Title: Touch me There

Title: Touch me There

Rating: T please…

Genre: Humor/Romance

Disclaimer: Usual stipulations apply. I don't own Sailor Moon but have the right to misspell at least five words in one chapter and to capatilize whatever the hell I want.

Authors Notes:

Finally the ending. How much I have enjoyed writing this story but how much I have enjoyed more ending it. To my faithful amazing readers who gave me credible feedback about the story line you are amazing…

To the nitpicking bastards who couldn't find a thing wrong with the damn story except for spelling errors and punctuation… screw you this story isn't for you so don't bother reading the rest of this because it will just piss you off and piss me off having to hear from you. Have a great day though.

Ah I feel better.

Enjoy my darlings!! I hope it meets your expectations… if it doesn't feel free to tell me how terrible it was and if it is really rank I'll try to re-write it but I thought it ended the only way it could have… so sorry if it leaves a few disappointed.

Enjoy!!

Tokyo Studio

7:38pm

It was taking all of her strength not to jump out of Minako's overstuffed bag and rip all their eyes out. Her body was shaking with anger at their thoughts. Let her ward go off and marry some alien!? What would Queen Selenity say? She was going to kill herself a cat that is what Queen Selenity would say. Luna hissed in Minako's bag and peered out of the mesh side to stare at the view before her and her heart broke a little… Poor Usagi-chan… she wished this had never happened to her.

Usagi's deep cerulean eyes watched his lips inch closer and she gulped and yanked away almost sending them both to the floor.

"I can't!" She cried suddenly hitting the floor and Seiya looked at her with alarm.

"I can't Seiya…" She whispered looking up at him. He quickly moved to pick her up and she shook her head as she got back to her feet. "I can't go with you." She whispered sadly and Seiya felt anger begin to bubble within him and he shook his head.

"You would choose him… the one who despises who you truly are!?" He yelled stepping back and Usagi felt tears begin to form in her eyes and it almost took all of her strength to make her head move and say what she was feeling even though all evidence should say it wasn't what she should be feeling. An affirmative yes.

"Always." She whispered brokenly and Seiya shook his head, his hair flying as he turned away from her.

"He doesn't even want you as part of his life!" He yelled and Usagi let out a sad laugh and wrung her hands in front her.

"Maybe I can win him over." She whispered with a sad smile and Seiya turned to her and grabbed her shoulders.

"Usagi how can you be so blind!?" He yelled at her and she sucked in a deep breath trying to keep calm in the situation. The thought that thousands were watching her… one hopefully being Mamo-chan was not lost on her.

"Love is blind they say." She said and he released her and she stumbled back.

"I can take you to a place where they will love you unconditionally… I will love you unconditionally and you stay to be an alien here?!" He yelled and Usagi took a step back from him.

"I am not an alien here… this is my home… I have to stay where my heart is, whether he wants me or not I'm here for a reason… here to stay and serve here with these people." She said, choosing her words carefully. The last thing she needed was for them to both be thrown in a mental hospital for taking about other planets.

"You chose them!?" He hissed, his voice beginning to crack.

"They are my duty. My choice." She whispered strongly. "If you loved me you would understand that! You would know…" Suddenly she paused and it suddenly clicked in her head and she stared at him with shock. "You knew…" She hissed and he glanced at her than turned away. "I hereby forfeit my right to participate on this game…" Usagi suddenly said loudly turning to the audience. "Seiya Kou wins because I refuse to play in a game where my heart is not at. I refuse to rebuke my honor in trying to seduce a man I cannot love. My heart and my being belong to another and always will. Goodnight." She said triumphantly and turned on her heel rushing to the stage door. Seiya stared at her painfully as she rushed from his life for the second time. Rushed to get to him… her prince.

Motoki stared at the TV for a long hard second. Than he jumped to his feet and started yelling.

"Did you see that!! Go Usagi-chan!!" He screamed turning around to hopefully see the triumphant look on Mamoru's face but he only saw furniture. Motoki stopped jumping and blinked. "Mamoru-san?" He whispered to the empty room and glanced towards the front door. It was still swinging slightly ajar and Motoki gulped and quickly grabbed his jacket racing out the open door to the elevators.

"Told you!" Sami screamed jumping up from his screen and pointing to the television.

