This is my sister, Ellen, (she's also my crazy editor a.k.a. The Kunai Monster) and I's theory about Sai. So we had like a 13 hour drive and we got bored, but anyways... this is the beginning, there will be at least one more chapter...at least I hope so..

Please Read and Review, or Sai's Abs will put you on speedial, and what do abs say when they call you? That will be your displeasure to find out should you not leave a review...

Note: I don't own Naruto, becuz if I did, Obito would never have died.

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The Lesser Uchiha

By Hammy Uchiha

Intro…

He was born into one of Konoha's greatest clans, the younger of the two by 5 minutes. He was abandoned to what ever fate the Hokage granted him, as he wasn't Sharingan positive, and of course the greatest clan in Konoha did not need a Sharingan-less child in its head house. Without a name, he was sent off to an unknown fate, his own brother not knowing he had ever existed. It was a secret kept by the parents, the older brother, and the Fourth Hokage. Two of the three took it with them to their grave.

My Twin Brother?

Sasuke could not believe the last words to come out of Itachi's mouth.

"There is another…"

"What the hell are you talking about!"

"He's your brother, your twin,"

"Naruto!"

"No, Sai."

A wail of despair filled the night and Sasuke was inclined to think that Itachi was just messing with his mind. When he returned to the village, though, he was relieved, Sai was nowhere to be seen.

The Uchiha went home to find his house, same as it had always been. Happily he returned to having the big Uchiha house to himself.

But it was not to be.

Sasuke was coming home one night from training hard to find the door of his house open and Naruto doppelgrangers everywhere. Two were carrying in a giant sofa, following by another two with a big screen TV. Sasuke stood twitching as in marched the clones with giant pieces of furniture. His mouth was vaguely moving but no words were coming out.

"What the hell are you doing!" he cried at last. Sai leapt over a mattress being dragged in, and stood with that stupid smile on his face.

"Just moving in, niisan,"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sasuke fell to his knees in mortal anguish. Naruto snickered as he watched the great Uchiha wail in despair.

"How…how did you find out?" he whispered at last. Sai just spread fake smile wider.

"I got a letter, from Itachi-niisan," he said simply. Sasuke looked at Sai, his eye twitching. Determined to make my life hell, even after you're gone, huh, aniki? Sasuke at last managed to get to his feet, still twitching.

"Okay, but, you can't live anywhere near me,"

"That's okay, niissan, Naruto helped me move all the stuff out of your room, so I can stay there."

Sasuke passed out on the front lawn.

"Will he be alright?" asked Sai. Naruto nodded with a malicious smile.

"Yep, the excitement's just been too much for him," replied Naruto nodding sagely.

When Sasuke woke up, it was dark and no one had bothered to move him so he was lying in the grass as the sprinklers sprayed him. He sat up sputtering water. He stalked into his house, wondering if this had all been a dream and maybe he had had too much to drink, therefore passing out on his lawn. When he opened the door to his room and saw Ab Man sleeping in his newly redecorated room, Sasuke's eyes grew to the size of dinner plates as he backed away in disbelief. The living room too, Sai had replaced the picture of Sasuke's family with a picture of he and his abs. The big screen TV was filling up an entire wall along with his giant plush couch. Sasuke backed away from that too. He ran to the kitchen. Sai's apron was hanging over a chair showing off it front which read: Just Me and My Abs.

Filled with despair Sasuke fainted on the kitchen floor, foaming at the mouth. Sai was awoken by the loud crash as Sasuke fell. He got out of bed and was joined by Naruto who had been sleeping on the couch. They walked to the kitchen and flipped on the light, speculating what could have possibly fallen over.

When they saw Sasuke foaming on the floor, Naruto just shook his head.

"He was overwhelmed by the beauty of your redecoration," said the Uzumaki still nodding sagely and evil giggling in his head.

"Right," answered Sai, flipping back off the light and walking off.

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I'm on to something right?

anyways... to be continued... (laughs maliciously)

Please Review.

-Hammy Uchiha