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Harry Potter And The Day EVERYTHING Happened

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Harry woke up and his scar hurt, he'd had a nightmare, he was hopelessly in love (although the object of his affections kept changing), he was in the hospital wing and he also had an unshakable sense of impending DOOM.

Yes, it was just another normal morning.

Ooops - I almost forgot.

He had also gone back in TIME. A dinosaur passed the window.

Er, too far back.

The Marauders and Lily passed the window.

That's better.

Lily looked through the window and saw Harry. "Oh look, that boy looks just like you James…but his eyes are like mine."

James looked at her in surprise. "You said you hate me and you wouldn't speak to me if I was the last wizard on earth."

Lily tossed her hair. "Shut up James, I'm not speaking to you."

Honestly, women.

Sirius looked through the window too and shook his head. "I don't agree. I'd say he has your eyes Lily, but he looks like James."

Remus peered in. "No no no, I'd say he looks like James…but he definitely has Lily's eyes."

Before Harry had the chance to tell them how irritating this line of conversation was, he was transported back to the present time for no particular reason and without warning.

Ron gasped as he materialised back in the present. "How did you do that?"

Harry shrugged. "Happens sometimes."

Then Harry spotted a girl he'd never seen before in his life and a Barry White song started playing in the background and a disco ball appeared out of nowhere. This girl was called Cho. She walked past and he instantly realised that he was in love with her and there would never be anyone else.

Then Ginny walked past and he completely forgot about what's-her-name and realised that he was in love with Ginny and there would never be anyone else.

Then Voldemort walked past and fluttered his eyelashes and he realised that he was in love with him and there would never be anyone else.

Then (insert random character here) walked past and he realised that he was in love with (same) and there would never be….

You get the picture.

SUDDENLY –

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I've definitely used these clichés before more often than I should have – I thought they'd make a good spoof :o) heehee