"Oh our baby… she sounded so grown up… She's growing up Kenji." Tuskino-mama sighed happily dabbing at her wet eyes and she glanced at her husband than blinked. "Kenji?" She asked looking around the room than she jumped to her feet. "Kenji get away from the shotguns!"
"I wonder who the guy is that Usagi is in love with…" Sami said thoughtfully putting his chin in his fists as he looked at the screen that went to commercial after Usagi had rushed off. Ikuko looked at her son than back at her husband nervously as he looked for ammo.

"I don't know dear…" She said quietly and Sami shrugged.

"Hope she gets him." He said leaning back in his chair and Ikuku glanced at her son with a bit of awe. She smirked and nodded softly.

"I'm sure she will." She said softly than gently grabbed his hand. "To insure that… let's get the guns away from your father." She said with a bit of an insane look and Sami nodded and jumped up, both of them rushing towards the other room.

"Ah!!" Rei and Minako were screaming in joy as they jumped onto each other, the other two girls doing the same as they watched Usagi rush towards the stage door and to freedom. The audience looked at the four with wonder than at the scene before them. It was something Tokyo had never seen. Tears of joy streamed down Ami's face and she tried to pull on her comrades.

"Come on! Let's go find her!" She cried and the girls rushed to the door when they heard a weird sound. It was the sound of someone clapping. They turned and watched as one person clapping turned into two… than three… than fifteen than the whole audience erupted and Makoto gasped.

"Her reputation is still in tact!!" She cried and they rushed out the door. They ran smack into a retreating Usagi and the five girls fell to the ground painfully.

"Oh my gosh!" Usagi cried trying to get up, adrenaline pumping through her.

"Usagi! You did amazing!" Rei screamed as she grabbed onto the blonde.

"So wonderful!!" Minako cried and Makoto and Ami nodded vigorously as they all clambered on her.

"Your reputation is saved! You won the audience Usagi-chan!" Ami cried happily and Usagi gasped, forgetting totally about her reputation but glad for her parent's sake it was still intact. Luna's head popped out of Minako's bag and vibrant gold eyes met shimmering cobalt.

"I've never been so proud Usagi-chan…" The black ball of fur said softly and Usagi smiled happily and went to take her feline companion out of her trappings.

"True love always wins out!" Makoto cried and than Minako sniffed and began to sob. Usagi blinked looking at her, Luna being pushed over the blonde's shoulder where she quickly jumped out to escape to the floor.

"Minako-chan… why are you crying?" Usagi asked holing onto her and the blonde shook her head miserably.

"I'm selfish…don't ever leave us." Minako cried and the other girls nodded and pathetically began to add in.

"Oh for goodness sakes…" Usagi cried pulling out of the pile of them to stand before them. "You are my personal bodyguards where this body goes… you go… now come on! Help me find my Prince!" Usagi cried, her eyes alive with happiness and the four girls nodded and jumped up, the five racing out of the studio and permanently away from Seduce This, Luna happily on their heels.

"Well… at least you were right about one thing sir." Mr. Kimo said silently watching the five girls race down the hall. "She would make great entertainment." He said with a smirk and Mr. Omoto growled looking at the studio audience leaving in a huff.

"The show is ruined." He gruffed painfully looking at the celebrity retreat to his brothers.

"Yeah it is." Mr. Kimo grinned than he dropped his folders in Mr. Omoto's hands. The executive looked at him with disdain. "I quit." Mr. Kimo smirked and than turned walking down the hall. "Have a nice life Mr. Omoto!" He called over his shoulder and the burly man sighed and let the files fall to the ground.

The five girls raced into the cold streets of Tokyo and towards Juuban.

"I love him! I love him!" Usagi cried happily and the girls laughed following behind her.

"We know! We know!" Makoto grinned and suddenly Usagi stopped as the rounded a corner, leaving downtown Tokyo behind. The four girls slammed to a halt as she faced them, fear coming to her face.

"I can win him can't I? What if he doesn't want me? What if he still hates me?" She asked, her fear beginning to wrap around her happiness and choke its life out.

"I can brain wash him." Luna said calmly and Ami shot a horrified look at the black feline.

