Riya, Tai, and the Living Flamethrower
By Paige

(AN: Tee-hee! I wrote this during school... right before Spanish I too. It's not that I hate Spanish stuff. It's that evil teacher! She is evil! She comes from the dark of night and salt won't even keep her away. {I know. I tried. I brought salt cause it worked on 'Hocus Pocus' and made a big salt circle near the doors. Didn't work at all.} And 'kabbin is short for 'awesome kablossom', which means cool.

Disclaimer: Um, I don't own Tai or Agumon, or any of the cameos or quotes. And I don't own Izzy! WAAHHHH!!!)

Riya pushed the down button to the elevator. It went down to her secret layer, jerking to a stop. She stepped out into her secret layer.

Riya walked to the weapons cabinet, inspecting each weapon before finally choosing a flamethrower. Chuckling to herself, Riya stepped to the filing cabinet. She opened the S drawer. Taking out her Spanish I notes, the blond smiled.

The elevator jerked to a stop again. Riya turned towards it as the door opened, and out stepped Tai and Agumon.

"Tai! Just the DigiDestined I wanted to see! And you brought the living flamethrower!"

"Oh boy. Why do I get this sudden instinct telling me to run for the high hills?"

Riya frowned at him. "Well, the door for High Hills is right over there, but it's locked right now."

"Right, well whatever."

"Since you're being so mean, you can just go back on up and leave me alone. And take your stupid Digimon with you," Riya said.

"Hey! I'm not stupid! I can talk!"

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." Riya and Tai looked around Riya's secret layer, watching for any cameos.

"Mesa Jar Jar Binks..." Riya and Tai pushed Jar Jar back into the cameo portal, thus ending his cameo.

Tai turned back to the elevator. "Come on, Agumon. Let's go."

"I'm not going! I'm gonna prove that I'm not stupid!"

Riya smiled slyly as Tai groaned.

"Fine," he said. "I'll stay."

Riya led Tai and Agumon over to a small, dark, dusty, completely convenient corner. Setting most of the papers on a small, equally convenient table far away, Riya put her foot on the rest. Lifting her foot to grab one paper, she laughed. She handed the paper to Agumon, who placed it in the corner.

Riya pointed the flamethrower towards the lone Spanish I paper. She grinned.

"There can be only one!" Riya turned on the flamethrower, quickly toasting the lone paper.

Tai looked at Riya, and then they both looked at the cameo portal. Quickly, they pushed whoever came through the portal back to where the cam from. "Would you stop that!?!"

Riya put up an innocent face. "Stop what?"

Tai plucked the 'innocent' mask out of Riya's hand and tossed it into the cameo portal. "Stop quoting movies!"

"Whatever."

The cameo portal spit out Squall with his gunblade. Riya and Tai looked at each other and then pushed Squall back through the portal.

"No quoting."

Suddenly, the 'innocent' mask blasted from the cameo portal and hit Tai in the head. "Tai," screamed Agumon, running over.

Riya stared at the portal. "Prodigious!" she cried.

The portal whirred, and out popped Izzy. Paige the FanFic writer appeared out of nowhere and squealed. She hugged the red head, and then sent him on his way back through the portal. The brunette walked away, mysteriously disappearing.

"Tai, are you okay?" Agumon sounded worried.

"Huh? Yeah, of course."

"Oh, good."

Tai stood. "Okay, let's go burn stuff!"

Agumon and Riya stared at Tai. "What?"

"I said, 'Let's go burn stuff!' So let's go!" Tai grabbed the flamethrower. "Come on!"

Tai burned every Spanish I note, and then ran upstairs.

Riya smiled. "Cool," she said. "I turned him into a pyro without even trying. Totally kabbin!"