A/N: Alright, today marks my foray into Pirates of the Caribbean fanfics! Ok, this is supposed to be humorous and all criticism is accepted. I couldn't figure out Jack's speech so if someone can help me there I'll edit this. Probably a ton of errors.
The Jar of Dirt is one of the great parts of DMC and I can't stop laughing at it. This story has no specific time it takes place. Please enjoy!
Betrayal
The Black Pearl was out sailing somewhere in the middle of nowhere. The captain, Jack Sparrow was busy on the deck. He was sitting on one crate and in front of him was another.
"Why?" Jack asked the one on the other crate. "Why did you do it? How could you have betrayed me?"
No response.
"All I asked was for you to do one thing, and you betrayed me," he cried. "Why?"
Still no response.
"You just had to hold that one tiny thing. That's all I asked. Well you know what, fine," said Jack. "I don't need you anymore." And with that Jack stood up and pushed the Jar of Dirt off the crate.
The Jar of Dirt fell to the ground and shattered, sending the sand inside all across the deck of the Pearl. It was then that Jack realized what he had done and threw himself to the ground trying to pick it all back up.
"Oh, I'm sorry, my dirt! I didn't mean it!" he pleaded, but the dirt and broken jar continued ignoring him. Jack sobbed, hurt by his own cruelness and the Jar's.
The crew was listening and watching Jack's disturbing conversation from the safety of…wherever they were safe at.
"You know," said Gibbs to the crew. "I think it's about time we go on a vacation. Capt'n needs some alone time." The crew agreed. They docked at some random port city and went off to have a vacation while Jack and Jar of Dirt went to Couples Counseling. Sad to say they were never the same again (I mean Jack and Jar of Dirt though it can be agreed upon that his crew was scarred for life too.)
A/N: Just a little drabbley/one-shot thing. Some of the humor seems kinda forced. If you have any suggestions. Drop a review or PM.