CAUTION: UTTER RANDOMNESS AHEAD. DO NOT READ IF YOU HATE RANDOMNESS. BUT NOT LIKE I CARE ANYWAY. I'M JUST A LARGE, MOULDY ASPARAGUS.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HARVEST MOON.
Erica: Welcome back to AN INTERVIEW WITH VARIOUS FOMT CHARACTERS AND THEIR VIEWS ABOUT HM FANFICTIONS. Well, I'm not at all 'welcoming'. It's just in the script. I just host this to get paid. Anyway, today we're going to interview a very important character! Anyway, there's been an epidemic of flu around MT, so no one was able to come. Anyway, let's welcome... Chicken, the chicken.
Chicken: Bawk.
Erica: Anyway, our technical team has managed to persuade a scientist to lend us his ACM, or Animal Communication Machine. It was reaaally simple. We threatened him with a drinking straw. Anyway, let's just wire Chicky up to the machine and hit that pretty button.
Chicken: Fodder, fodder, fodder.
Erica: Ahh, it's speaking! Now tell us Chicken, what are your views on fanfictions?
Chicken: Fanfiction? Fanfiction?
Erica: Darn! Our experiment failed - chickens don't know a thing about the Internet! Eject!
Chicken: BAAAAAAWK! - gets teleported away using a machine so high-tech it cannot be described -
Erica: Zap in a random MT resident.
ZAAAAAAAAAAAP
Rick: KOFF KOFF
ZAAAAAAAAAAAP
Gray: KOFF KOFF
ZAAAAAAAAAAAP
Elli: KOFF KOFF
ZAAAAAAAAAAAP
Erica: THAAAAAAAT'S IIIIT! I'm outta here.
Kittiefan: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo don't gooooooooooo!!!
Erica: From the next episode onwards, Matt, Kittiefan's male OC, will do the hosting for a few reasons.
1. I am QUITTING
2. Matt has four letters in his name and I have five. So there.
3. Those idiots have KOFF KOFF passed me their KOFF KOFF KOFF flu.
Kittiefan: Oh, joy. I never liked Matt.
Matt: HEY!
Erica: See KOFF KOFF you.
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