Aragorn, Please Wash Your Hair! Or I Won't Marry You!

Declaimer: Did you see this in the movie?

The Days of the King with Clean Hair

Before his coronation, Aragorn braved the perils of Legolas's rose-scented shampoo and thought how proud Arwen would feel if she could see him now. He went up to Gandalf, who placed the winged crown of Gondor on his head.

"Now come the days of the king with clean hair. May they be blessed." Gandalf said.

Aragorn took a deep breath, bidding good-bye to his happy life with lovely filthy hair. He turned to face his people.

"This day does not belong to one man, but to all," he addressed them, "Let us together make sure my hair is always clean, so that we may all keep up my reputation in the days of peace."

He went down, everyone bowing to him, and met Legolas at the bottom of the short staircase.

"Do you like the shampoo?" Legolas whispered.

"Yes, thank you!" Aragorn whispered back.

"I think someone else will appreciate you hair," Legolas said confidingly, nodding slightly to a group of Elves.

Aragorn turned to them and saw Elrond. Then, from behind a banner of Gondor came Arwen. She was looking down at her feet as she came forward. Then she seemed to gather enough courage to look up. When she saw Aragorn's hair, her whole face lighted up.

"You washed your hair!" she cried and flung her arms around Aragorn, kissing him fiercely.

A/N: So that's it! Happy ending, right! Or is it? If you want me to write a sequel about Arwen's married life and more struggles with Aragorn's hair, you can let me know through reviewing!