Don't Drink the Water!

by

Sailor Janus

Disclaimer: their respected creators own these characters.

       Heero awoke with a start, rubbing his eyes with his hands, when he suddenly realized that something was not right. Opening his eyes, he stared at his hands and quickly shut his blue eyes again. 'Okay, I'm going to count to three and I'll wake up from this dream. 1...2...3.'

       Once again Heero looked at his hands, as his eyes grew wide. "What the hell?!" the perfect soldier squeaked climbing out of the bed and ran to the huge mirror next to the dresser in one of the various guest rooms in the Winner mansion, until he froze in his tracks.

       "I-I'm a kid!" the dark-haired boy stammered as he held his way too large boxers around his waist and grabbed a stapler off of the desk, stapling them the best he could so they wouldn't fall off before going in search of the others.

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       "Duo. Wake up, Duo. WAKE UP!" Chibi Heero shouted in Duo's ear, which was so unlike the usual monotone voice he normally uses, but right now, the boy was in a state of panic.

       "Mmmm, It's too early," Duo, mumbled as he pulled his blankets over his head.

       "Get up now or I'll kill you," the boy said while trying to pull off the blankets.

       "Fine! I'm up! Wait... Heero, why is you voice so.... high?" the braided teen said as he sat up, and looked down at a little child with his arms crossed wearing a green tank top that was way too big for him along with his boxer shorts. Duo's eyes went wide as he stared and pointed at the boy. "AHHH! What happened to you?! You shrunk!"

       Heero rolled his eyes in annoyance. "That's what I want to know."

       The chestnut brown-haired teen continued to stare at his friend. "You're-you're so little!"       

       "Shut up or I'll kill you baka," Heero growled as he glared at him.

       Just then a very high-pitched scream was heard followed by the same voice yelling "INJUSTICE!"

       "Sounds like you're not the only one with the small problem," Duo snickered. "Hey, Wufei! In here!"

       Just then, the sounds of high-pitched cursing filled the halls as Chibi Wufei stomped into the room looking beyond pissed off. "What the hell did you do to me Maxwell?!" the child wearing a super long T-shirt yelled as has he threw his small arms in the air.   

       "And of course he blames me, like I have the power to shrink people," the 02 pilot muttered under his breath as he got out of bed.

       Next Quatre walked into the room, but he was normal-sized. "What is going on?! Why are all of you yelling?!" the blonde Arabian asked before freezing at the sight of the new compact-sized Heero and Wufei.

       "This is what happened!" Wufei frustratedly said as he stomped around the room.

       "Aww, but Wufei, you look so cute all little!" Duo grinned as the little Chinese boy glared at him.

       "Shut up baka," he grumbled, crossing his arms.

       The cobalt blue-eyed pilot clearly loved every minute of annoying Wufei. "Why? What are you gonna do? Kick me in the shins?!" Duo laughed as Wufei began to fume before stomping over to the laughing gundam pilot and hauled off kicking him as hard as he could in the previously mentioned shins.

       "YEOW! " Duo cried out in pain as he hopped on one foot. "Maybe it's best not to make fun of him in this state. Oh that hurt!"

       "Wow! What happened to you two?" normal-sized Trowa questioned the two little gundam pilots entering the room to inspect what all the screaming was about.

       "What does it look like? We've been reduced to children," Heero sighed, growing very aggravated himself with the situation.

       "I can see that, but how?" the green-eyed teen said as he leaned against the doorframe.

       "No idea."

       "Think it could have been something they ate?" Quatre asked as the others paused to contemplate that thought.

       "Don't drink the water!" Duo shouted urgently.

       "Um, Duo, we all have drank the water and nothing has happened to the rest of us," the blonde explained as the others nodded their heads.

       "Oh, I knew that," replied the chestnut brown-haired boy grinning sheepishly

       "So now what?" Wufei asked with a deep sigh.

       "I don't know but I want to get us changed back to normal soon because there is no we can pilot the gundams while in this condition," Heero said as he left the room to find his laptop and search for some leads as to what happened to Wufei and himself as well as why it had not happened to the others.

       "I'm going back to bed and hopefully I'll wake up finding this was only a bad dream," Wufei muttered as he left the room.

       "Good idea! Maybe next time you'll wake up as a girl!" Duo shouted to the boy who yelled "INJUSTICE!" one last time before slamming the door to his room.

       "I wonder how come we didn't get turned into kids?" Quatre thoughtfully asked as his friends who shrugged.

       "Well at the rate Heero is going, he'll have it figured out in no time!" Duo smirked as the other two nodded their heads knowing that the poor guy was really set on finding a cause and cure to this mishap.

       The three teens said good night before retreating back to their respected rooms knowing there was not too much they could do right now.

       Unfortunately for Heero, he had hid his laptop onto of the tall bookshelf in hopes that Duo wouldn't try playing with it, but now he could not reach the damn thing even when he tried standing on a chair.

       Cursing under his breath, Heero sat down on the chair and frowned. He really hated the idea of asking one of the others to help him because he was now height-impaired.

       Suddenly, Heero broke into tears, sobbing like, well, the five year old he now was.

       Sniffling, he froze. "What am I doing?! Oh no!" the perfect miniature soldier moaned as he realized that perhaps this age change might begin affecting more than his body.

       "SOMEONE GET ME BACK TO NORMAL NOW!" he shouted at the top of his lungs waking the four gundam pilots who then raced for his room, to make sure Heero wasn't about to do something drastic.

        He had already blew up his old laptop last week when it said 'File Error' not allowing the dark-haired teen to access the information he wanted, which resulted in Heero pulling his gun on the poor defenseless computer, and shooting it.

       "What happened?!" Quatre cried out as he swung the door open.

       "I want to be back to normal now and I want candy and a ice cream and...... What the hell?!" Heero said as he and everyone else went wide-eyed about what was now coming out of his mouth. "What is happening to me?!"

       "Uh oh, looks like Heero and Wufei may mentally become children as well as physically, " Quatre softly said as they stared at the little gundam pilots who now appeared to be really worried.

       Blinking, Trowa whispered, "This could prove to be really trying," as Wufei began to throw a temper tantrum.

       "What?! I don't wanna be a kid! I don't! I don't! I don't!" Wufei whined as Heero began to look annoyed.

       "Shut up."

       "Mean poopy head! Unca Trowa! Heero is bein mean to me!" Wufei tattled as he pointed to the boy wearing the large green tank top.

       "Am not!" Heero snapped as he stuck his tongue out at the little Chinese boy.

       "Are too!"  Wufei argued back, sticking his tongue out as well.

       "Am not! notnotnotnotnotnotnotnotnont! "

       "Are to! totototototototototototototototo!"

       Quatre and Trowa stared at this scene while Duo quietly retreated to the kitchen for a snack and some aspirin.

       Suddenly the two children stopped and looked at each other in shock. "What the hell?! Damn it!"

       "Yep, we're in trouble," Quatre sighed.

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Author's Notes: This is my first attempt at a non-MST humor fic. This is what happens when I have a dream about being reduced to elementary age and use it for a fanfic. More to come.             

Next Time....

       Find out what happens when Heero wants a peanut butter sandwich as well as a lot more.