Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. Would say something more, but eh.
AN: So, I'm hoping you like this. I love self-esteem so I think my writing is bad lol. But, hopefully you'll tell me differently and enjoy the story Have fun. Pairings include: NaruSasu, KakaIru, some NejiSaku [it's just in there, don't hate it just cuz.
Oh, and btw. 'Talking' is kyuubi.
Naruto leaned back against the wall of the mission room, and whipped a bang out of his face. His cerulean blue eyes fell right on his former sensei talking to his ex sensei. Naruto opened his mouth and yawned widely.
"Cover your mouth when you yawn. It's rude when you don't." A voice chided Naruto. Naruto smirked and leaned his head back against the wall. He tilted his head to the side, causing a few of his long bangs to cover his right eye–the same ones he tried to swipe off earlier–and smirked down at Sasuke. He was now taller then Sasuke, and their relationship made much more sense now. He had teased Sasuke about this mercilessly, and always got whacked in the head with a rolled up newspaper for 'bad behavior'. It was so worth it.
Sasuke looked back at him from the corner of his eyes, his eyes narrowed in disapproval. Naruto shrugged.
"You like looking at my mouth, either when I'm yawning or using it to-" he was cut off when Sasuke whacked in the head with a rolled up newspaper, Sasuke's face red with anger and embarrassment.
"You pervert!" he hissed. "Keep those thoughts to yourself!" Honestly, Naruto, at his age of 18, Sasuke thought he'd be more mature. He could be mature most of the time, but when he wanted to be, he would be just as bad as Kakashi- - maybe even worse. Sasuke sighed and crossed his arms as he glared at his boyfriend in disapproval.
Naruto looked at him with surprise as he covered his bump on his head with one hand. "What the hell! Where did the newspaper come from?! Do you carry that around with you or something?!" Naruto practically shouted from shock.
Sasuke huffed. "For someone like you? Yes." Naruto stared at him for a good minute. Sasuke narrowed his eyes. "I'm kidding you moron. I took the newspaper from the table next to me." He sighed and shook his head, placing the newspaper back on the table.
Naruto muttered, "Knowing you, you probably would..."
Sasuke turned around and glared at Naruto with his arms crossed. "What did you say?" He asked in threatening, challenging voice, daring Naruto to repeat what he said.
Naruto almost yelped. He straightened himself and grinned sheepishly. "I love you and I think you're the hottest looking guy ever?" Naruto tried.
Sasuke leaned back against the wall, his right foot raised to help support himself against the wall. "That's what I thought you said." he smirked.
Naruto grinned and put his hood up. Unlike Sasuke, he didn't wear his work clothes. He just wore his black hoody with some blue jeans. Besides, it was Sasuke, a Jounin now, that came back from the mission with Kakashi. Naruto was just there to pick him up. He looked back at his former teachers and frowned.
After about 2 minutes of silence, Naruto spoke.
"He likes him." Naruto stated matter-of-factly.
Sasuke, who was lost in his own thoughts and was staring at the floor, blinked and looked at Naruto.
"Who likes who?" Sasuke asked, staring into Naruto's eyes.
"Kakashi. He likes Iruka-Otousan."
Sasuke then looked to see Kakashi rubbing the back of his neck nervously. If he was trying to show that he was calm and collected, he was failing miserably. Iruka, on the other hand, smiled warmly.
Sasuke sighed. "Of course he does. He's just too stupid to do anything about it. Like someone I knew.." he muttered the last part.
Naruto, because he contains Kyuubi in him, had heightened senses, including his hearing. "Hey! I heard that!" he glared accusingly at Sasuke, who just shrugged. "Besides, I was the one who made the first move!" he smirked smugly.
Sasuke eyes narrowed. "Ok, getting bumped behind from your position to fall forward and accidently land on my lips does not count as a 'first move'." Sasuke said deadpan, then smirked.
Naruto narrowed his eyes in annoyance. "That was NOT my first move.." he then smirked. "Besides, you enjoyed that kiss." he said in a cocky manner.
Sasuke shrugged in a bored way. "Not really. It was my first kiss, kinda hoped it'd be better."
". . . We were 12! How much better can you get at that age?! With a first kiss too!"
Sasuke shrugged. "You never know. That Inuzuka could probably–"
"LIKE HELL HE WOULD!" he shouted, drawing everyone's attention. He flinched and then waved his hand nervously, telling them silently to dismiss it. He then began to hiss angrily at the smirking Sasuke. "First of all, those lips of his are to be miles away from yours! Second, he does NOT, ever, get to ki-"
"So what do you want to do about Kakashi and Iruka?" Sasuke asked quickly, trying to get off subject. He loved it when Naruto was possessive, but when Naruto started on his little rant, he rather hear it where others won't hear. Naruto would have started to raise his voice and get too loud.
Naruto pouted slightly and then shrugged. "I dunno. Iruka seems pretty clueless about Kakashi." Naruto pointed out, going back to his pervious position.
"He's a naive man, what do you expect?"
"Hey." Naruto said sharply and sternly, glaring a little at Sasuke. He knew Iruka was clueless and all, but that didn't mean when he liked it when other pointed it out and make Iruka look like an idiot.
"You know it's true."
Naruto sighed and leaned back on the wall, his arm brushing against Sasuke's. "Yeah I know. I guess we should help them out. They're too stupid to do anything."
Sasuke came to a pause, then realized something. "We don't know if Iruka likes Kakashi back." he pointed out.
