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"So Kelly was from another dimension where we are in a TV show, and he sent us an episode before he went home during your date?" Ron speed talked.
"That's what I said," Kim was a touch annoyed.
"Weird!"
"That does explain the strange reading I got from somewhere in the park that night," Wade said over the Kimmunicator.
"So is it movie time, yet?" asked Ron.
"Moovee" chittered Rufus.
"Okay, guys," Kim clicked the remote and set the Kimmunicator where Wade could watch.
The opening was a cheerleading routine starring the Middleton Cheer Squad.
"That really is me!" Kim cried despite herself. "I think I remember that practice. It was the beginning of the school year."
Ron and Rufus bobbed to the beat as the squad danced and credits popped on the screen.
When the mad dog on the screen finally removed his head, Ron commented, "That doesn't look like me."
"Yes it does," said Kim.
"Uh huh," agreed Rufus.
"I look way better than that guy!" insisted Ron.
"Whatever, Ron," said Wade. "Did you really think Latin class was about J-Lo?"
Then, the main story began to the shock of the couch crowd. "Moving?" they said in unison.
"That never happened," said Ron.
"Kelly said we wouldn't remember it," responded Kim.
The couple unconsciously moved closer together as they watched themselves say goodbye on screen. Rufus had to move out from between them.
:I got meat cakes:
Ron gasped loudly.
"What?" asked Kim.
"But I hate meat cakes," Ron said aghast.
"Ron, you've never eaten meat cakes," Kim said firmly.
:More meat cakes, dear:
:Ahhh! No more meat cakes:
Ron looked at Kim smugly.
:It knows my name! I'm cursed:
"That is so not me," said Ron.
"Ron, watching," said Kim snidely.
:Ron, open the sarcophagus:
"Look at your face!" Ron laughed.
Kim just growled.
Wade said, "Kim, this is weird."
"What is it, Wade?"
"There is a Tempus Simia idol at the Tri-City museum."
"Really?" asked Ron.
"It hasn't been stolen, has it?" asked Kim in a worried tone.
"No," said Wade.
Ron leaned back and grabbed a handful of popcorn, "Then everything's hakuna."
"I-I guess," Kim sat back to watch the movie.
:Maybe I need a plan b:
"She's taking Monique?" said Kim incredulously.
:Kim, her hands are glowing:
:Yeah, avoid those:
"Poor Monique," Kim winced.
Kim realized that she and Ron were holding hands as, on the screen, a strange circle of light opened behind the movie Kim.
She slowly and awkwardly pulled her hand back to her lap.
:Did you say Rufus is talking:
Rufus grunted, "Yeaahh."
"It's okay, buddy," said Ron. "This three-hundred dude has nothing on you." A moment later he added, "Except time travel, which rocks."
"True," said Rufus.
:We need a plan. A smart plan:
"You know, Kelly was right."
"About what, KP?"
"Shego is funny when she's not about to hurt you."
:Okay, just got dumb:
"Drakken did not invade our preschool!" yelled Ron.
"Did he?" asked Kim.
"I'll check the records," said Wade.
Kim just watched while experiencing a surreal feeling. This whole movie was accurate in so many ways that it almost frightened her. Yet, she didn't remember major portions of it.
:You're weird, but I like you:
"Ron?" Kim put her hand on his shoulder, "Are you okay?"
"Fine, KP," he sniffed. "Just something in my eye."
:The laser grid is completely secure:
Kim pointed at the screen excitedly, "A flamingoat!"
"Uh huh," Ron munched his popcorn.
"They only made ten," Kim said to justify her fervor.
"He looks familiar," said Ron.
:Don't move. The laser grid is lethal:
Kim gasped, "That is our first mission."
"But how did Kelly know that?" asked Wade.
"From watching this?" asked Ron.
"That makes sense," said Kim. "I think."
Wade was bothered, "You think Kelly was really from another dimension?"
"You're the expert, Wade."
:If I can reach their web site:
Ron pointed, "Look, the typo!"
:Ha ha! What can the sidekick do:
"More than you think," Ron yelled at the screen.
"Ron," Kim stressed. "Just a movie!"
"I've got my pride!"
:Shego is the Supreme One:
"Ewwww", Kim and Ron said together.
:Yeah, High School:
"That so fits," said Ron.
"Kinda," said Kim.
:Bonnie's working for Shego:
:That fits:
"I'll say," said Kim.
:Hicka Bicka Boo:
:Hoosha:
"The Tweebs?" Kim gasped.
"What the –" said Ron. "Wade, rewind!"
:The Tweebs:
Ron laughed, "You said it at the same time she did!"
"Did I?" Kim said softly. "Well, she is supposed to be me."
"Wade is huge!"
"You think I could get that big?" asked Wade.
"Put your mind to it," said Kim.
:Rufus Prime, share with us your wisdom:
"See, buddy? He respects you."
"Hm mmm," Rufus grunted happily.
