Budget Troubles

By: Sheltie


I don't own Naruto at all

A/N: okay, here we go. It's been quite a while since I've done some Naruto oneshots. Thought I should get back to doing some. I know it's short, but hey, cut me some slack. Haven't done one of these in a while.


Tsunade was glaring hard at the two in front of her.

"Do you two have something to say for yourselves?" she asked in a hard tone.

In front of the Fifth Hokage was one Naruto Uzumaki and Tenten.

"Don't see what the big deal is" Naruto grumbled.

"Look brat, every time damage is done to a training field it needs to be fixed. That means we need to spend money to pay shinobi who've got the elemental jutsu to repair the damage done" Tsunade said.

"Then why don't ya just do that" Naruto said.

Tsunade slammed her fist onto the desk which made it crack.

"Because brat there's a budget for that and we've burn through half of it" Tsunade said.

"So?" Naruto said.

Tsunade held herself from throttling the brat.

"You don't seem to get it brat" she snarled.

Naruto tilted his head, confused.

"Naruto" Tenten murmured.

"Eh, yeah" Naruto said turning to her.

"What lady Tsunade means that because of our, um, vigorous training sessions that we've destroyed many training grounds that have been fixed up. But because of the amount of damage we've done to them it's draining the budget" Tenten said.

"Huh, oh, okay" Naruto said slowly as his brain was piecing things together.

"She gets it brat" Tsunade commented.

"But I still don't get what that means I mean just because we fu-" Naruto began, but his mouth was covered by the blushing face of the weapons mistress.

"Naruto" she pleaded.

Naruto just nodded and his mouth was uncovered.

"Look you two. Don't go to any more training grounds got it" Tsunade said, "if you two want to, you know, then do it at each other's places or a hotel or something."

"No can do granny" Naruto began as a bulging vein appeared on her forehead for being called that name, "we get a lot of noise complaints when that happens."

Tsunade was about to call bullshit on that, but then remembered the stack of papers that were noise complaints. They weren't specific on what was causing the noise just that it was very loud.

"And we've been banned from numerous hotels because of, um, our activities" Tenten muttered embarrassed.

"Yeah, we hold the record too" Naruto said with pride.

"Naruto" Tenten murmured with red cheeks.

Tsunade sighed as she wished she had some saké, but Shizune had discovered her latest hiding spot and confiscated it.

End


A/N: Thanks for reading and please review.