yeah, but you won't come stay the night there." Naruto whined.

"And what if you spending the night gets me in trouble?"

"It won't, your parents like me!"

"No, they just tolerate your presence because you're the only person I bring around."

"Well, see, there you go. Your parents are thrilled that you actually socialize, and with such a good kid like me." Naruto grinned cheekily. "So, puh-lease!"

Sasuke nodded, knowing that even if he told Naruto no, he'd wake up to find the blond there anyway. "Don't you have other friends to sleepover with?"

Naruto thought about this, wrinkling his nose. "Yeah, but..." he paused trying to find the reason behind the fact that he never had sleepovers with anyone else. Sure, he had plenty of friends, but...at the end of the day...Sasuke was the only one he really cared about. The others all had people who they called their best friend, and that person wasn't Naruto. Naruto had Sasuke to call best friend, and Sasuke called him best friend. He didn't want to spend nights out with anyone else. (Unless it was Sakura...but that was a completely different story all together.)

That and, they were in the same sort of boat. Sasuke's parents only cared about prim perfection for their sons and tolerated nothing else. Sasuke's parents didn't really see him, only what they wanted to see. And Naruto didn't have anyone at all, except his guardian...They needed each other. Whether Sasuke liked it or not.

"But I love you." Naruto stated simply.

Sasuke started; Loved him? Naruto loved him? He wouldn't jump to conclusions. Naruto had been his best friend (practically only friend) all his life. Of course Naruto loved him...just not in the way Sasuke wanted. Not in the way the raven-haired teen craved.

"Rrrriiiight. Idiot."

"No, really Sasuke. You're like the brother I never had. I love you."

Sasuke rolled his eyes, trying to hide the hurt that twisted in his gut. Like a brother. He was loved by Naruto...like a brother. There would never be anything more between them...but...it would have to suffice...wouldn't it?

"I'm going home." Sasuke stated.

"So I can spend the night right?"

"Yeah, sure, whatever."

Naruto winced, watching as Sasuke stood up. He was being cold again, going to that place where no one could reach him. Not even Naruto.

"What the hell! Why are you doing this!?" Naruto cried. "I tell you you're the closest thing I have to a brother, and how much I fucking care about you and you act like a fucking prick! Well excuse me for caring!"

Sasuke stared at his friend, shocked by the outburst. He took in a deep breath, rubbing his temples. "I love you too, Naruto. I really do." He shook his head. "You've always been there for me, no matter what...of course I love you Naruto." He knelt back down, pulling Naruto into a hug. "I've always loved you."

Naruto felt just as shocked as Sasuke pulled him into an embrace. He closed his eyes, putting his own arms around the Uchiha. "This is the weirdest, most homo moment we've had our entire life." He laughed, pulling away.

"Nope, wrong." Sasuke laughed. "There was that time, beginning of seventh grade? We kissed remember?"

Naruto shook his head. "Nope, I'm still in denial that that ever happened."

They smiled at each other, content. They both stood up, heading back towards Sasuke's house. "This was the worse escape plan we've ever had if we're heading back."

Naruto shrugged, "Our plans never quite work the way we plan. At least...my plans don't..."

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Well, lets go."

They raced back to Sasuke's house, snuck back in and got ready for bed. Naruto at his favorite spot on the floor and Sasuke in his bed.

Before they both drifted off to sleep they both shared a thought.

Tonight was just wonderfully horrible...

A/N: Finally! Chapter three is up! I'm so proud of myself! Aren't you? Thank you all again for your lovely reviews! I'll try to update sooner! And I'll bring in some other characters, that way Sasuke can start his ulitmate plan of seduction! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, review please!