Naruto frowned and thought for a moment. "I bet he does. He's just unsure himself, or he just never saw Kakashi as the type to like him that way. I think he'd be happy with Kakashi. He just needs to see Kakashi the way Kakashi really is. Not the self he shows in public."
Sasuke looked at Naruto and raised an eyebrow. "Since when did you want Kakashi with Iruka? You're protective of Iruka... I know for a fact that you would not want a pervert seeing Iruka."
Naruto stared at Sasuke from the corner of his eyes and then smiled. "Yeah, but I'd warn Kakashi of the consequences if he were to mess up or do anything stupid with Iruka. Besides," he sighed. "I don't like seeing them unhappy and so goddamn clueless. They look perfect for each other, neh?"
Sasuke smirked. He agreed. "Well, what are we going to do?" Sasuke watched as Kakashi waved goodbye to Iruka, looking a bit disappointed and angry at himself for some reason, as he walked out. Iruka frowned for a moment, then continued with his work on the papers.
"Dunno..."
'Hey, kit.'
Naruto blinked in surprise, not expecting to hear from the fox demon. 'Kyuu-kun? What's up?'
'I know how to get those two stupid humans together.' Kyuubi said confidently.
'Oh? Why the sudden interest? And you didn't have to call them stupid...'
'Fine. Sorry. The two idiots. Anyway. Because kit, I owe Iruka something for looking after you. And, although I'm not too fond of that stupi- excuse me, idiot Kakashi, I guess he deserves a little something.'
'. . . You're so blunt.'
'I am a fox demon trapped inside a vessel for the rest of my life. I can be as blunt as I want.'
Naruto chuckled. 'Fine. What do I have to do?'
'Do you remember a certain scroll in that room? The one that you never bothered to open for some god knows what reasons when I told you to steal it during a mission?'
'Yeah...what about it?'
'I want you to look at it...It has something you'll enjoy trying..' Kyuubi chuckled.
Naruto re-opened his eyes, unaware that he had closed them. He looked at Sasuke, who was staring at him, waiting. Sasuke knew that when Naruto stood silent like that, or looked lost in thoughts, it was most likely that Naruto was talking to Kyuubi.
"So...what did Kyuubi say?" Sasuke asked curiously.
Naruto blinked. "He told me to look at a scroll in my home. There's something I'd enjoy trying. He said it'll help Kakashi and Iruka get together, or at least that's what I think he's implying."
Sasuke put curled a finger on his chin. "Hm... well I'm curious now. Why are we still here? Let's go."
"Oh. Right. What are we still doing here? Yeah, let's go home." As he removed himself from the wall with Sasuke, a female voice caught the attention of both of them.
"Sasuke-kun!!"
Naruto flinched. He inwardly groaned. He had no problem seeing Sakura, but right now, he wanted to go home and see what Kyuubi was talking about. Also, he knew Sakura's crush on Sasuke moved on...in a figure of speech, because now she liked him and Sasuke. Sasuke sighed, not understanding how this girl could not know that he and Naruto have been dating...since they were 12! He turned around, facing Sakura. Sakura looked at Naruto, blushing, and smiled at him.
"Hi, Naruto-kun."
Naruto turned to face her, pulling his hood down so that his wild a little past shoulder length hair was free. He smiled back warmly at her, after all, she was still a good friend.
"Hey, Sakura-chan. What are you doing here?" he asked the young medic nin.
Sakura smiled and clasped her hands behind her back. "I was just around here, Neji came back from a mission, so I wanted to see if he was okay. Every time he goes on a mission, he's always injured. He always comes to me, so I figured that I might as well come and help him get to the hospital without collapsing." she sighed.
Naruto and Sasuke exchanged glances. They knew Neji liked Sakura, which is why he always had some kind of injury, just to see her. You'd think a brilliant girl like her would catch on. Neji was too smart and too strong of a ninja to get hurt all the time. Naruto shrugged. He then looked up and spotted a limping person. He rolled his eyes. Sometimes, Neji over did it.
"I think that's Neji over there, the one limping. And covered in blood." He pointed behind Sakura.
Sakura gasped and turned to see Neji, one hand holding his other arm as he limped to a desk to give his report. "Idiot!" She hissed as she was about to run to him, but then she stopped and looked at Sasuke and Naruto. "One of you, please help me get Neji and bring him to my office for treatment?"
Before Naruto could volunteer, Sasuke spoke up. "I'll help. Naruto, you go see Iruka-sensei. I think it's been a while since you two saw each other. I'll meet you at your home."
Naruto blinked and numbly nodded. Sakura and Sasuke then ran to Neji's aid. Naruto smiled and put his hands into his pockets as he walked to Iruka, who was putting some papers into a folder, not noticing Naruto approaching him. Naruto smirked stopped beside Iruka's mission desk.
"Hey, Otousan." Naruto grinned as Iruka seemed taken aback and looked up in surprise, then overcame his surprise to smile at Naruto.
"Naruto-kun! I haven't seen you in a while." It was almost a month since he last saw Naruto. It wasn't too long ago that Naruto started calling him Otousan either, he just wasn't completely used to it. But it did make him happy to know Naruto saw him as a father.
Naruto rubbed the back of his neck, feeling a little guilty. "Sorry about that. I've had a lot missions lately." he sighed. Being an ANBU member was a drag. "Hey, if you're not busy, want to go have some ramen?" Naruto grinned, placing the hand that was rubbing the back of neck back into his pocket.
Iruka nodded. "Sure, let me just grab these papers.."
AN: Well, this is just a preview, I suppose? Tell me if you like it or not, and if you'd like it to continue Please review. No flames! But Yah. Heh, I hope you liked it. :D