I dont own Naruto
It was a bright and sunny day in Konaha. The birds were chirping, the squirls were playing, the crowd was cheering. Hold on what was that. Oh the crowds were cheering. Today was the finals of the Chunnin exams. All the competitors were down in the ring.
Nope scratch that. 2 of them were not in the ring. 1 was the great Uchiha Sasuke and the other was, oh, nobody cared, it was the Kyuubi brat. Big deal.
Genma looked at the competitors and sighed before speaking "The first match is about to begin, Would Neji Hyuuga and Naruto Uzumaki please please appear in the Arena floor. Would all other competitors please leave."
All the other competitors left and only people standing in the arena was Genma and Neji. Genma looked around and said "Would Naruto Uzumaki please report to the Arena floor."
He waited a few moments and Neji smirked and the crowd was getting excited that the Kyuubi brat was not here.
Genma sighed and said "Final call, would Naruto..." he had to jump back as two kunias hit the ground directly were he was standing. Everyone was looking around for the source of the kunia when two yellow flashes appeared in the middle of the ring.
Everything was quite when the two flashes stopped and a ghost appeared in the Arena. Standing there in the arena was Arashi Kazama the 4th Hokage dressed in his Kage robes. Beside him was the Kyuubi brat, but he was not wearing orange, He had on a black ninja outfit that most jounin would wear with 2 kunia pouches. Several scrolls in his vest pocket a sword on his side. The only way you could tell it was the Kyuubi brat was because of the whisker marks.
Naruto blinked and said "I won."
Arashi said "Only because you used your bloodline."
Naruto looked around and saw everyone looking at him and said "Dad, what day is it."
Arashi said "Friday, why."
Naruto said "No, I mean whats the date."
Arashi said "Oh the 21st why."
Naruto said "Ah, thats why everyone is here now. The Chunnin exams. I guess Kakashi is right. You can get lost on the road of life."
Everyone facefaulted at this.
Naruto smirked as did Arashi. Everything was PERFECT.
Just then the third Hokage appeared in the arena and said "Who are you."
Arashi said "I know you have not seen me in 12 years old man but I figure that with as much SHIT as this village is in right now you may have forgotten me. Arashi Kazama and of coarse you remember Naruto Uchiha Kazama. MY SON." with an evil smirk.
The third paled knowing hell and high water was going to look like heaven when this was over.
He was going to say something when Naruto said "HEY DAD, YOU THINK OLD HEBI TEME UP THIER IS GOING TO BE PISSED WHEN HE FINDS OUT WHAT WE DID TO HIS VILLAGE. I MEAN DESTROYING EVERYTHING, STEALING ALL OF HIS JUTSU, AND PISSING ON ALL OF HIS CLOTHS WHILE THEY BURN IS A BIT MUCH." using a sound jutsu to echo it around the arena making sure everyone heard it.
If someone could see the Kazekages face at that moment they would have seen color on his face in the first time in his life.
Arashi said "WHY WORRY ABOUT WHAT WE DID TO HIM AND HIS LITTLE INVASION ARMY OUTSIDE OF THE VILLAGE RIGHT NOW SEEING AS THIER ARE NO SURVIVORS. WHEN WE HAVE A VILLAGE FULL OF ATTEMPTED MURDERS, SADIST, ABUSERS, AND A FEW OTHER THINGS TO DEAL WITH. ESPECIALLY WITH THE LAW THAT WAS ACTIVATED WHEN WE ARIVED A MINUTE AGO MAKING EVERY SINGLE PERSON OF THIS VILLAGE A SLAVE." using the same jutsu making sure everyone can hear.
The third said "What are you talking about Arashi."
Arashi said still using the same jutsu since once its activated carries to everyone who hears it the first time still hears no matter what until it is cancelled "The leaf village really should have followed my last wish and looked after my son you old fool. The crimes this village committed agianst him was so bad the Shinigami himself gave me back my life to punish this village. I have been alive for over 6 years now training my son in everything I know in secret. When I recieved the report from the deathgod what has been happening to Naruto I requested a copy of all the laws of Konaha and I found a nice little law I would like to thank the Hyuuga clan for. In the charter of this village in the clan restoration law sub paragraph 2 line 7 states. Should a founding family of Konaha or any clan that joins and is a member for 30 years or longer get down to the last 5 or less members certian protective rights are enacted.
