And this here is chapter three. I forgot to mention this during the last chapter, but up until the Tenrou Arc, Naruto isn't really going to have much problems in a fight, yes he'll struggle a bit, but ultimately he'll come out on top. Anyways please enjoy this chapter. (It has part of ServicePolicy's story in it, but it's mostly mine)
(Two years later)
A fourteen year old Erza Scarlet stood excitedly in front of a train in Clover Town's train station. A backpack twice the size of her body slung over her shoulders. Her long scarlet hair was now tied up into a long braid behind her back. She wore a white eye patch which was covering her right eye, a simple breastplate armor that hid her upper body. A white skirt that covers her dark blue trousers which was tucked into her brown combat boots. On her side was a sword that was being held up tightly by a brown belt. The redhead softly inhaled the smell of oil and metal that was floating in the air, today was the day she will leave for her journey to Fairy Tail. She turned around with a smile to the elder man and her blonde companion for the last year and a half who was standing not so far behind her.
Erza bowed her head in gratitude, "Thank you for everything, Rayleigh-san!"
Rayleigh chuckled as he brushed her off. The redhead had changed a lot in these past 2 years. She had developed a strict personality and she would always take every little thing way too seriously. The girl had gotten a lot stronger and excels at everything he taught her, all she needed now was the experience of being in a real battle. "No need to thank me," He said before noticing the people around them gawking at her backpack. Rayleigh felt sweats bead down his forehead, "Is that backpack really necessary?"
Erza nodded with a serious face, "Yes, everything in here is very important." She stated.
The elderly man strokes his bearded chin before raising an eyebrow, "Couldn't you just store it using your Requip Magic?" He asked.
The redhead shook her head with seriousness, "No, my storage space is full."
Naruto laughed, "I would imagine, all those weapons and suits of armor you bought do take up a lot of space." Naruto said.
"Shut it Naruto." she scowled at the blonde, her cheeks burning a slight red in embarrassment.
Rayleigh smiled and shook his head before reaching into his silver hooded cloak. The eye patched girl raised her eyebrow when she saw her mentor pulled out a small white paper with his name written on it. Rayleigh noticed the questioning look on her face. "This is a Vivre Card. They will point to and move towards each other no matter where they are in the world, allowing one to always be able to tell in which direction the other person is," He explained before pulling out a lighter and lit the card on fire. Erza stared with surprise when the card did not ignite. "This card is completely waterproof and fireproof, but it can be torn and given to a person that one would be separated from." He added before giving it to the girl, "The card also display the life force of their owner. If the life of the person who gave the Vivre Card is vanishing, the card will begin to burn. It will grow back to its original size if the person recovers." He finished.
Erza nodded. She was about to thank him but was interrupted by the announcement.
'The train at platform 07 will be departing to Oshibana in 10 minutes'
The announcement echoed through the busy station. Naruto, Erza, and Rayleigh turned their attention towards each other, and the elderly man gave the redhead a smile.
"You better get on before it departs," He suggested.
"Yeah, go and have a couple of adventures before I come ok." Naruto said smiling.
"Are you sure that you want to stay here and not come to Fairy Tail yet Naruto?" she asked the blonde.
"Yeah. Besides I still have a lot to learn about Haki from the old timer here. That's why I have to stay. If I am going to become a Fairy Tail wizard, I have to have a better control over my power." he answered smiling.
"Don't think about trying to pass me up through learning more about Haki you blonde jerk." she threatened.
"Oh trust me, if I had it my way, I'd peer into his mind and take all he had on the topic." Naruto said. It was true, he wasn't as adapt at using Observation or Armament Haki but he still beat her thanks to his Conqueror's Haki as she found she never had it, "Now get going, you're bout to miss the train." he urged.
Erza nodded before hopping on the train. She turned around and thanked him one more time, "Thank you for taking care of me Rayleigh-san, stay safe Naruto!" she called out.
"I will." Naruto responded.
Rayleigh chuckled as he waved his hand at her, "Be sure to come and visit sometimes alright?" He requested.
