Dude, I am so on a roll! Of course, this is Stork and Piper, yet again. .

-DM

"Stork, what are you doing?"

Have you ever had a moment in time where that person you like walks in on you at the worst moment possible?

Stork was having one of those moments.

There stood Piper, hands on her hips. She was giving her famous 'Piper is tick off' stare, right in the direction of Stork. Her stare was enough to make the Dark Ace wet his pants! And there was Stork, frozen and at the moment, mute. In his awkward, green hands was a pair of soft, lacey, pink underwear, fresh from the dryer. Now, since there were four males on the Condor, it was only possible for the underwear to belong to one person and that one person was ready to chew off a certain Merb's head.

Now you see, Stork really wasn't to blame here but of course, he was too embarrassed to say so. When it comes to laundry, Finn actually enjoys doing it. Why? Because he gets to handle something Piper would never let him handle in real life; female undergarments. Of course, Piper didn't know anything about this and neither did any of the others until Stork just happened to find Finn with a pair of purple striped undies on his head.

Stork wasn't a pervert and at the same time, he would never wear underwear on his head unless he thought it was a way to cure some disease. But there was also something else; Stork had a huge crush on Piper. It had been a secret crush until this small, little incident.

Stork yelled at Finn. Finn yelled at Stork. They two of them began to argue, loudly. That is when Finn made a grab for another pair of Piper's undies. Stork saw and tried to grab the same pair. Soon, it was a game of tug o' underwear. This game went on for about five minutes with Stork winning and Finn falling backwards. Raising his hands in victory, he held the panties tightly between his fingers.

And that is when Piper walked in.

Needles to say, Stork was embarrassed beyond belief.

"Is there a reason you have a pair of my underwear?" Piper asked through her teeth.

"Well---um---I---oh---Finn—"

Piper marched right over to Stork and smacked him across the face, hard. She then grabbed her underwear from him before she left, greatly annoyed. Stork sighed sadly, hanging his head in shame. Finn stood up, feeling slightly guilty.

"Sorry about that dud," He said, drawing a circle with his feet. "Didn't mean for that to happen."

"Its okay I guess. Doesn't really matter." Stork sighed.

Finn paused for a second.

"You like Piper, don't you?"

"What?" Stork's green face turned bright red. "No, no! I mean—what gave you that idea?"

"Well first off, you're blushing. And secondly, you made a huge deal about me and Piper's underwear."

"Ugh, good point." Stork knew he was caught.

"Hey, tell ya what? I can help you win Piper's love!" Finn said, wrapping an arm around Stork. "It's the least I could do after getting her angry at you."

"I don't know—"

"Come on, what could possibly go wrong?"

And that is how Finn began Stork's tutor in love.