RANDOMNESS!
I got bored... And I'm gonna continue this, but I've got no actual planned storyline for it.. So whatever happens is random.
I do not own the super-cool characters. If I did, then there would be no schools in the world. I don't own anything related to Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories, or Kingdom Hearts 2. Nada! I don't make profit off of this.. It's just for fun.
Truely... The Orginization needed a new hobby...
After the entire group had died, all they had done was either run around trying to kill Axel (which was impossible since he already /was/ dead.) or play poker with Luxord... Needless to say, half of them were missing what little items that had by the end of the game..
Today? Well...
"GUYS!" Came the overly loud shriek of Demyx as he came running in the dark, black room that he the others had taken to staying in."GUYS! GUYS! GUYS!"
Not bothering to look up, Axel held out his fist, merely sighing as the idiot rammed into it, then fell backwards twitching."What, Demyx?" He asked, not looking away from his copy of Kingdom Hearts 2... How did he get it, you ask? Well, in one of the many, many, many worlds out there, there is one called Earth, and he just happened to stop by there and pick it up.
"HADES IS GIVING US A CHANCE TO BECOME ALIVE AGAIN!" The overly hyper blonde yelled, jumping up and tackling the red-head, causing him to drop the controller... And, as expected, poor Sora was soon beaten to a pulp by the final boss.
"DAMMIT, DEYMX!" Axel had whipped around, holding the mullet-man up by his shirt... And then he dropped him as the news kicked in."Wait.. What!"
"He said that we can come back to life." ...Damn, Deymx defianitly needed to get something to controll those mood swings."IF! We do a special challenge."
"...And dare I ask.. What is it?" Axel said in a blank tone, setting the idiot done and putting a hand on his head to keep him from running around.
"We have to... We have to... WIN AT LEAST ONE GAME OF POKER WITH HIM!" Deymx suddenly yelled, pushing Axel back and tearing off out of the room... Leaving a very frightened looking Axel looking at him...
"Damn... That kid just can't be only on sugar.." And with that, he turned back to the others who had learned to deal with it..
Frowning when he noticed that Roxas, the one who had decided to join them after he had met Namine, had taken his seat.. And controller. Twitching, the red-head stalked off to go find Luxord...
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"A poker game? That's all we have to do to escape this hell?" Luxord asked for the millionth time...
Axel swore he was going to start hitting this man... Being a blonde unknown must mean that you were twice as stupid..
Marluxia was hanging around his little garden in the background, growing the pretty flowers he loved so much, while Larxene enjoyed destroying them and laughing evilly... Axel shuddered, wishing with all his might that he didn't kill himself... NOTHING could be as bad as hanging around with all these phycopaths..
He really didn't want to know what Xenmas was up to... Last time he had found the man, he was fucking Saix senseless... Oh, his poor, poor fragile mind.
Vexen was working with Pain and Panic, torturing people with his new inventions.. (Larxy was fired from that job because she had a nasty habit of shocking the two minons if they got too close to her.)
Leaxus was... Well, who knows where he was at? Another person Axel didn't want to search for.
Zexion was leaning against one of the dead Underworld trees, his eyebrow twitching lightly... Now /that/ was scary... Obviously, Luxord was still on thin ice with the silver-haired shadow because he had locked him up in a card for two weeks... Though, Axel had found that rather ammusing.
Roxas was still playing /his/ game. Oh, Axel didn't like to share. Nooooo! What was Axel's was Axel's!
Xigbar and Xaldin were... Well, probably talking about how nifty the 'X's were in their name... Or helping Vexen with the torture..
"Alll we have to do is.."
"FOR THE FINAL TIME, YES! YES, YES, YES! NOW JUST GO PLAY THAT DAMNED GAME BEFORE I LIGHT YOUR SORRY ASS ON FIRE AND CACKLE AS YOU BURN TO DEATH!"
... And all eyes were on the twitching Axel... And slowly backing away from him.
Luxord sighed and nodded, standing up and heading out for the God of the Dead's chamber...
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About two hours later, a very irritated looking Luxord came out, wearing nothing but his boxers and his socks."You could have told me it was strip poker.."
"Did you win?" Demyx asked, startling the poor blonde man.
"Yes. We're all free to go now."
"ALRIGHT! First stop, Disney Land!" The music loving blonde screeched, taking off running...
The collective group: Axel, Zexion, Larxene, Marluxia, Vexen, Xaldin, Xigbar, Xenmas, Luxord, Roxas, Leaxus, and Saix, all just blinked and watched the hyper-active teen run."...We're sending him to caffine rehab..." Came the collective sigh.
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Now, the group stood under the warm, blazing sun. Getting used to the heat for the first time in three years.. Though none of them had aged."... So... Where to?" Roxas asked, turning his gaze to his best friend who was grinning like a mad-man and setting himself on fire.
