(filk of the Offspring's "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)")
Give it to me baby
Oro! Oro!
Give it to me baby
Oro! Oro!
Give it to me baby
Oro! Oro!
And all the girls say he's pretty fly for a samurai
You know it's kind of hard
Just to save Japan these days
Our subject is a cool guy
But he don't think it anyway
He gets so much abuse
And he takes it with a smile
But every now and then
He goes psycho for a while!
So don't fight him, he'll always win
You know good always tops evil any day
He's thin and pale, and looks female
But better change your ways, change your ways
Get yourself some class, or he'll kick your ass
But at least you know he'll go home and act as Kaoru's maid
We need cute samurai
So hey hey do that oro thing!
Give it to me baby
Oro! Oro!
Give it to me baby
Oro! Oro!
Give it to me baby
Oro! Oro!
And all the girls say he's pretty fly for a samurai
He needs some tofu, not just any will suffice
But the badguys break his bucket
And he has to play it nice
Now he's taken the kids home
And sees the badguys as they pass
So the big jerk with an ego
Gets a taste of some whupass!
So get it in, another win
But you know he really doesn't like it anyway
He wants to life his life without much strife
For him no way, for him no way
He'll try to relax, that's when Saitou attacks
And makes him to fight off that Shishi O
Then comes Enishi-no
Hey hey do that oro thing!
Now he's getting dirty clothes
Yeah he's getting laundry done
And goes off to make dinner for ungrateful everyone
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not a chick
But in his own mind
He's the domestic!
Give it to me baby
Oro! Oro!
Give it to me baby
Oro! Oro!
Give it to me baby
Oro! Oro!
And all the girls say he's pretty fly for a samurai
So don't debate, he's Mr. Great
He sliced and he dices and cleans the dojo every day
But what he doesn't get, is all the chicks
He runs away, he runs away
They chase after him, one fight he doesn't win
Megumi and Kaoru have a catfight over him
He doesn't know what to do
The hero's just got no clue
Tomoe-san wanted him too so
Hey hey do that oro thing!