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VOLDEMORT!
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Adaptation of ABBA's Waterloo!
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Voldemort and entire Hogwarts posse are facing eachother on the Quidditch pitch.
(OK, so he's a bit out-numbered)
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Voldemort, holding his ground:
"My my!
Oh Harry's been my only big surrender
Oh yeah!
And now it seems the prophecy
Determines we must fight
'Hogwarts: A History' said
That one of us would end up dead"
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Hogwarts crew, dancing threateningly, lead by Harry:
"Voldemort!
You'll be deafeated, we'll win the war!
Voldemort!
Why did you have to kill Dumbledore?
Voldemort!
Tell us what honestly can you do?
Voldemort!
You've only got Peter Pettigrew
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My my!
We spoke too soon, 'cause here come your Death-Eaters
Oh yeah!
And now it seems our only hope
Is on our brooms in flight"
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Voldemort, worriedly, to himself:
"But what will I do if I lose?
I've not even paid for these shoes -"
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Now it gets personal, Harry and Voldemort face each other.
Harry sings:
"Voldemort!
You'll be defeated, I'll win the war
Voldemort!
I will be brave, 'cause I'm Gryffindor
Voldemort!
Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Voldemort!
Knowing my fate is to duel with you
(Woh, woh, woh, woh)
Voldemort!
I am so nervous I need the loo"
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Voldemort:
"And if it should be that I lose
Will you promise to pay for these shoes?"
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Harry:
"Of course!"
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Harry again:
"Voldemort!
You'll be defeated, I'll win the war
Dumbledore!
He tried to stop you, but got killed off
Gryffindor!
That's where I'm from, and I'll eat my shoe
Voldemort!
If I should fail to dispose of you
(Woh, woh, woh, woh)
Voldemort!
Finally facing you Voldemort!
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Hope you liked it! ) I can't remember who won in the end )
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The real lyrics:
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My my,
At Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah,
And I have met my destiny
in quite a similar way
The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself
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Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo
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My my,
I tried to hold you back but you were stronger
Oh yeah,
and now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight
And how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I lose
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Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo
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And how could I ever refuse
I feel like I win when I lose
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Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo
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