R.E.M

"Rem,"

"Don't call me that! I am not your dream time."

"Yeah you are. You're my dream time; you are my dreams. I sleep, breathe, think, love, dream, live, you. The only thing you aren't and are absent from is my nightmares, and that is the soul reason they are so."

"Oh. That was very...

Very-

Very-

Very-"

"Dreamy?"

"Oh, come here you daft bugger."

"But I'm your daft bugger."

"And I'm your R.E.M, too."

"Exactly, so as I was saying Rem, can you pass the salt?"

"Oh..."

"Okay, that is officially the sickliest thing I've ever heard,"

"Shut up, James."