"...Well, we should go see all the different worlds so we know how everything has changed, then we can pick a world to stay in... AND NO DARKNESS, XEMNAS!" Larxene said, smacking their leader across the head and watching him fall over twitching.
"..." Nobody dared to say anything to the seemingly constently PMSing woman.
"Where to first..?" Marluxia asked, flipping his pink hair out of his eyes and looking at the group.
"Pride Lands!" "Twilight Town!" "Hollow Bastion!" "Atlantica!" "Port Royal!" "Agrabah!" "Ancient China!" "Beast's Castle!"
Marluxia's eye twitched."...How about we go to Pride Lands first?"
"Hee, hee! You'll be a pink lion!" Deymx laughed... Only to be whacked by Roxas."Owwiee..."
Everybody inwardly winced, watching Demyx bite Roxas' hand and watching Number 13 go running around screaming..
"That's it!" Axel snarled, storming over to the hyper blonde and the screaming one and yanking little Demy off of Roxas, thwacking him over the head three times."INTERVENTION BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING!"
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After about two minutes, the group arrived at Hollow Bastion, walking through the streets, trying not to look suspicious even though their hoods are up and they look very scary that way..
Arriving at the addiction centre, the group immidiatly headed for the INTENSE, addiction room...
Throwing Demyx down in a chair, Larxene proceeded to tie him up and then, the entire group took a seat, deciding that they could all better themselves.. Somehow.. By being here.
Across from them, there was Cid Highwind, Aeris Gainsbrough, and Auron.. Whom all looked like they'd seen a ghost.. Or.. Thirteen of them.
"What are ya'll doing here?" Cid asked, in his dubbed hillbilly voice, eyeing them all warily."Ya'll aren't here to take away me booze or me cigs, are ya'll?"
...The group stared, turning their gaze to Aeris who was giggling, obviously stoned... And then turned their gaze to a dancing, drunk Auron... How was Deymx going to get any help here!
"Hello, group. My name is Mr.Mulberry, mm'kay. And I'll be here to help you deal with you're addictions, mm'kay?" A very bald man said, tottering into the center of the chairs and looking around."Mm'kay.. I see some very severe addictions here... You, sir." He pointed to Xemnas who had put his hood down."You're addicted to tanning salons, mm'kay."
"I AM NOT!" Xemnas had suddenly shouted, blushing though it was hard to tell."It's natural, I'm telling you!'
"SUuuuuuure it is." Larxy said, grinning evilly as she watched the man curse and then glare at her.
"Well at least I'm not addicted to death!" He shot back.
"No, you're addicted to darkness even though you sleep with a nightlight."
"-gasp- HOW DID YOU KNOOOW!"
... Everybody was staring at the Superior now, wide eyed."..."
"...Mmm'kay. Miss Aeris is addicted to... Some sort of drug. Mr.Highwind smokes far too many ciggarette's, mm'kay... Auron... Please put the booze away.. Mm'kay? Mr.Axel, mm'kay, you're addicted to fire... Mm'kay?"
"I AM NOT!" Axel exclaimed from burning the plants in the room... Which caused Marluxia to twitch visable and draw his sycthe.
"...Mm'kay, you're all addicted to violence." He said, noticing that a brawl had broken out with most of the still hooded figures. Demyx, Larxene, Axel, Xemnas,Roxas, and Zexion, however, were being totally calm and... Only placing bets on who would win and whose teeth would be knocked out..
"Ah, Mr.Demyx. Coffee, pepsi, sugar, cake and anything else you're holding isn't allowed in this room, mm'kay?" Mr.Mulberry said, giving the hyper boy a stern look...
Before Demy was literally running up the walls.
"IMMA SPIDER!" He screamed.
"I'M DRUNK!" Auron yelled.
"I'M IN PAIN!" Came the yell from various Org. members.
"BUTTONS!" Aeris giggled.
"MY CIGS!" Cid yelled.
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Several sessions later and Mr.Mulberry's untimely death (-cough- He thought Lar-Lar was a guy and Marly was a girl.), the group headed out, realizing they had wasted their time.. Demyx was still as sugar-high as ever, Auron was still a drunk, Aeris was still sorta high (But Cloud and Leon had taken her to a better centre), Cid was still a chronic smoker, and the rest of the Orignization still had their issues.. Though, Larxene had learned that the reason she lashed out and killed people stemmed from a bad childhood.. Which, seriously, none of them really had.
Roxas sighed, sticking close to Axel as Demyx ran by playing his Sitar with all his little water creators running after him."...Not even professional help can get him off of it.."
"Can't be helped. Demy's young.. He can handle a massive sugar addiction.. Anyways! OFF TO THE PRIDELANDS!"
And the group dissappeared in a poof of smoke.
Next Chapter, Larxy, Axel, Roxas and Demy discover something strange about Zexion!
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