Disclaimer: I own neither oth or gg. I just let my psychotic mind run its chorus.

Summary: The worlds of Rory Gilmore and Lucas Scott collide. Enough said.

Chapter One

Scott boys and Gilmore Girls

"Oh my god...I thought I was going to die of laughter when Kirk started doing the chicken dance," Rory Gilmore said as she walked down the streets of Stars Hollow with her Mother, Lorelai.

"Classic," said Lorelai, "I will mock that man about it to his grave."

"Good party though," said Rory, who added, "its hard to imagine that Miss Patty is that old."

"Only in physical years though, remember darling," Lorelai repeated the old dance teachers words jokingly, "if you ask her, she's still twenty five with a great body."

"Ah, here's to another wonderful year of living, Miss Patty," said Rory, still laughing at the image of Kirk dancing while drunk at the party.

"Hey, so I was thinking, they're having an I love Lucey marathon on nick at night you want to get some junk food out and watch it?" Lorelai asked.

"Sure, why not?" said Rory. "I finished all my homework before the party."

"Good, then its Lucey and belly laughs for us," said Lorelai, and then, eyes twinkling mischeviously, "I'll race you hom-Hey! No fair! You got a head start!" The woman called as she ran after her already half way home daughter.

Still running, the two rounded the corner that lead to their house, and then stopped once they were in the drive way, Lorelai winning by a long shot, despite Rory's head start. "Nananeener! You don't have a weener!" Lorelai said in a sing song voice, doing a little victory dance.

Rory rolled her eyes at her Mom, but couldn't help but smirk at the womans craziness. Here she was, thirty-something, and she still acted like a five year-old. Sometimes Rory wondered if she really was the kid.

It was just then that Rory noticed something peculiar across the street at the house next door. There was a red truck there and two men, one older, about her Moms age, and the other one a teenager around her age. They were unloading boxes from the backseat of the car.

"Mom," Rory said, "look at that."

"Rory, do not try and distract me from my taunting you," said Lorelai, who was continuing her victory dance.

Rory rolled her eyes. "No, Mom, I'm serious, look," she pointed to the two guys across the street, and Lorelai stopped her silly dance, and looked in the direction of Rory's pointed finger.

"Hey, those must be our new neighbors," said Lorelai.

"No shit sherlock," said Rory, who added, "I hope their not like the Haymonds were with their obsessive lawn gnome collection."

"Me too. I hated those things," said Lorelai, "I had nightmares about them for a week."

"Let's go say hi," said Rory.

"Meh. Do we have to? They look scary," said the older woman, pouting like a child.

"Yes," said Rory firmly, "its customary to introduce yourself to the new neighbors."

"Nooooooo!" Lorelai howled as Rory dragged the reluctant woman over to the other side of the street where the two guys were. On they're way over, the younger of the two, a tall blonde turned to look at them.

It was then that Rory stopped dead in her tracks, much to an objecting Lorelai's surprise. The girl went rigid with shock. "Uh...hun, are you okay?" Lorelai asked. "Because you look like you've just seen a psycho killer."

"No, worse," she said, "much, much worst. I just saw a ghost."

Lorelai looked around bewildered. "Really? I don't see Casper anywhere."

"No, Mom, not a real one," she said, "a ghost from my past, as in a person I used to know."

"Okay, well why didn't you just say that?" said Lorelai. "I know your smart, but mama isn't and doesn't always understand those metaphores you use."

"Our new neighbor is Tristin," she said, spitting the name out as though it were a dirty curse word.

Lorelai's eyes widdened and she looked at the blonde guy. Pointing, she said, "That piece of ass right there is Tristin? The spawn of satan? The guy who tormented you?"

Rory nodded. "He is not a piece of ass."

Lorelai rolled her eyes. "C'mon, lets go say hi. We've got a mini Brad Pitt living on our street, and I want to go meet him, even if he is the devils child."

"No, no, no, no, no, I beg of you, no," Rory pleaded, "I hate him. Mom, he tortured me my first year of Chilton! I don't want to go say hi to that bastard-"

Lorelai, however, ignored her childs plea's, and proceeded to drag her daughter over to the neighbors house. The blonde guy, who Rory said was Tristin, had just closed the door of the truck and turned to look at the two of them.

"Keith!" he called. "We've got visitors."

The man named Keith came out, looking like an older version of Tristin. Lorelai was grinning so much one would think that the grin was about to come off her face, and Rory just looked irritated by the whole situation.

"Hi," she said, "I'm Lorelai. Lorelai Gilmore. You must be our new neighbors."

"Yeah," said Keith, "I'm Keith. Keith Scott. We just moved here from Tree Hill, North Carolina."

"Huh," said Lorelai, "nice place, I've heard. I had a friend who watched a friends home there once."

Lorelai nudged Rory to get her to say something. Rory sighed. "I'm Rory. Rory, R-o-r-y. Not Mary, Rory."

"Well, at least you said something," Lorelai whispered into her ear, "although it would have been nice if you could have been politer."

"Mom, when he's polite, I'll be polite," Rory hissed.

"Nice to meet you Rory," said Keith, "this here's my nephew, Lucas Scott."

Rory looked at Lucas, a confused expression on her face. "Wait, your Lucas Scott?" she blurted out.

"Uh, yeah, nice to meet you too," said Lucas, confused by the situation, "do you know me or something?"

"No, I just, I uh..."Rory stammered, trying how best to explain her reaction, although it was rather hard, considering at this point, Lorelai was rolled over in laughter at the entire situation and Rory was attempting not to kill her mother. Keith and Lucas shared confused expressions with each other.