"Can you do that?" Rei asked hesitantly and the cat glanced up at them and they wished more at that moment than ever that cats had visible facial expressions. Minako shook her head at them than sucked in a deep breath and glanced over the blonde's shoulder than to her Princess.

"Don't do that. You have to be brave Usagi… be yourself. You have to ask him your highness… Ask him if he hates you or wants you for you… all of you." She whispered and Rei nodded with an encouraging smile. Usagi nodded and gently straightened her back.

"I will… and if he doesn't want me… I'll just use my charm… I can't lose him twice. Death parted us once but a stupid superhero isn't going to part us now!" Usagi said with determination and Ami grinned at her leader as Luna settled happily at their feet looking up at the blonde with happiness and pride.

His heart seemed to explode in his chest and he couldn't wait any longer to speak.

"Usako." The voice was almost whispered on the wind but she would have heard it through a hurricane. A hurricane and a volcano exploding… A hurricane, volcano exploding and the loudest rock band in all of Tokyo.

Usagi froze and her eyes widened in fear as the four girls looked at her with encouraging smiles.

"Go…" Ami whispered and Usagi slowly turned, the wind bustling around them, their hair gently flowing as Usagi faced her destiny. He stood at the end of the street facing her, his hands in his pockets as he stared down at the only women he had ever loved… in both of his lifetimes and he felt his heart beating in his ears and if he couldn't get her in his arms in a few minutes… he might have a nervous breakdown.

"Mamo-chan…" She whispered, every ounce of her hope held in the word as she turned to face him, to face her future.

"How could I ever not want you?" He said quietly, his eyes digging into hers and Usagi let a sob escape her as an infectious smile overtook her features. Tears built in her eyes of true happiness and she let out a squeal and raced towards him. His tiers curled up in a smile and his arms opened in enough time to catch her as she jumped into them. He wrapped around her securely never wanting to let her go.

"Mamo-chan!" She cried happily as tears trickled down her cheeks, her fingers gripping onto him as if he would vanish if she didn't hold on. Motoki rounded the corner as Usagi's cry hit his ear and he skidded to a stop. He watched with a satisfaction and out of breath as his blonde sister-like best friend jumped into his other best friends arms and he leaned against the streetlight and grinned. Finally.

"Help me rule my kingdom my Princess? Let me love you for eternity?" He whispered into her ear and she nodded vigorously as tears of joy spilled from her eyes. She pulled away to stare into his face and saw the small teas forming in his eyes as a smile overtook his face.

Paws hit the pavement in earnest as he rushed towards the crowd. He skidded to a stop next to his partner and let out a breath looking at the four mesmerized girls and the two cuddling monarchs. He raised an eyebrow and looked at his beloved.

"Did I miss much?" He asked next to her and the black feline smiled towards him.

"Just the fulfillment of our duty Artemis." She whispered with contentment and Artemis let out a breath and sagged a bit.

"Oh good I thought it would be something monumental or something…" He hissed and Luna let out a small giggle as Artemis growled.

"I love you Mamo-chan." Usagi cried and he smirked gently stroking her face.

"I know… I saw it on TV." He mumbled and Usagi let out a laugh and jumped into his arms, wrapping her legs around him and he spun her as happiness overtook them that this time they would be able to be together forever… this time nothing would tear them apart because they were on the same planet… and as always fought for the same goal and that was all he needed to know to make their dreams come true.

Rei sighed happily as she leaned against Ami and Minako grinned crossing her arms across her chest.

"Ah a happy ending." Makoto said happily clutching onto Minako and the blonde nodded.

"We need to get that love of his in an airtight contract." She said with a smile and Ami nodded.

"Already drew up a rough draft." She mumbled and the four girls began to walk towards their Prince and Princess.

"Oh is there a clause in there saying I can burn him if he cheats on her?" Rei asked eagerly and Makoto nodded.

"Oh hey flames and lightning go well together… put me in on that clause!" She cried and Minako nodded.

"We also need a clause that says no matter what we have to be by her side forever." She said sturdily and Ami grinned as she looked at the two kissing monarchs and she smiled, the Moon hovering over them.

"That clause is already in our contracts." She smiled and the four Senshi nodded. Their Princess would never leave them and they… would never leave her.

The end.

Seriously.

The Real end.