The redhead nodded, "I will and I shall tell you all about my adventures when we meet again." She promised.
With that said, she turned around and walked into the train's corridor. Rayleigh could only sweat dropped when he saw Erza struggled to get her backpack through the narrow door. He shook his head and smiled as the train started to depart. Rayleigh turned back towards the exit before heading out of the station with a tired sigh, "Alright boy, let's get this training of your's done and over with ok. I need the peace and quiet, and the second I get you out I can drink and whore my life away as intended." the pirate laughed.
"Pssh, old man you were doing that long before you ever came here." the seventeen year old laughed back.
"Damn straight." Raleigh laughed out.
(Six Months Later)
Soon, days for Naruto got harder and longer, and the training got a lot rougher. Naruto currently stood in a clearing holding a simple gold staff in his hand as he and Raleigh fought with weapons. He had originally wanted a bisento like Whitebeard had back when he was alive, but apparently they didn't make weapons that large at the forge. So, he had gotten a large golden staff to use in a fight. Turns out, gold was very conductive and he could even change the form of this staff if he used the right electrical properties. He could turn this thing into anything he desired, weapon wise that is, if he knew how to use it.
"Luminous Impact" Naruto yelled as he swung the staff down and conjured up a powerful thunderbolt that flew at the old pirate teaching him. Raleigh flashed out of the way and appeared in front of Naruto, and the blonde grunted as he made a hole in his body to avoid the Haki infused hit that would surely hit him and then ducked under a kick before he coated his arm in a purplish aura, Armament Haki, and thrust his hand out to meet the other fist as he allowed his lightning to manifest along his arm. Raleigh gave a grunt as he got hurled back and slid across the ground before he managed to come to a stop.
The old pirate coughed a bit before he wiped his lips, small droplets of blood coating the back of his hand, and shook himself. Naruto stopped upon seeing the state his mentor was in, "You sure you can go on old man. I mean, with all that's been happening these last couple months and all..." he trailed off.
"Bah, it's fine. Nothing to trouble yourself over kid." the pirate said smiling.
"Ok then." Naruto said shrugging.
"Hmph, you should be thanking me. If it wasn't for my lesson's I'm sure all you'd know about that Logia is that you'd be able to turn into it and you'd depend on the Gura-Gura more than you should." Raleigh snorted.
"Meh, you got a point." Naruto nodded in acknowledgement. It was true, he used to rely to much on his Paramecia Devil Fruit too much before he begun to learn how to use his Logia Class devil fruit. He had to say, the guy that had it before him sure was a monster. To conjure up thunderstorms and even controlling three Conqueror Haki users, this guy had to have been something short of amazing.
Raleigh nodded his head, "Ok then,I guess this concludes our final lesson. I have nothing more to teach you about your devil fruits or even your Haki." he said.
Naruto sighed, "You sure you can't teach me anything else. I know I've had a bit more time learning from you than Erza, but I'm sure that I have more to learn."
Raleigh shook his head, "The only lesson you must learn now is how you shape your future. How time molds you and teaches you is the one thing I can't teach you. That era, is for you to discover and learn about." he told the young man.
Naruto nodded his head, "I understand, and thank you for everything Raleigh. I'll always use what you taught me for a good purpose." he promised.
"Ha ha, I know you will boy. Now go and have an adventure and make your own treasures." Raleigh said smiling brightly.
Naruto walked over to the cottage with the aged pirate, he was reaching 88 soon(1); and even he could feel his age starting to reach him, and helped Raleigh sit on a couch, "Let me get a meal for you and then get some rest. I'll be heading out shortly to go to Fairy Tail." he said.
"Hmph, youngsters these days, so full of youth it's almost nostalgic to me." Raleigh chuckled before coughing violently.
"You sure you're going to bo ok old timer?" Naruto asked.
"Bah, I'll be fine. Just old."
"That I can see, just take it easy ok." Naruto said before preparing the meal. After handing it off, Naruto gave a final farewell and left, closing the door shut behind him. It'd be the last time they saw each other. And soon Naruto found himself wondering across Fiore. His trusty staff in hand, and nothing more.
