Howdy! I'm bored so I thought I'd write this. I'm writing a serious story, which I'll post later, if it seems weird it's because I'm typing this in class and all they do is talk. Read review no flames please. If anyone is ooc I'm sorry I haven't beaten KH2 yet (I haven't had the time and I've also been playing another game) and I still haven't gotten my hands on a copy of Chain of Memories yet. Italics are thought.

How much trouble can one Nobody get into

Story 1 the bet.

Demyx was sound asleep.

There was a knock at the door.

"Huh?" he asked half-asleep opening the door.

Standing there was Axel.

"Axel? Why are you here?"

"Did you forget already?"

"Apparently I did what."

"The meeting."

"Meeting?"

"You know the one about-"

His eyes widened and he slammed the door in his face.

"Damn it Demyx! You almost hit my nose!" He opened the door. "Come on before you get in trouble again.

"No." he said lying down on his bed.

"Don't make me drag you, get out of the bed."

"No."

He grabbed his feet "Come on."

He clung to the bedpost. "NO!"

"Let go!"

"NO! I'm tried and I don't want to go."

"I don't want to go either but we have to go. Now let go or else!" He pulled and Demyx lost his grip and flew into him knocking him into the wall.

"DEMYX!"

He jumped up to his feet and ran out of the room.

"GET BACK HERE!" he screamed summoning his chakrams and chased him down the hallway.

"NO!" he yelled as he continued to run.

"Get back here now!" he yelled throwing his weapons at him.

He ducked and it missed him. "Hell no!"

"Demyx!"

"No!" He turned the corner and ran into Xemnas. "Ow." He yelped falling to the ground.

He glared at him. "Demyx I told you a thousand times I'm running an evil Organization not a day care center!"

Demyx smiled silly rubbing the back of his head. "Sorry."

He sighed "What are we going to do with you number 9?"

"Umm, pretend like I didn't do anything wrong." He suggested adding on a silly sounding laugh at the end of it.

"Demyx you must be punished."

His eyes widened with fear. "Oh no not again! Please Xemnas anything but that!" he begged.

"You have to be punished for you immature behavior. Hopefully one day you'll learn how to act like you got some damn sense."

Demyx wasn't one to give up he dropped to his knees. "Please Xemnas anything but that."

By this time Axel was laughing his ass off. "If only you had just listened to me."

"Axel, stop your laughing an get his sorry ass to the meeting." Said Xemnas

"No please I beg of you no!" pleaded Demyx as Axel dragged him down the hall by his jacket hood. "I'll never do it again."

"Shut up!" yelled Axel

Xemnas rolled his eyes and followed them.

Axel opened the door to the meeting room still dragging Demyx who was kicking and screaming the whole way.

Demyx knew once this meeting was over his fate would be sealed. "Please don't do this to me."

Xemnas ignored him.

"I won't talk for five hours!" he screamed with out thinking. "Oh shit what am I saying"

The other twelve members of the Organization heard this.

"Excuse me, did say what I think you said."

"Yes I won't talk for five hours."

He smiled evil knowing Demyx he will never be able to do this. "Deal."

During the meeting….

Demyx was officially bored he sighed as he stared at his watch then at the door. His opening to hi freedom, then back to his watch. Xemnas might as well been speaking another language to him. "Blah, blah yak, yak, yak." He sighed even louder this time.

"Demyx." Said Xigbar in a slightly annoyed tone.

Demyx almost said something but thankfully caught himself. "My god this is boring." He looked to his left to see that Axel was counting the ceiling tiles. "I will never be that bored." He looked back down at his watch and then to the door, it was officially three hours into the meeting, and Demyx could feel himself getting older by the minute. He sighed those ceiling tiles were looking mighty friendly at this point and time. Of course removing his strings from his sitar and choking himself with them rather than listen to Captain Boring and his team of Boring Knights sounded pretty good to. He looked up and began counting. ",2,3,4,5,6…" Though having the short attention span that he did in his mind he only thought that he was counting them. His train of thought was interrupted by.

"What the hell are all of you all staring at!" demanded Xemnas.

Demyx looked around him and noticed that most of the members were counting the ceiling tiles too.

"There are 520 and counting ceiling tiles." Said Axel

"Well that's good to hear but we are talking about how to get our hearts back not how many ceiling tiles are in the room now pay attention!" yelled Xemnas who continued with his boring meeting.