Rory sighed. "No, its just I thought you were someone else," she said.

Lucas raised an eyebrow. "Who? Because I have yet to meet a person that looks like me."

"This kid that used to go to my school," said Rory, "Tristin Dugrey. I swear, your like the spitting image of him."

Lucas quirked a brow. "He a jackass?"

"Yeah."

"Well, Luke, looks like you've got an evil clone somewhere," said Keith.

"Actually, he moved to North Carolina a while ago," said Rory, "which is really bizarre, considering your from there."

"Huh," said Lucas, "what an amazing coincidence."

Keith was still staring at the laughing Lorelai. "Is she going to be okay?" he asked, looking at her Mother like she was a crazed woman.

"Yeah, she's just got too much coffee in her system," said Rory, "she'll calm down once she gets home."

"Okay," said Keith, doubtful.

Then, as an after thought, Rory asked, "Hey, Luke, are you going to Stars Hollow high?"

"No, Chilton actually," Lucas answered, "Keith's teaching shop class there, so I get to go for free."

Rory grinned. From what she had seen of him so far, Lucas seemed like a pretty okay guy. As an added bonus, he would be going to Chilton. Maybe now she'd actually have a friend and the principal would stop nagging at her to socialize.

"Cool," said Rory, "I actually go there too. Small world."

"Yeah," said Lucas, with a smirk that so reminded her of that pseudo-playboy she had known, Tristin, but was completely different, because it was friendly, not trying to be seductive, "small world."

"Well Rory, do you have a ride home to school? Maybe Lucas could give you one," Keith offered.

"Actually, I ride the bus," said Rory.

"Oh, man, that sucks," said Lucas, "I'd be happy to give you a ride..."

"No, its okay," said Rory, not wanting him to feel obligated to taking her home because she was their neighbor, "I like public transportation."

Lucas laughed, and said, "Look, its no big deal. We'll meet outside of the school tommorrow and I can take you home. Its not like its out of my way or anything."

"Well, if it doesn't bother you..."

"Not at all," said Lucas, "just consider this a begining of our friendship."

Rory smiled. "Alright then," she said, and then looked at her Mother, who had finally stood up, but was still laughing, "I think I better get her home."

"You do that," said Keith, and added, "nice meeting you."

"Nice meeting you too," Rory said, and added, turning to Lucas, "and you."

"Yeah," said Lucas, "I guess I'll see you tommorrow."

"Yeah, tommorrow," said Rory, and with that, she waved goodbye, and started dragging the laughing Lorelai back home.

"Good bye bible boy!" Lorelai called to Lucas, and Rory just shook her head. Really, why did she get the insane mother?

Lucas and Keith watched the two brunnetts walk of with bemused expressions upon their faces. Keith chuckled, and so did Luke. "Well," said Keith, "there goes our new neighbors. We got away from Dan, and yet we still came to another town with psychos in it."

Lucas let out a laugh. "Yeah, he said, and added, "I do like Rory though."

"Yeah," said Keith, "nice kid. Kind of reminds me of Haley."

Lucas groaned. "Let's just hope Rory never meets Nathan so they won't go and get married too," he said.

Keith chuckled again, saying, "I don't think you have to worry about that. He's already got one wife, and you can't have two."

Smirking, Lucas asked, "What do you think of Lorelai?"

Keith shook her head. "The womans insane," said Keith, and then, smiling, "but I think I like her. I don't think anything romantic will come from it though."

"Still in love with my Mom?" questioned Lucas.

"Old habits die hard," Keith said simply, and Lucas took that as a 'yes'.

"What about you Luke?" his uncle asked. "Thinking about dating Rory?"

Lucas shook his head furiously. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no."

"I'm guessing thats a no?"

"Exactly," said Lucas, "after Brooke and Peyton, I don't want to deal with girls for a while."

"Smart plan," said Keith, "I think I'll do the same. C'mon, lets go inside and order some food."

With that, the two Scott's went up the stairs of the porch and inside to the house.

Back in the Gilmore home, Rory and Lorelai sat down in the living room, watching I love Lucey. "I still can't believe you thought Lucas was Tristin," said Lorelai.

"Hey, anyone else would have made the same mistake," defended Rory, "they look exactly alike! Its earie! I swear, its like someone cloned them."

"Maybe they did and they were sent to two different parts of the earth."

"Sure, Mom, and I dated a martian," Rory said sarcastically."

Lorelai laughed. "So, what do you think of our Mr. Lucas Scott?"

"I think he'll make a good friend."

"Oh my god-how can you say that? The boy is dating material. Did you look at his ass? They shouldn't call him Lucas. They should call him Lucass!" Lorelai exclaimed.

"Mom! You perve-you looked at a sixteen year-old guys ass?"

"Hey, you look at David Boreanaz's ass, and he's forty, married, has a kid, and plays a dead vampire with a soul on television," Lorelai shot back.

"Beside the point."

"So the point."

"Hey, Mom, what do you think of Keith?"

Lorelai suddenly got very quiet and Rory could have sworn that she saw the woman blush. "Yeah, that's what I thought," said Rory, "shut it."

They both turned back to watching the t.v., conversation ended.

A/N: So, what do you think? Is it worthy of my continuing it? Yes. I will continue Something in the way, I swear. I just need to get past the writers block I have on that story. In the meanwhile, please tell me what you think of my new fic. The good, the bad, the ugly. Damn. My fingers hurt. TWELVE PAGES FOR THE FIRST CHAPTER:)