Goa: I like reviews, thus to encourage them, I'm going to respond to them. Here goes!
Tama Saga: I have this funny feeling Gai might be crushing on Kakashi...eh...
Goa: Here is my fanon canon response: No. Gai has a platonic man-crush on him, if that makes sense, born of massive amounts of respect and admiration for his abilities. The feelings are, in fact, returned.
Drswoc: Is Naruto going to have a relationship with Anko and Kurenai too?
Goa: They might show up but really, this is kinda limited to the top NarutoxX shipping fandoms out there. Anko and Kurenai are out there, just not out on top.
Adngo: wtf?
Goa: Fuck the what?
IceCrome: You LIED. You said this would be a one-shot. LIAR.
Goa: You have uncovered the truth, lifted the veil of my conspiracy. Your prize? DEATH.
IceCrome: (cont) The ironic thing is, you actually CAN see Naruto's figure one time, and Hinata's. Naruto's when Jirayia was teaching him to walk on water, and Hinata's when she was being taken away by the paramedics after the fight with Neji. But whatever. This IS a humour fic after all. ;D
Goa: My god, HE KNOWS TOO MUCH.
Yron33: dude this is great! if you dont keep writung i'll send itachi on ya!
Goa: I'm still in the burn ward because of you.
Gomjibar22: You're smoking something, aren't you?
Goa: IRL, people really think that. It's not true though. Craziness is MY anti-drug.
Recodan: This story earns you a SODA! If you feel like collecting, drive to colorado.
Goa: =_= Naruto? Get the car. We're going on a road trip.
Naruto: Do I have to wear this Drag Racer Girl outfit? Kinda… skimpy.
Goa: What? No. You're flat as a board. That's for Hinata.
Hinata: Meep!
NarutoNamikaze: Was the Anbu who did that to Zabuza, Yamato? If harem is Itachi in it, or was that to just to catch Naruto? Where's Jiraiya & Iruka?
Goa: Yes, just to catch him and they'll show up at some point.
Kuno-Baby: I've got a fever, and the only proscription... is more cowbell.
Goa: Mooooooooooooooooo-
TheVandy24: great screen names. very original.
Goa: And the shout out goes too, THE 24TH VANDY!!!
The-Blue-Zephyr: BTW, guess who this is?
Goa: It's a Pokemon!
Ask Ketchum: Pokeball GO!
Goa: Gotta catch 'em all!
Deviate Fish: Who the hell is deimara?
Goa: An original character used as a joke and a plot device.
NarutosBrat: Just out of curiosity, were Shika and Chouji perhaps singing Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Goa: Nope.
Chouji: *Looking up that song*
EDelta88: what's with all the centering?
Goa: Don' worry. That's just in the earlier stories. It was from back when I posted these on forums.
Bag o' Moon Frogs: I will set the frigid bastard of your choice on you if you don't update soon! My choice would be Hitsugaya Toushirou from Bleach.
Goa: .
Hitsugaya: Yeah, I was just gonna pour this bucket of ice down your pants.
Goa: .
Chrosis: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!??!
Goa: In Hell. ._.
"So what's wrong with Jiraiya-sama?" Iruka asked.
"Well, ever since he found out Naruto's a girl-" Kakashi said.
"I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE!" Jiraiya shouted.
"- he's been worried about all those times he made her use the Sexy Jutsu for his amusement."
"Oh."
"I'm too pretty to go to jail for this," The Frog Hermit sobbed.
Tsunade looked up the two towers shadowing her own, "Gaara! Haku! We need to talk."
Gaara floated down a platform of ice and Haku merely melted out of the mirror surface of his own tower.
"Hokage," Gaara nodded.
"Hokage-sama," Haku bowed.
"Gaara…" Tsunade began, "Don't you have a village to run?"
"Don't worry, I have a regent."
At the Village Hidden by Sand…
"How come you get to be regent?" Kankuro whined.
"Because I'M the oldest," Temari countered.
"Yeah, well Gaara is our younger brother, so what does that tell you?"
"That our father went crazy after YOU were born."
Back the Leaf Village…
"Okay, yes fine. You have diplomatic rights," She turned to Haku, "But you're a missing nin. What do I do with you."
"If you don't trust me, I could room with a more trusted member of the village. Perhaps Naruto?"
Sand swirled around Gaara angrily as he glared daggers at Haku, but Tsunade ignored him, "Yes, that seems acceptable."
Naruto and Lee walked together, chatting.
"So then I kicked him in the face and we were friends again."
"Lee, why do all your stories end that way?"
Woosh.
Jiraiya made his presence known standing in front of them as impressively as he could manage. As it was, that was still pretty damn impressive.
"Alright, brat. You got me in a tight spot," He admitted.
"Huh?"
"So, to shut you up, I'll teach you any jutsu you want."
"Really!?"
Lee's eyes lit up, "Naruto! What a great opportunity! Think of what you could learn with such a great youthful master!""
"Hmmm," Naruto looked at Lee, "Hey, ero-sensei, you think you could teach Lee a trick or two?"
"Really!?"
Jiraiya, "Yeah, sure, anything. Just don't turnmeintothepolice."
Karaoke Bar…
Ino and Sakura each held on to one of Sasuke's arms as they watched the odd five man group called 'The Sound Four' doing their rendition of the Power Ranger theme song.
Ino peered at them, "Hey do those guys look familiar?"
Sakura nodded, "A bit."
Sasuke scowled in greater recognition, "Oh yeah…"