Disclaimer: ToS don't belong to me yada yada yada.
(A ToS fanfic by me, wahoo! Loopie-do! Ahem, since I'm sick and tired of typing my FFTA fanfic, guess I'll start something else while everyone whines about that story. This story is based off of one of my favorite movies, "The Hot Chick," but the settings, the plot and the items have changed drastically, so it's nothing like, "The Hot Chick," but has the same concept. This story has a little bit of almost everything. Humor, drama, romance, suspense, etc., and I'll add in a little funny skit to end a chapter. That's why I set the genre to "General/Humor." But I'm sure you don't care...on with the story!)
1) Inside Zelos' House
Having rescued the princess of Tethe'alla and having a great time at the dinner party, Lloyd and company decided to stay in Meltokio for a while to wash away the worries of the current events. Because of the celebration and the overflow of people at the dinner party, most of the inns and the taverns are booked and the waiting list ranged about two-hundred people. Although it was a terribly a bad idea, Lloyd and his friends decided to stay at Zelos' condo for a couple of days. No point of dressing back to their original clothing with him around!
"Welcome back Master Zelos and friends of Sir Bud." Sebatian greeted.
"Evenin' evenin', my man, go ahead and set up the rooms for my dudes and my hunnies." Zelos commanded.
"Yes, Master." the butler elegantly walks up the stairs and enters one of the rooms. Lloyd elbows Zelos' side, hard.
"Hey! What was that for!?" Zelos cried.
"Your butler of yours has got to stop calling me 'Bud!'" Lloyd exclaimed.
"What's wrong with calling you Bud?" Genis asked.
"It's not my name!"
"It's funny when he calls you Bud, Lloyd!" Colette added.
Zelos puts an arm around Lloyd, "See? There you go! Now if you would excuse me, my friends, I'd like to take a bubble bath."
Lloyd almost choked listening to him and pushes him away, "Man, you didn't have to tell us THAT, you know!"
"You hunnies can join me if you want." Zelos says in a low, sassy voice.
Raine just scoffs and walks away, "I'll pass."
"Err...no thanks." Sheena follows Raine.
"I do not have the need for a bath." Presea breathed.
"I've never been in a bubble bath before! Is it fun?" Colette jumped.
"Of course it's fun, especially with me around!" Zelos winked at Colette.
Lloyd forms a sweat drop and drags Colette away, "Don't listen to him, Colette!"
"I want a bubble bath, I want a bubble bath!" Colette is trying to pull away from Lloyd.
"C'mon, Lloyd, you already lost, let her go." Zelos takes off his belt.
"So you can lay your slimy body all over her? No way! I'm not doing it!"
"Hey, don't talk about my body that way, dude. Besides, you know I won't do that to her."
"I still don't trust you!"
While Lloyd and Zelos are arguing about the bubble bath, Regal and Genis sits on a couch in front of a fireplace.
"Geez, a fight with Lloyd and Zelos is always endless!" Genis complained.
"That points out that they're good friends." Regal pointed out.
"If we have friends like that, who needs enemies!?" Genis calms down and gets closer to the fire. "Say Regal, have you ever argued with anybody in particular?"
"I prefer not to disclose that, mind you."
"Oh...sorry. It's just that every time I argue with somebody, I just-"
"Hello Genis, hello Regal. Can I sit?"
A spine chill goes through Genis' back as Presea appeared behind them. "Yes! Sure! Right here!" Genis moves right next to Regal, making space for another person to sit on the couch.
"Thank you." she sits right next to the flustering Genis, her voice sounds weak and feeble.
"You don't seem yourself, Presea. Is something wrong?" Regal asked.
"I'm so cold...I've never been cold...before..." Presea shivered.
"Would you like me to hug you!?" Genis yelled and rather quickly.
"Well...I..." Presea started to say.
"You need warmth, right!? So you need another person to help!"
Regal realized what Genis is doing and smiled.
"...well, if you would, of course!" Genis lets out a little chuckle.
"Yes...I would like that..."
Genis began flustering so much that he didn't realize that Regal had already left. Presea moves closer to Genis and rests her head upon his shirt. His heart is pounding ever so fast! He then slowly puts his arms around Presea's cold body and puts his head next to hers.
"Genis?"
"Uh..y-yes, Presea?"
"I feel so warm, there's something about you that relaxes me..."
"R-really?"
Presea doesn't reply back.
"Presea?" Genis looks at Presea's face, she's asleep. He's about to form tears. "Presea." he whispered, "I...I love you..."
Presea cuddles around Genis and smiled.
At the other side of the house, Sheena and Raine are sitting in the dining room looking at Genis and Presea at the fireplace.
"Aww...look at them! They're so cute!" Sheena said.
"Yeah..." Raine sighs and takes off her small glasses, she places it on the table. She rubs her eyes due to her sleepiness.
Sheena looked at Raine, "You don't look so happy, is it because of Genis?"
"Sadly yes. He's growing before my eyes."
"I wish I had a younger brother or a younger sister so I can feel the way you're feeling right now, but it sounds like a bad thing."
Raine looks at the shadows of Genis and Presea, "No, he's going to have to face it one way or the other. I can't stop him."
"Yeah," Sheena stands, "you know what? I'm tired, I'm off to bed."
"Good night, Sheena." Raine called as Sheena walks upstairs and enters a room labeled, "Hunnies."
Upstairs, Lloyd and Colette stood right next to a room labeled, "Dudes."
"Colette, whatever you do, keep this on your hand." Lloyd gives Colette some strands of something.
"What is it?"
"A lock of my hair."
"What's this for? A good luck charm?"
"No. This is my symbol of trust. If I were to be trusted upon, I keep this on my hand. If I were to break someone's trust, I'd shave off my hair."
Colette looks at Lloyd's head, "Well, I'm glad you never broke anybody's trust!" she smiled.
"Now, I'm giving this to you, don't let that idiot do anything to you," Lloyd tapes his hair onto Colette's hand. "I trust you."
"Would you shave off MY hair if I broke your trust?"
"No, you dork! I'm not that stupid! I...just...just don't lose this...and my trust!"
Colette grasps the lock of hair, "Thank you, Lloyd, for caring so much for me."
"I just can't believe I'm letting you go!" Lloyd pats Colette's shoulder and enters the "Dudes" room without saying "Good night." Colette looks at the small strand of Lloyd's hair once again and clenches it.
"I will always trust you, Lloyd..."
"Colette, my hunny, it's bubble bath time!" Zelos yelled from the bathroom.
Colette suddenly forgot about everything and got excited, "Yay! Bubble bath!" Colette runs to the bathroom, where mist was surrounding the area, and she shuts the door.
R(yu) W(arrior): Alrighty! Chapter 1 finished!
Lloyd: No way!
RW: Huh?
Lloyd: No way!
RW: Who the hell is doing that!?
(Sheena appears holding a plushy Lloyd doll and squeezes it)
Lloyd: No way!
Sheena: Hey, RW! Look what I got!
Lloyd: No way!
RW: Dammit, Sheena! If you squeeze that thing one more time-
Colette: Ahh!! KAWAII!! A Lloyd plushy doll! (Snatches the doll from Sheena and squeezes it)
Lloyd: No way!
Sheena: Hey! That's MY doll! Get your own!
The real Lloyd: No way!
RW: (sigh) I need to get out of here...
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Lloyd: No way!