7 Days Of Chaos

Hi everyone this is my first fic so I hope you like it! (person walks up with a piece of paper in their hand and whispers in my ear) Oh ya the disclaimer… I don't own FF7 I wish I did though… ( person slaps me with the paper) HAY WHAT WAS THAT FOR? ( person whispers in my ear again) I'm rambling and I forgot the summary…oh… basically chaos takes over Vincent's body for seven days while he's at Yuffie's house okay? I'll explain most of it as I go.

(((( this means a change of time or place))))

'this means thoughts'

Chapter 1: A Dream And A Trip To Wutai.

Vincent Valentine laid in his coffin under the Shinra mansion. He was dreaming, no longer nightmares, dreams populated by Yuffie, the stormy eyed ninja. But all good things must come to an end at some point and this good thing was came to an end by Chaos insulting him.

"Hey now, I'm about to tell you I get your body for seven days and I stumble upon a teenager's wet dream? But hey, I'm not one to judge" Chaos pointed out.

"First, what the heck do you mean you get my body for seven days? And second, this is not a teenager's wet dream I have no control over my dreams this is my subconscious at work." Vincent stated groggily.

"Blah, blah, blah subconscious my demonass I wish you woulda gone for Tifa instead of the human pancake. "The demon spat.

"Shut up chaos…" The ex-turk spat back, sleepily.

"Hmpf… well anyway, I meant what I said I'm taking over your body for seven days, that wasn't a joke." Chaos said plainly.

"How is this happening…" Vincent whispered realization donning on him." Crap I forgot about that"

Chaos burst out into laughter." I can't believe you for got the fact you made a promise I get to take over your body every five years!" chaos said between fits of laughter. He finally stopped and then started to explain the rules of the seven days." I can't kill, rape, or batter anybody as to change your image in the public eye or put you in prison. But I can read your mind and speak it to whoever I see fit. Oh ya take us to one of your AVALANCHE friend's house, preferably Tifa's house."

"I will NOT take you to Tifa's house you perv of a demon… Ah! I'll take us to Yuffie's house!" Vincent spoke towards the demon.

"Great the human pancake's house, but hay, it has been four years she might be a babe now. Chaos whispered at first and made a light crescendo to a firm volume.

"That's the spirit you pervert demon" Vincent spoke sarcastically.

"Ya whatever my little virgin vessel" Chaos directed this insult towards his vessel. "Now wake up and hope you're still dry"

Vincent's eyes widened at this remark "I hate you chaos. And you have little room to talk on the virginity side."

"I hate you too Vincent, you have three days to get to Wutai. And let's say my last vessel was weak and lucky." Chaos replied waking Vincent from his slumber.

Vincent groaned and got out of his coffin " I better get to Wutai soon." he mumbled walking upstairs and out the door.

Vincent reached Yuffie's house in two days but was exausted since he hadn't stopped to rest the entire time. when he knocked on the door Yuffie answered.

"Hey, Vincent, what are you doing here?" Yuffie questioned innocetnly " You look exuasted" she added quickly. Vincent noticed that she had a much more womanishapperence than she had four years ago. She now had curves that could kill and her hair came down to her waist. He could pratically here chaos whistle.

"Oh nothing, chaos is going to take over my body at midnight tomarrow and i just ran for two days srait, ya I'm pretty tired." he spoke, a tender smile gracing his lips.

'damn, he's hot and has a sense of humor' yuffie thought remembered how much she loved him, but frowned rememberimg he didn't return the feeling back... if only she knew, if only she knew...

Sooo… what did you think? Please R&R!