Once again our poor friend Demyx was left sitting there trying to look like he actually cared about what ever Xemnas was bitching about. "Blah, blah, blah, my name is Xemnas a.k.a. Captain boring. Listen to me talk to myself because no one is sure as hell listening to me." He was tickled at his own dumb joke and laughed a little.

"Hey no laughing either." Whispered Axel who was now fiddling with a string on his jacket.

He looked to his watch he knew the meeting was getting ready to draw to a close. "Freedom in three two one and…"

"And that brings this meeting to a close." Announced Xemnas.

"Free at last!" Demyx left the room so quickly all they saw was a flash.

Demyx ran to his room he knew he'd be safe there all he had to do was cut himself off from human contact till the bet had passed. He shut the door and sat down on his bed and summoned his sitar. "All I said was I couldn't talk no one said I couldn't play." After playing a few short notes there was a knock at the door. He got up and opened it.

"No playing either." Said Xaldin.

He nodded then shut the door. "Damn it all I said was I wouldn't talk now I can't play or laugh. This really sucks. Things keep going like this I won't be allowed to breathe." As much as Demyx hated being quiet he hated not being able to play his sitar even more. Now he knew not to shoot off his big mouth again. He laid there on the bed bored beyond human comprehension he debated about if he was going to take a nap or not when his stomach put it's two sensein. He decided that he had to get something to eat.

Demyx wondered out of his room and headed towards the kitchen unfortunately he had to walk through the living room to get to it.

"Hey Demyx." Said Roxas who stared at the TV not even looking at him.

He nodded. "Trying to get me to talk eh Roxas. I expected that from Axel but not from you." He continued his journey to the kitchen to be stopped by Axel who was eating his food. "Why that little." He glared at him.

"You know Demyx it's rude to ignore people." He said eating a hand full of chips.

"I bought those for myself and I'm not ignoring him on purpose."

"Don't you agree Roxas?"

"Huh? Uh yeah okay whatever." Said Roxas oblivious to what was going on around him.

Axel smiled evilly at Demyx.

"What exactly does this pyro have up his selves." Thought Demyx.

"You know I took a little trip to your room right after you left."

"Then how did he get down here so fast. Oh yeah teleportation, duh."

"And I found this." He said reaching behind the kitchen wall he was standing beside to reveal he had Demyx's sitar hidden back there.

His eyes widened with fear. "Oh shit I forgot that I left it out there in the open."

Axel played a few notes horribly I might add making Demyx cringe. "For once I finally got something of yours. For once I can finally pay you back for all those stupid annoying things you do. I'm going to enjoy watching you squirm."

"You wouldn't dare do what I think your going to do."

He plucked a few more notes. "Ripping the strings off would be to short since there is only three of them."

"Rip the strings off!"

"So I decided…"

"To leave it alone I hope."

"Break this stupid thing in half!"

"NOOOOOO!" Demyx screamed with all of his might tackling Axel knocking him to the ground and took back his sitar, which was now safe and sound in his care.

"Get off of me!" yelled Axel pushing him off of him.

Roxas finally realized what was going on around him. "What did I miss?"

"He was going to break my sitar." Cried Demyx like a little child as he clung his precious instrument close to him.

"I wasn't really going to break it I just wanted to see what you were going to do."

"What the hell did you think I was going to do? Sit idly and watch you break it?"

He smiled evilly. "Made you talk."

His eyes widened. "Oh no."

Xemnas appeared. "Damn it Demyx I heard you screaming all the way up stars! You have lost the bet."

He looked down at his watch. He had only had five minutes left till the bet would have been off. "But almost made it there's only five minutes left!" he pleaded.

"A bets a bet, Demyx. You know what you have to do now."

He sighed. "Clean the whole castle."

"And clean the dungeon."

"The d-dungeon?"

"Yes."

"Please no anything but that." He begged.

"I suggest you get stared." He said leaving.

Axel laughed loudly as he left as well.

"Need help?" asked Roxas.

"No I think I'll manage." He said walking into the closet and got a bucket for water, a mop, a broom, and some rags. "Though it may take me five days I'll manage." He sighed.

Next short story coming soon. Read review no flames please.