"La la la la la la la!" Itachi sang as he made his way up the hill. "It's such a wonderful hill, no?" He asked as he turned and smiled at his partner of ummmmm, since he was about 13… or something.
"Yes," Kisame ground. Itachi LOVED to ask REALLY stupid and pointless questions when they were alone.
Like the time Itachi asked, "How many duckies does it take to fill a swimming pond?" which Kisame simply hit him in the head for.
There was sweet, sweet, silence for the next 0.00003 seconds before Itachi desided that singing would be fun.
"WE ARE FIGHTING LEMURSS! LA LEEE LAA LAA LA LAA!"
"OH MY GOD!" Kisame yelled finely feed up with Itachi-san's crap singing skills, "It's 'We are fighting dreamers!' When the fuck do you get 'lemurs' out of it?"
"It sounds like lemurs," The great and noble Itachi pouted. Kisame ground again…
Before yelling when Itachi started to hum.
"GOD! SHUT UP!" Kisame yelled as Itachi tried to hum "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'", but the protégé simply couldn't get it in tune! (Poor Itachi!)
"Only if you fuck me!" Itachi called in a sing song voice as the skipped a head of Kisame.
Kisame was either blushing from rage and anger or from embarrassment.
Silence.
An eerie silence. SHATERED BY THE HUMMING! …..OF DOOM!
Itachi was trying for a new song this time. This time it was Stray, the opening of one of Sir Itachi favorite animes, Wolf's Rain!
Well, Kisame could always buy ear plugs.
The humming continued on until they reached the top of the hill.
"SWEET!" Itachi yelled as he looked over the cliff. "It's such an awesome view! LOOK! Look, Kisame-kun! It's so pretty!"
Kisame reluctantly walked to the edge of the cliff to look at the view… of, you guess it, FARM LAND! Whee. 'Gotta love sarcasm,' Kisame thought.
Kisame sighed; the hike up must have taken more out of him than he originally thought! He was all sweaty and his clock was sticking to him oddly. So he unzipped it, pulled it off his broad shoulders, swung it up over one of said shoulders, and turned around to wait for Itachi, whilst walking away.
"EEEEEEEEEeeeeee!"
Kisame looked up; that sounded kinda like Itachi. He turned and found the Oldest Uchiha no where to be found. NO. WHERE! So Kisame, being of a (semi-)rational mind, began to look for Itachi-chan behind trees and under rocks and under leaves and in the ground… and in the sky and in the clouds. And he couldn't find his partner of how ever many years. But on a lighter note; he did find two quarters a penny and an old cookbook. (Happy Kisame!)
Finally he looked over at the cliff. He walked over to the cliff. HE looked over the cliff's edge…
AND SAW ITACHI-SAN'S BODY CRUMPLED AND BROKEN AT THE BOTTOM!
". . . .Opps." Kisame said, realizing that when he swung is cloak over his shoulder that it hit Itachi-sempai and he fell and, well… died.
THUS! Kisame skipped down the hill humming "If I Was an Oscar Meier Whinier" And thinking about how he wouldn't have to deal with Itachi Humming, skipping and sexy body. (Happy Kisame!)
And thus, that was; (dun dun dun!)
The Rise and Fall of Our Dead---Dear Itachi-kun!
THE END!
…..it sucks I know but I was bored... VERY bored!... you don't have to review, i know it's not funny
...but i'd be nice if you reviewed... and now i have "Whouldn't it Be Nice If We Were Older" stuck in my head