:Cheeeese:
:You owe me a buck:
:You will never see a stranger sight:
"True that," said Wade.
:Who are you calling weak:
"Sick and -ew- sick," said Kim as she watched Drakken flex his muscles.
:Monique! I can't get over your wicked baddage:
"Maybe Monique could help some?" Kim said carefully.
"Maybe," Ron said around his popcorn. "We should show her this."
:I rule the world. I can do anything:
"Hey!" said Kim crossly. :That's my line:
"You did it again, KP," Ron smiled.
:You're the reason I've been eating meat cakes!:
"Uh oh," said Rufus.
"Told you!" said Ron.
Then Kim pointed in surprise at the screen, "Look at you."
:You broke the Time Monkey:
:The future is bright:
:Yeah, I guess it is:
:And I hate meat cakes:
Ron pointed, "See?"
Kim was wide eyed. She barely noticed as closing credits began over a picture of her, while the theme song Ron had written played. "I remember that."
"What?" asked Wade.
"When Ron said that," Kim was still shocked. "About meat cakes – just like that."
"Funny, I don't remember that," said Ron. "But I do hate them."
Kim brought the movie to Club Banana for Monique to borrow the next day.
"They finally made that movie about you?" Monique asked when she could take a moment.
"No, this is from a TV series..." Kim explained as best she could, mildly embarrassed.
"Okay, this is weird." Monique stressed. "I knew Kelly wasn't your basic average guy, but - Whoah." She looked at the box again, "This is animated."
"Yeah," Kim confirmed.
Monique turned the box around to read the back and gasped.
"What?" asked Kim.
"Tell me I'm not imagining this," Monique said firmly as she pointed at the movie synopsis.
Kim leaned in to look by her friend's finger and read, "'helped by her friend, Monique (Raven)'-"
"It really says that?"
"Yeah..."
"I'm played by Raven?" Monique cried. "That is totally wicked!"
The next week, Ron had a close encounter with a gravy ghost and Kim learned more about his trip to Japan.
Then she met Eric. Just before Prom, too.
He was real hot, and nice too. That meant spending less time with Ron, but Kim thought - or at least hoped - he could get through it.
For a while, near the beginning, Kim thought maybe Eric was the one Kelly had told her about. After a short while, she didn't think about that, acting only on the attraction she felt.
Prom night was a disaster. It started out great, but then Drakken's latest world takeover scheme went until full swing.
Eric turned out to be a synthodrone! Kim was devastated, but Ron was there to support her - and profess affection!
Once Shego and Drakken were defeated, Kim had Ron dress up and brought him to the Prom late. Her parents told her not to worry about curfew that night.
When she and Ron arrived hand-in-hand, Bonnie shouted what everyone could see, "Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable are dating?" Bonnie's derisive laughter echoed throughout the gym.
Kim felt great embarrassment. She began to wonder if she had made a mistake. She started to look at Ron, but was distracted by a great sound.
Everyone in the gym had begun cheering. Everyone but Bonnie was actually cheering!
Then music started and Rufus pushed her and Ron together. The dance floor was still empty when Ron led her out into it. Other couples followed after they began dancing. The song sounded like it had been chosen just for her. She heard the lyrics and wondered along with them, could it be?
When they kissed, Kim was pleasantly surprised. Ron's kiss blew Josh's away.
They danced until the prom was officially ended, then talked with Brick and Monique about the evening's adventure and her new status with Ron. Both of them were happy for the new couple.
After a while, she and Ron began the ride home on his scooter. It was nice to hold on to Ron harder than she needed to. She nestled up to his back as they started away.
Ron paused before pulling out of the school parking lot. "The end of what?" he asked in an annoyed tone.
"Huh?" Kim then noticed the school sign.
'THE END'
Kim gasped.
"The school year has another few weeks, yet!" Ron said reasonably.
Kim had not thought of Kelly in over a week. The sight of that sign brought it all back. "Ron?" Kim's voice was a high waver.
"Yeah, KP?" He turned back to look at her.
His face was suddenly a vision of cuteness. She found herself feeling a deep attraction as he looked at her in his own goofy manner.
"I love you," she said it frankly. She realized she meant it with all her heart. She could feel it in her bones. Regardless of what Kelly had told her, Ron was the man for her.
The sign had helped though; she may not have realized the depth of her feelings for a while longer without it.
Ron smiled, "Back atcha, KP!"
They then rode slowly off into the night.
Kelly sat at his computer and brought up his browser, setting it to his favorite web site, ronstoppable-dot-net. Then he navigated to the message board and signed in.
The screen lit up with a drawing of Ron, and then were the words to personally greet Kelly, 'Welcome, Captain Kodak! You have 37 personal messages, 0 are new'. Below this flashed the lyrics to the "Naked Mole Rap". As he perused the latest messages and news on the bulletin board for and from KP fans like himself, he found the news he had never expected to hear. "A new season! Yippee-!" Then he paused in his punch at the ceiling, "Dear Lord, what have I done?"
Fin?
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