XxX
He was lost, there was no way he wasn't lost. This is one of those moments that he had taken a left when he was supposed to go right, isn't it?. All that he could see for miles at a time was mountain, mountain and more mountain, it was so damn annoying. "AAH, IT SHOULDN'T TAKE THAT LONG TO REACH A FUCKING GUILDHALL!" Naruto yelled out.
This unfortunately had the effect of waking a creature lurking in the forest of Mount Zonia, the one beast that never should be disturbed, a beast so feared it is written as The Black Dragon in the Book of Apocalypse.
-Play: Cult To Follow; Down-
The dragon had heard the teens ranting, and could only feel disgusted that humans had decided to send a mere child after him this time. However, that still didn't take away the act that someone dared come to his territory and disturb his silence. So, with that, the greatest dragon in existence (Or so he told himself) flared his black as night wings open and unleashed a loud roar that shook the heavens and threatened to tear the earth apart. After this, the great dragon spread its wings wide before it burst from its hideaway and took to the air. Real soon, it would learn that he was no longer at the top of the food chain as somebody new had awoken to the world of battle.
XxX
Naruto grumbled as he pushed past another brush and stumbled into a, surprisingly large, clearing that allowed him to see for quite the distance. Naruto nodded in satisfaction, "Alright, this is more like it." he said as he begun to scan his surroundings, "Alright, let's see here Fiore is over there, Bosco is to my right, Giltina is just south. So the dragon heading towards me leads to Zonia..." he trailed off and gained a confused look. Dragon? What the fuck, where did that shit-for-brains come from? A loud roar unleashed from the Black Dragon's maw tore the ground asunder and then Naruto felt his feet leave the ground as he was hurled away.
As Naruto finally came to a stop he stood up snarling, "Now why the hell'd you go and do something like that for?!" he roared out, "Now, you've pissed me off!" he yelled out, lightning crackling around his body as he summoned his lightning, "You're gonna pay for that!" and with that, he vanished with a thunderclap. As Naruto ran, he picked up his staff and appeared before Acnologia's face, drawing the weapon back, "Luminous Forge" Naruto yelled as he surged his lightning through the rod causing it to transform into a trident. Not done yet, he surged his earthquake based powers through each solitary tip causing the white bubbles of destruction to wrap around the three points of the trident.
After they popped, Naruto drew his arm back and surged his lightning into the rod, enhancing its already lethal power, and then hurled the weapon at the dragon of destruction. The impact shook the land as the attack connected and the air shattered before giving off powerful lightning strikes. Acnologia, this time, actually found himself flying back as he crashed onto his back and rolled away. Not stopping his attack, Naruto vanished once more in a clap of thunder as he appeared before the dragon, drawing his fist back as he gathered his immense power and once more combined it together with his lightning, "Raijin no Tettsui Gekishin (Thunder God's Hammer Quake)" Naruto called as he evoked a colossal lightning bolt to strike the dragon with tremendous force.
The impact once more shattered the air, and surprisingly indented Acnologia's stomach, as lightning burst forth at Naruto's command and blasted him in the chest. The earth was soon being torn apart as the earthquake burst into existence, splitting apart by the seams as Naruto unleashed more of his power. However, Acnologia hadn't gotten the name 'Black Dragon of the Apocalypse' for nothing and soon recovered as he stopped sliding across the ground. This human... sure was interesting. It had actually done some minor damage to him. That Lightning, there was no form of magic inside it at all, and the air shattering ability, it was extremely powerful.
So powerful in fact that it actually pushed him back a bit. Oh sure the first time he didn't see it coming, but the second time he simply wanted to see what it was capable of. He found himself wanting now. How long had it been since he truly enjoyed a battle? Many many years, centuries in fact, since someone posed a actual threat to him. Drawing his head back and gathering his magic, Acnologia prepared a Breath Attack. Since this human was so generous to allow Acnologia to push himself this far, he'd indulge him by showing him his place at his feet like a mere mortal should be when in the presence of a god... er dragon.
