Sins and Retributions
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Epilogue
A single car steadily made its way down the country road. It was obviously not Misato driving this car, because it was actually going in a straight line.
There was a loud clatter in the back seat of the car and a redhead rolled her eyes.
Asuka whined, "Shinji! How is it that we just got married last year and we already have two brats to watch over!"
Shinji refused to take his eyes off of the road and sighed, "It's not my fault!"
The girl looked over at him and shouted, "Then whose is it? It sure isn't mine!"
Again Shinji sighed, and he shook his head, "Well… It was you that suggested it. So technically it is your fault."
"God! You're always nitpicking! What are you talking about anyway?" Asuka cried.
Shinji drew in his breath and began to talk, "You see… When a man and a woman love each other very much-"
Asuka put her face in her hands and ran her fingers through her hair, 'Oh God… I shouldn't have put him on this tirade. Now he's going to explain everything to the last detail…'
"-they like to do things together… intimate things together-" Shinji continued
'Yeah, since we're taking the kids to Misato's, we'll be able to do some intimate things tonight… Hehehe…' Asuka thought as a sly smirk inched its way up her face.
"-so they go on a trip or something. The couple has to leave there kids in the care of somebody else. Now that's the-" Shinji's face was completely straight as a miniature replica of Unit 0P few right past his face.
Asuka bent down in her seat and picked up the penguin made of beer cans, 'Heh… Figures that their favorite toys are made of Yebisu Beer cans…'
"-reason that Misato and Kaji left their kids with us while they went on a trip to Europe. It's natural for Misato to trust us with her kids. We're practically family! I have to say though, I'm glad we'll be alone in the house again, that way, we can get back to our usual business."
Shinji felt a hand slither up his leg and rest on his thigh.
The seventeen year old blushed and stuttered, "A-A-Asuka! Not here! I'm driving and there are kids in the car! It's just not safe!"
Asuka grinned and patted his leg, "I know… I'm just teasing you! I can't believe I can still make you blush and stutter like that, Dummkopf!"
The car continued at the same steady pace and disappeared among the buildings of Tokyo III.
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Okay people, I want you to review my fic please. I even asked nicely! I was thinking up this scene a few days ago and was playing with the thought of adding this in as a little joke. Hope you enjoyed it. Thanks for proofreading this one Alex. Thank you Draknal, for reviewing and praising my work. Thank you to everyone else too. Yes! There is one more Outtake!
Outtakes
Shinji's speech was interrupted by a ringing cell phone. He irritably plucked it from his pocket and answered it.
"Yes? Hello?" he said.
A woman's voice came back over the receiver, "Shinji! Hey it's me! I just called to tell you that me and Kaji were going to stay in Europe for another week, okay? Can I talk to my little babies?"
"What? You can't just… never mind…" Shinji trailed off and handed the phone back to the babies.
"Hey there kids! Mommy and Daddy are going to be away for a few more days okay? I want you both to be especially good for Uncle Shinji and Aunt Asuka. Love ya!" Misato made a kissing sound through the phone.
The babies began giggling and one of them shouted, "Beer! Beer!"
Shinji shook his head as he sighed, "It figures that their first words would be Misato's favorite…"
"Shinji? Did my little angels just say their first words?" Misato's voice called out from the little phone.
Asuka ran her fingers through her hair and said, "Yes Misato… Who would have thought that the 19th and 20th Angels could actually talk?"
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"Synchronization at 50… 60…" a voice filtered through the translucent LCL.
"Synchronization at 100 and holding! This is incredible! He was able to synch at 100 on his first try!" Maya Ibuki's astonished voice came over the loudspeakers once again.
Commander Fuyutsuki nodded and smiled, "Very good! How do you feel Pilot Katsuragi?"
"SQUAWWWWK!" a raspy squawking came through the speakers and Pen-Pen gave the thumbs up signal.
The Commander raised his voice, "Prepare Unit 0P for launch!"
"Yes Sir!"
The aging man stood on the observation deck and whispered, "The fate of the world is left in your very capable hands… er- flippers, Pen-Pen."