Disclaimer: If I owned Teen Titans or Batman, I'd be the one living in a giant tower on a private island, but I wasn't last time I checked, so I guess I don't.

Author's Opening Notes: First off, Thanks to as a source for the information on some of the parents... This is most definately NOT a serious story...

"The Parent Meeting"
by J.T. Magnus, "Turbo"

"Hello, my name is Angela Roth... well, it was on Earth, I now live in the realm of Azarath and go by Arella... My daughter is Rachel - Raven."

The large red being sitting on the other side of the room scoffed, "Your daughter? Last time I check she was OUR daughter."

The black and grey garbed man who by default hosted and chaired these 'parent meetings' shook his head, "Sit DOWN, Trigon."

The demonic entity glared and snarled for a moment during which the other didn't show any reaction, "Fine, Bruce Wayne, I will, for now."

Batman pushed his cowl back and let it fall onto his shoulders, "For our new members," here he nodded to Elasti-Girl and Mento, "I'm Batman... Bruce Wayne. My adopted son Dick is the Titans' leader Robin."

"Rita Farr and Steve Dayton... As members of the Doom Patrol we're known as Elasti-Girl and Mento... our adopted son is Garfield Logan, you probably know him better as Beast Boy."

At this, Trigon did something he rarely did; he laughed.

"Would you please tell us just what is so funny?"

"What is so funny? I do know of your son. I know of him because my daughter's Anger has told me that she is in love with him."

The last member of the group spoke up, "How is this funny? You know what I mean, correct, friend Bruce?"

Bruce put his fingers to his temples and began rubbing them, "Yes, Galfore... The only ones that DON'T know Dick and Koriand'r are in love ARE Dick and Koriand'r."

Tucker Stone shrugged, "At least they're attracted to teammates... My grandson's still seeing that sorceress girl, what was her name? Hex?"

That caused Bruce to think of Selina and feel slightly annoyed, "What about it?"

Tucker raised his hands in a gesture of defense, "Nothing. I'm not my son, however Victor wants to live his life is how Victor can life his live, I mean live his live, I mean... oh, you know what I mean."

Arella turned a glare on Bruce that matched any that he himself could do, "Cut it out, Bruce... I swear, with me and that demon, three costumed heroes, two vaudeville actors, and a nanny for guardians, it's a wonder that the Titans turned out as good as they did."

"There's that word I hate again, 'good'," Trigon grumbled...

Almost as one, the other seven guardians spoke up, "Oh, shut up, Trigon..."

Author's Closing Notes: Although Cyborg's grandparents and Raven and Beast Boy's parents are based on the comics, Starfire's 'parent' is Galfore from the cartoon since appearantly her parents aren't around in the series... Robin's guardian is Batman, enough said. I apologize for the lack of face time some of them got... Unfortunately, I don't know as much about Galfore, Cyborg's grandparents, and Elasti-Girl and Mento as I do the others.

Before anyone asks for a sequel to this one, it was started as a ONE-shot, if you want more to it, I'll need some ideas, people...