Unleashing the attack, Naruto found his eyes widening as it raced towards him and drew both his arms back. He knew that he wouldn't be able to dodge it as the attack was just too damn fast to get away from. Roaring out, Naruto slammed both fists in front of him and the world felt destruction as it impacted a crack in the air and detonated. The blast consumed Naruto instantly before it swallowed up Acnologia. The mountainous area was crushed to rubble as natural disaster met pure power, and clouds begun to fill the skies as the immense energies filled the air, choking the sky as the energy filled the atmosphere with thick dark thunderclouds.
As the light show-er blast died down, Acnologia shook his head to clear his eyes and saw no sign of his opponent. Hmph, so it truly was just a mere feeling after all. How pathetic. However, a loud yell from above caused Acnologia's eyes to slightly widen as Naruto slammed both his hands down upon the dragon's skull as hard as he could, and shattered the air once again as he drove his fists into the very same cracks causing the world to shatter and shake from his command. Acnologia's head suddenly gained immediate intimacy with the ground at his feet before he felt a powerful headache, for probably the first time in centuries, nearly shatter his skull.
Not done yet, Naruto raised his hand to the sky and commanded the thunder inside the clouds, "Come forth and destroy this monster of simpleminded destruction, "Kirin" Naruto yelled out. For some reason, he felt like he knew about attacks he never seen or heard of, but felt like he knew them intimately. Bursting from the heavens above a dragon made of raw electricity raced down to the ground and impacted so powerfully the explosion lit up the entire mountain range. Sensing his staff Naruto used the magnetic properties of his lightning to simply call it back to his hands and reshaped it back to proper form, it had after all nearly melted.
However, this also had the effect of dispersing the thunderclouds overhead, their energy now spent and used by Naruto's immense attack. Acnologia sent magic through his body to rapidly heal the damage done to him. That attack just now, it was far more powerful than it looked. It had fried a lot of nerves in his body, and since it was all natural energy to begin with, he couldn't simply avoid it as the magic could be deflected from his hard scales. This human, how was he so strong at such a young age? It just didn't make any sense, he was supposed to be the strongest being in the entire world. Getting to his feet through sheer force of will, Acnologia unleashed a roar so mighty that the mountains around shattered and fell into piles of rubble.
"How... Just how are you doing this to me? I am the strongest being alive, and yet you have already done so much to me!" he raged.
Naruto merely smirked, "Cuz I'm Naruto-Fucking-Uzumaki that's how." he responded.
"Then die, worthless insect!" Acnologia roared as he spread his wings widely, "Illuminate the heavens and wreak havoc upon the world... Etarnaru Furea (Eternal Flare)" commanded Acnologia. And then, it begun. Shining lights illuminated the heavens before breaking through the sky forming streaks of light before crashing down and exploding.
Naruto merely cocked a brow. Seriously, this was a dumb move on his part. Lightning was his domain, and he dared to-er sorry, fucking god complex. Anyways, Naruto reached a hand out and gazed at the streaks of light and gripped his fingers into a claw before he yelled as he thrust his hand back at Acnologia. Now, what came next was a utterly humiliating look from Acnologia as his own attack was used against him. See, Naruto could sense the electrical energy that Acnologia used each time he attacked him. It was how he survived the Breath Attack, he simply stood as it overpowered his attack and simply allowed it to wash over him like water.
Surprising isn't it, Acnologia the strongest existence using only lightning based attacks fighting against the ruler over all forms of lightning.(2) Naruto watched almost pityingly as Acnologia was bombarded with his own attack and could only wince as each explosion rocked the Dragon King and Strongest Creature in Existence. However, Naruto could openly admit he was surprised as Acnologia quickly made the attack stop and glared at him, "Not bad, but I think I should inform you that I rule over the element of Lightning. It sucks to say it, but it's true. Any form of electricity is placed under my command due to my ability." he told the dragon.
