Tile: How The Voldemort Got Its Name.
House: Gryffindor
Challenge: What's in a name
Word count:100
Character: Voldemort
Rating: G

TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE

Tom traced these words on the wall and stared at them—this was a sure sign of desperation. He flicked his wrist.

LARDO MOM TRI-VODLE

This was ridiculous. There was really no way that his name could make up anything sinister or austere…

LORD OMMARVOLITE

No—made him sound like a bisexual cigarette franchise owner. He stared at the first word for a few moments.

LORD VARTOMMOLIE

Not… quite… the effect he was looking for…

LORD M. TARDLIOVOME

He was British, not Italian…

I AM LORD VOLDEMORT

Tom paused, lowering his wand. He could work with that.