I must be a random person...because I just said, "Hey! I'm gonna write a story! About Edward and Bella! And all these other people! YAYYY!!!" Yeah. So...here it is, I guess...

Bella

I was sitting on my bed, reading Wuthering Heights, when Charlie called up to me from downstairs. I sighed and walked slowly out of my room and down the stairs, being careful not to trip, and saw Jacob Black and Edward Cullen standing there, glaring at each other. Charlie went into the living room to watch TV.

If looks could kill, they'd both be dead; Even if one is a vampire and one is a fast-healing werewolf.

"Oh, gosh. Guys, what did you do?"I said. They hated each other...so why would they be standing here, together?

"Bella, you really can't just have one supernatural creature in your lifetime?"Edward asked, looking at me now, with his beautiful golden eyes.

"What happened?"I asked again, feeling exasperated. Sometimes they could act like little boys fighting over a toy, and I would have to be the mother.

"Your boyfriend was invading my thoughts. What were you doing at a grocery store anyway?"Jacob said. I still didn't have a clue what was going on.

"I wasn't invading your thoughts. I heard 'Bella' and I had to listen. I didn't believe you were that...graphic-minded,"Edward retorted.

"Just tell me what happened!"I repeated angrily, not wanting to really know what my werewolf friend might have been thinking.

"I, well, I sort of told Jacob...not to think those things,"Edward mumbled.

"Oh, yes,"Jacob scoffed, "I wish! You attacked me!!"

I didn't believe it at first, I though Jacob was exaggerating, but Edward didn't deny it...and I looked at his face, glaring again at Jacob. "Edward!!"I gasped.

"Bella, do you want me to tell you what he was thinking?"Edward asked reluctantly; It must have been really bad...

"No, but why did you do that?! Do you know that people could have been watching?!"

"Oh, but he didn't do it until I went out into the parking lot,"Jacob said flatly.

I rolled my eyes and sighed. These boys were so crazy. So then I had a brilliant idea! I would make them behave, and maybe they wouldn't fight so much.

"Okay. I'm going to let it pass, because you two are lucky that Charlie's with the police. BUT! Let's say, there are consequences. So, tonight, I want you both back over here, and we're going...out." My voice was stern, like an order. I sighed: there goes my Friday night! Not like I was doing anything anyway.

Jacob looked thrilled; Edward's beautiful eyebrows were pulled up in confusion.

"Bye, guys,"I said, hinting for Jacob to leave. And he did.

"Now, Bella, when you say-"Edward started.

"Yes, I'm making you two go places. Together."I smiled.

"Bella, you can't expect us to behave together!"

Sometimes, my vampire boyfriend, although beautiful, was dense. "Edward,"I sighed, "I'm taking you both. And I'm going to force you to be good."

"Bella, don't you think that we're much stronger than you?"he teased.

"Oh, but I have half a coven of vampires on my side: Alice and Carlisle will help me. And Esme would do some motherly stuff, I'm sure." By "motherly stuff", I meant yell at him until he's emotionally scarred for his eternal life.
"And, of course, there's always Emmett, who will make fun of you until the world's end about how you can't be good for me."

"Not Emmett,"he groaned. Apparently, I planned this out quite well.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOEdwardismineXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

7:00
Jacob

I was standing with Bella and her bloodsucker, wrinkling my nose at the horrid stench.

"Ok,"Bella said. "Here are the details: If you're not good, I'll get my vampire possy to beat whichever of you up; And Edward already knows his additional punishments. So whoever behaves best tonight, gets a special treat. And I won't tell you what it is, but it will be the best treat you're gonna get tonight. We're going to Port Angeles in my truck. Don't complain, either of you, about how slow it is. That is TOTAL MISBEHAVIOR! I'm keeping a list. Any questions?"

I raised my hand. Edward let out an annoyed growl, reading my thoughts again.

"Wow, where did you learn all this stuff?"I asked. She just shook her head and walked out into the unuasually un-rainy night and to her truck. She glanced at Edward, who opened his mouth, about to say something.

"Don't even ask Edward. I'm driving, that's final."Bella said before he could ask.

Ha ha filthy bloodsucker! I thought. He growled loudly at me.

"Edward,"Bella sighed.

"He was thinking stuff at me!"Edward whined, squishing in the truck and scooting close enough to me so we could all fit. And then we were going.

It was a quiet ride to Port Angeles. As Bella stopped the truck near a restaurant (our first stop of the night) she said, "That's one point for Edward, one for Jacob. On the bad list, I mean." And she stepped out of her crappy little vehicle that smelled horribly like bloodsucker.

XOXOXO

Bella

So we went into the restaurant. The woman who served us looked confused at the fact that the two boys were here, taking me out.

Edward growled impatiently a lot. He was stuck sitting on one side of the booth with Jacob; I was across from him.

"Edward,"I kept reminding him, "You're getting up on the list."

"Sorry. But couldn't you pick a place to go where we'd all enjoy it?" He fidgeted uncomfortably in his seat. Of course, he wasn't going to eat. But all of us being happy? That wasn't possible.

He growled again, and I sighed in response; this was going to be a long night.

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