Acnologia growled, "So, you're holding back on me, that's just pathetic. I am the strongest being in existence, how can a mere human boast such power against me, Acnologia the Black Dragon of the Apocalypse?" demanded the dragon.
-Play; Pop Evil: Ex Machina-
"Yeah, I've been holding back a lot actually." Naruto said shrugging as the dragon growled at him. Gripping his staff Naruto vanished in a bolt of lightning before he appeared in front of the dragon. Holding the staff in his hands, Naruto surged both his electricity and his seismic energy into the blade making it glow a purple color and smashed on end into Acnologia's head before striking the other end into the top of the dragon's head and then slamming it into the bottom of his arrowhead-like chin. Spinning it around, Naruto gave a yell as he then unleashed the energy he had gathered into the staff as he gathered it all together in one end and smashed it as hard as he could into the left side of Acnologia's jaw.
The air not only shattered, but so too did the ground and heavens as Naruto unleashed a devastating attack on the Black Dragon of the Book of Apocalypse. Lightning surged through the air as the land was torn asunder. Naruto growled as he dug deeper into the crack and suddenly a large crack begun to form before suddenly the ground begun to deform as a massive earthquake burst into existence. The land buckled in and collapsed as Naruto unleashed his most devastating attack "I'm not done yet. You'll learn the reason you should have never attacked me!" Naruto said as lightning begun to spark around his body rapidly, "HAAAH!~" he roared out as lightning burst out and around his body, destroying everything that each bolt touched, melting the ground as a bight light begun to radiate from Naruto's position.
Suddenly Naruto begun to increase in size exponentially as his body begins to transform into a gigantic Raijin-looking thunder god made of pure electricity. Now radiating well over 300,000,000 volts of electricity, Naruto stood before the dragon at a staggering 45 feet tall and bursting to the seams with power. Naruto raised a hand and gathered his energy, "It's time to end this." he declared, "I hate to say it, but you actually are staring to bore me." he said before he unleashed a devastating blast of electricity. Acnologia roared in pain as the lightning begun to fry his nerves and at the same time flew back from the sheer strength of the blast.
As Acnologia crashed into a mountain, a bright explosion erupted and swallowed everything around.
XxX
Olivia Dreyar groaned in annoyance. She just had to listen to Bickslow and take a job near the one place she knew was off limits. And ho had she ended up on Sacred Mount Zonia where a GIGANTIC human that somehow transformed itself into lightning, and a Dragon known as the Dragon of Apocalypse. She had no clue. Her friends of the Thunder Legion grunted as they ducked behind the gigantic boulder and the barrier Freed had erected to protect them. Olivia is very tail being at around 5'6 with long blond hair and blue eyes. She wears red diamond earrings and is usually seen wearing a magenta shirt with a dark red vest on the outside covered with black and gold linings and markings with a white handkerchief shoved in the center to hide her cleavage. She wears a black skirt with gold linings and wears long black stockings with black boots.
Evergreen grunted as the monster of a man smashed a giant ass lightning bolt into the dragon of apocalypse. This guy... he had to be beyond the level of a Ten Wizard Saint. Not only did he openly admit that he had complete and utter control over all things concerning the element of Lightning, he also had a ability to shatter the air like glass and create powerful and utterly devastating shockwave's that tore the land apart. And that Magic Staff of his also had the ability to channel his abilities in combat. This guy was the definition of a monster. Evergreen looked to Olivia, "Olivia, we have to get out of here. If we stay a moment longer we'll be caught in the crossfire and could get hurt!" she cried.
Olivia nodded her head and went to open her mouth. But before she could respond a powerful explosion of light consumed the group causing them to lose their eyes as tightly as they could before the light washed over them.
-End; Pop Evil: Ex Machina-
Naruto opened his eyes and shook his head. He had returned to normal, and he could only wince as he looked at the devastation he had wrought around himself. Acnologia was fried to the point he had passed out from the sheer pain most likely. Then there was the devastation he had caused using his seismic energy, it wasn't pretty. Half of the mountain range had collapsed during the battle and half the forest was gone also from Acnologia's attacks. See, the reason he had turned back to his normal form was because he had yet to truly master his 'Lightning God Mode' as he called it. So far it could only last for a few moments at most, but hopefully soon that could change to several minutes or even a hour or so.