Any member that falls into this category is automatically arranged for multiple wifes or concubines to restore the clan. If any of said members are attacked by anyone from another clan, ninja, or villager then he or she gains full custody of every single member of the attacking family or fellow ninja in squad with member that attacked. The heir is also given all property, jutsu, bloodlines, and wealth of attackers. If this law is enacted then all members have to make amends to the heir or the death seal will kill them within 2 years of activation unless he frees said person or family from the seal. In the event of heirs death the ones who are still endebted to thier new master is also killed.
In other words SHITHEADS, since Naruto was attacked by at least one member of almost every single family or ninja squad in his life as well as a family member of a villager I enacted the death seal. Now you may be wondering how that seal works. When the founders of this village started they signed a scroll of citizenship binding them to the law. Now as time passed it did not make since for a 2000 page book to be signed in blood by everyone so the 2nd hokage made it where any child born would have a drop of blood added to a card at the hospital. Also anyone entering the accademy also gave a drop of blood incase they moved. Any ninja that joins from outside the village also gives a drop of blood for info and the seal. Also anyone becoming a citizen her is automatically bloodtyped at the hospital and is also give the blood for this law. Now unless you never been to a hospital here, entered the ninja accademy, born here, or been a ninja of this village you are in the seal. Now this law can not be inacted without proof and the name of an attacker to make sure the right family is punished.
Unfortinately for you Naruto has had a photographic memmory from the day he was born which was also the same day he reached the final level of the Sharingan from his mothers side. And incase any of you are wondering how Naruto is effected by this law well let me let you in on the secret of his family. Obviously I am his father. Now you are thinking what does that have to do with anything. Well guess who my mother is. Give up Tsunade Uzam, grandaughter of the first and grandniece of the second. And if you are wondering how come you cant get out of your seat. When Naruto and I was preparing to make this announcement we placed a seal on each and every seat hear to make it wear you could not move or mold chakra once the third entered the Arena floor.
Now some of you are thinking why should we be slaves to a demon since I sealed Kyuubi into him to save your lifes right. Wrong. The kyuubi was not what was sealed into Naruto. I killed the Kyuubi in the belly of the deathgod the day of the sealing. All I sealed into my son was the Kyuubis chakra and his healing powers. You all abused an innocent child. Well guess what you reap what you so. There are only two ways Naruto will free your families from the death that awaits you all now. One is the closest female of each family or clan to his age will marry him and have children with him to restore his clan. Now some of you might have a member unable to have a child. Guess what, after 2 years with no child another member of said family or clan has to marry or be a concubine for him and so on or so forth until he has children with family or you run out of females.
Now Naruto actually does not want that so we have another option that I hope you take. Since Naruto has the final level of the Sharingan the only way for him to release your clan, family or team is to allow him to show all member of said family, clan, or team, his entire life. Every single beating, assault, cussing, kicking out of stores, seeing thier friends, family, people they have trusted for years doing horrible things to my son.
Now some of you are wondering what so bad about that. I will tell you one woman I hope turns the deal down. Her and her daughter are both here now so I will tell you what it was as an example of what they will see. Mrs. Haruno. Perhaps you would like for your daughter Sakura to see the day she met her onetime friend Ino. You remember what happen that day dont you Mrs Haruno."
Up in the stands Sakura turned to look at her mother and saw the fear on her face.
Arashi smirked and said "Imagine this, little 6 year old Sakura was crying because some kids were picking on her for her forehead. One kid actually hit her with a rock when Naruto jumped the boy to stop the second one. After he scared the kid away he started to leave but Sakura stopped him and hugged him and said thanks. You saw this and became pissed and then you saw him stop and tell ino to be friends with Sakura. You smiled as Ino came over and they started to play together. But you hated the fact Naruto was hugged by sakura so that night after you put Sakura to bed you went to his appartment and being a former ninja yourself picked the lock. You went inside and saw him covered up with the only sheet he had. You brought out a butcher knife and stabbed him 27 times. That was bad but what you did next was worse.
You actually had the gaull to say thanks for making a new friend for your daughter demon. before leaving hoping he would blead to death.
That is just one of the things that everyone that takes option 2 will see.
Now I think we have had enough of this. Orochimaru, I already killed all the sand and sound ninja outside the village so you can drop the disquisse of the Kazekage and get the hell out of my village. Come on son. Lets go home. These people have alot to think about."
Naruto nodded and they both walked out.