Hehe! Thanks to Sunrise, Cazflibs and Br1de-of-fr3ddy for reviewing!

Well this has been fun, but I'm gonna have to end it. Who knows, maybe some more crappy rhyming and bad plotlines will come your way next time I'm bored . Who knows… :D

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Lister took up a fork in his trembling hand,
And stuck it into that awful bright pot,
Swished it around with a grimace,
Looking at the noodles all steamy and hot,

Smeg smeg smeg smeg
Smeg smeg smeg
Smeg smeg smeg smeg,
Smeg smeg smeg!

He brought the fork right up to his mouth,
Bracing himself for the flavour,
It couldn't be worse than that dog food could it?
Ah smeg, His lips started to waver,

He looked at his poor fellow crew mates,
They didn't look over the moon,
He had to do this for them,
Or they'd all be dead fairly soon,

So swallowing his pride and dignity,
And doing the only right thing,
Lister gulped down a pile, with a sickening smile,
Trying to make it look a little tempting,

The GELFs all followed his example,
Scoffing the noodles with big greedy mouths,
Then Lister threw up all over the floor,
At least it didn't go south!

"You lied to me! You male scum!"
His wife yelled, falling to her knees,
"That stuff is so foul!" the little GELF howled,
"I'd rather eat blancmange and peas!"

It didn't take long for the rest to pass out,
Which was good news for everyone,
The GELFs were defeated by a little old pot,
And a vindaloo-smelling space bum.

"My gosh sir are you all right?"
Asked Kryten helping Lister to stand,
He made a face, "How did it taste?"
Lister covered his mouth with a hand,

"I think I'm gonna die!" he said through his fingers,
The taste was so disgusting and shoddy,
He didn't think he could live for another day,
Knowing that had been in his body,

Cat gasped, "I can't believe you did that bud!
You actually ate that stuff?"
Lister didn't reply, and they soon saw why,
He'd passed out because he'd had enough.

They took him to the medibay,
Under special special care,
For once you've eaten pot noodle,
There's only so much more you can bare,

Rimmer was more than a little gobsmacked,
Knowing what Lister had done,
And he'd done it not only for himself,
But for the good of everyone,

Kryten shoved the GELFs back into their vessel,
And plotted the course for their ship,
To a planet called ohmygodanorange,
That should do the trick,

They jettisoned the manky pot noodles,
Out into the darkness of space,
So that some other unlucky old buggers,
Could sample their appalling taste,

So let this be a warning,
Pot noodle is jam-packed full of pain,
One day someone may, come to take you away,
But don't eat it it's not worth the strain!

The End!

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Hope you enjoyed it. Noodles! x.x