Forte's Getting Nothing for Christmas

~by Shimegami-chan

Based on the song "Nuttin' for Christmas" and rated PG-13 for language. :) Enjoy!

I broke my met on Iceman's head;

Somebody bitched at me.

I hid some flint in Bombman's bed;

Somebody bitched at me.

I spilled some oil on Heatman's rug;

I made Topman eat a bug;

Punched that Clownman's ugly mug

Somebody bitched at me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas

Wily is just a little mad

Well, I never got nothin' for Christmas

So why shouldn't I just be bad?

I stomped around on Plantman's plants

somebody bitched at me.

Stole Dr. Cossack's underpants

somebody bitched at me.

I tied a knot in Springman's springs

Tarnished all of Ringman's rings

Cut off both of Shademan's wings

But somebody bitched at me. -_-

Oh, I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas

Wily and Gospel are mad

Hell, I never get nothin' for Christmas

So why shouldn't I just be bad?

I won't be seeing Santa Claus;

Somebody bitched at me.

And prob'ly shot on sight because

Somebody bitched at me.

Next year I'll be going straight;

Next year I'll be good, just wait

I'm just bored now, it's far too late;

They've already bitched at me!

So you better hide, whatever you do

You little blue pest, I'm coming after you!

You'll get a faceful of plasma for Christmas. :D