This is my first story so please bear with me if there's something wrong...

Disclaimer: I own Bleach! And monkeys will take over the world tomorrow...

Ichigo was tired of it. Rukia had a new hobby. And that was playing pranks on him. The worse thing was that when ever he tried to get back at her, it ALWAYS backfired and left him with a sore shin from a not-so-tall shinigami. Like one time...

(Flashback)

"Oi, Ichigo!" Rukia shouted.

"What." he grumbled lazily.

"Can you open this?" she asked innocently, a Jack-In-The-Box in her hands.

"Open it yourself."

"I don't know how fool, why do you think I'm asking."

"Fine." he said, snatching it from her grip. He took the handle and turned it, then,

PLOP!

A custard pie hit his face. Rukia started laughing hysterically. He fumed, took some of the custard, and wiped it on her face. Well...let's just say, after that, it led to a limping Ichigo...three weeks straight and a smirking Rukia.

(End Flashback)

He shuddered. But this time, he had a masterplan. And he was prepared. He walked into the bathroom to get ready for his big prank.

"Oi! Rukia!" Ichigo shouted. Seconds later, an irritated Rukia came.

"Nani?! I was watching a Chappy marathon!" she said, with her hands on her hip. Ichigo rolled his eyes.

"Whatever. Look in the bathtub." he said. She looked in.

"I don't see anything. Is there something wrong with your eyes?" she replied, raising an eyebrow. She was falling right into his trap!

"Look closely, idiot." he said. She peered in the water. When she got close enough to the water, he was about to push her in the bathtub. You know how he prepared for anything Rukia might try to do? Well, he never expected this one...

Rukia turned around and within a second, Ichigo was in the bathroom, soaking wet.

"You...you bitch! How di- How did you-" he stammered.

"Fool, I saw your drawing. And you're saying my drawings are pathetic?" she said, a triumphant smirk on her face.

Ichigo turned red and sank lower into the water. He should've expected this from her.

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