By Popular Demand (One person asked for this, and I say popular demand...T.T Aren't I nice?)
TaurenLeaf Primary


"Shit"

"Hmm? What's wrong, Sasuke-kun?" It wasn't everyday that Sasuke took part in their conversations. The three of them were seated in the main hall; silhouettes only visible by the three melting wax candles.

"Shit," he repeated. His expression resembled somewhat of a donkey. An angry donkey.

"..."

"..."

"Shit...Uh...Um..." The donkey now had a look of uncertainty. Or was that a smile?

"Oh no, here we go again..." sighed Kabuto.

"Mmmph—Uh—FUCK YOU ITACHI!" Sasuke spat out. Knowing he did it again, he rushed to cover his mouth. At least this time he tried. You really couldn't expect more from someone like him. It really wasn't his fault...Itachi just had to kill the whole clan now, didn't he?

"I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY! I'LL GOUGE OUT THOSE EYES MYSELF!—WITH A SPOON, IF I HAVE TO!ITACHI!"

"Orochimaru-sama, what I said before...please let me try it. If it works, this kind of thing will never happen again." Kabuto said, bowing respectfully.

"I don't know..." As dumb as it may seem, Orochimaru had second thoughts on this plan for the lone reason of the possibility it might do some damage to the boy's eyes. Sharingan. The snake-sennin saw his whole future within them. He could only sigh in impatience, six more months, and they were all his. It was a shame not everyone could have them.

He turned his attention back to the now ranting Sasuke.

"TEST YOUR CAPACITY? WAS THE ANBU NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU! THE ANBU, YOU ASSHOLE!"

Damn, if he let this go on, it could end up like last time. Or worse. The boy was lost in his anger then, and it was amazing he had been able toactivate the Sharingan at all, much less use it. Really, he'd attacked Kabuto and shouted things like: "What! Is the Sharingan too good for your little brother? Activate it, dammit!" Poor Kabuto could only repeatedly tell the troubled boy he was not his older brother, and that he did not have stupid Sharingan.

There was only one way to stop this...

"Very well, Kabuto. Go ahead." Orochimaru confidently told him self not to worry, there was nothing Kabuto's concoctions have failed at before.

Kabuto smiled. He casually strolled over to the somewhat 'kitchen', and fumbled with various appliances. A few clinks and other sounds later, he stepped forward to the hysterical man.

"Sasuke-kun."

"KukukukuKuKUKUKU—I'LL TEAR YOU APART! AND YOUR HAIR WILL BE FIRST! I'LL RIP IT OUT STRAND BY STRAND! AAAHAHAHA! THE HAIR YOU LOVED SO MUCH!—MORE THAN YOUR FAMILY! THE HAIR YOU SPENT HOURS ON, FOR THAT GIRL!"

"Sasuke-kun..."

"DIE—! DIEE!"

"SASUKE!"

"...WHAT?"

Kabuto held out a cup, "Here, this will calm you down."

In the midst of his outburst, Sasuke didn't notice the suspicious grin plastered on the medic nin's face. In any other situation, Sasuke would have slapped the cup out of Kabuto's hand, quite like with the apples and Sakura...

Sasuke angrily dumped the contents of the cup through his open mouth. He cringed at the feeling, Kabuto-san had forgotten to mention the liquid required a little bit of cooling before being digested. Ah well, nothing his Katon-worn throat couldn't handle.

From the bad lighting, Sasuke could only see the substance as a type of darkly colored water. It wasn't too bad, actually—he had to admit: not liking sweet things was just a rumor to get the girls off his back. He fortunately found it good enough to calm down a bit—in other words, shut up, for a while. 'A while' didn't last long.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY ITACHI! WHY! YOU HAD EVERYTHING! WHHHHHHHHHYYY! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALL BY MYSELF?"

"Kabuto...?" Orochimaru raised his eyebrows, "What's going on?"

"..."

Sasuke sniffed before continuing, "NI-SAN! WHY? YOU'VE NEVER EVEN HELPED ME WITH KUNAI TRAINING! THAT'S WHY I'M SO MUCH WORSE THAN NARUTO-CHAN RIGHT NOW! WHY! IT WAS ALMOST YOU'RE BIRTHDAY! I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU A REALLY COOL PACK OF SHURIKEN!"

"Kabuto! What is this nonsense? Stop this immediately!"

"..." Kabuto was enjoying him self too much to talk, even to Orochimaru-sama.

"I MISSSSSS YOU! NI-SAN! COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE ANYMORE! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" he cried. Yes, Uchiha Sasuke the Great cries. It was a secret he was ashamed of; he would sometimes wake up, finding tear streaks trailing down his face.

Sasuke was on all fours, spilling each and every tear he contained out onto the ground in front of the very annoyed and disgusted Orochimaru-sama. "Pathetic...if it weren't for those eyes..." he muttered.

"Kabuto! What exactly does that mixture contain?"

Kabuto laughed, "It isn't medicine. It's coffee."


A/N:

TaurenLeaf Primary – XD Reviews Please! Not as good as the first one, I think. I hope you guys understood everything. Did everyone get that Tsunande emptied the coffee supply in the main story? I guess I kind of made it unclear, sorry...