He was good fighting and controlling his lightning powers, but he didn't have such good control over them yet as they were just so strong. Besides, he had actually just discovered he could turn into a full on Lightning God a few weeks ago when he was training himself after letting Raleigh get his rest so he knew he needed the work. He groaned as he looked at the state of his clothes, and sighed. Looks like he'd have to go through his stash again. The one good thing about his 'Lightning God Mode' is that it was so powerful, bad news was it never allowed him to use his earthquakes or Haki (Not that he had tried combining Haki with that form yet) and it always destroyed his cloths to the bare minimum.
A coughing sound drew his attention and he turned to see four teens roughly the same age him standing next to a rock. Naruto blinked once, twice, thrice before he spoke, "Ok, who the hell are you guys?"
"Us, we should be asking you that you jerk!" Olivia exclaimed brashly, "And what the hell was up with that?" she asked.
"What's up whit what?" he asked confused.
"You challenging Acnologia the way you did, do you know he carries a vengeance a mile wide. He's wiped entire countries off the map just for fun. And what do you do, you go and... and... and hand him... his... ass..." she trailed off before her eyes widened, "Holy shit he just kicked a dragon's ass." she said.
"Meh, he wasn't that tough. Sure he was strong but I think he was just overconfident in his abilities and that's what bit him in the ass." Naruto said shrugging.
"Uh, guys I hate to be a party popper for this guy kicking the dragon's ass, but can we please leave before he recovers?" Bickslow asked.
"Yeah, and I for one don't look forward to round two between them." Evergreen said.
Freed nodded his head in agreement, "Yes please Olivia, we must make haste and get you out of harms way before the beast gets up again." the green haired teen said.
"You need to stop talking like a old man." Bickslow told his friend with a laugh.
Naruto simply gave them all a look, "You guys, he's out cold, he's not getting up any time soon." he pointed out, "Besides, I'm pretty sure that the job you had taken has failed due to the fact I showed up and did... that." he said. He then looked around in confusion as he realized he was missing something, "Hold on a second, where's my staff?" he asked.
"Uh, I believe that it melted away upon your transformation into the giant made of lightning." Freed said.
Naruto's voice carried out across the area, "DAMMIT, AND I JUST GOT THAT TOO!" and this was shortly followed by the laughter of one Olivia Dreyar laughing at his expense.
XxX
That night as they camped out, Naruto formerly introduced himself to the group of four and they in turn introduced themselves. They shared some knowledge on themselves and of course Naruto explained his abilities as best he could, he was still learning how to properly control his Haki, but he was making progress. Olivia begun to wave her hands rapidly, "Wait a second, you mean to tell me that your lightning abilities and those earthuake powers came from a couple of fruits, magic fruit? I don't believe this." she said shaking her head.
"Uh, I hate to be the bearer of bad news Olivia, but Magic Fruits do exists. Though I never imagined them being capable of giving off such powerful abilities before. Mainly it gives bursts of magic, but those go away almost immediately after the magic absorbed is used by the eater expels the magic." Freed said thoughtfully.
Naruto shrugged, "Well, according to the old man that I was being taught by a few weeks ago, these are supposed to be permanent gifts until I die and then the power of the fruits leaves my body and find a new fruit to reside in and then the cycle continues after that fruit is eaten by somebody." Naruto said, "I don't really get it but that sounds like a magic fruit to me." he stated.
"Indeed." Evergreen said in agreement.
Bickslow gave a loud yawn, "I think it's time we hit the hay, it's late as heck and I wanna see how the old man reacts to this when we get back to the guild." he said chuckling.
"Really, you guys are in a guild, which one?" he asked.
"Fairy Tail, the greatest guild in all Firoe." Evergreen said smiling happily.
"That is so coincidental, I myself was heading there to join cuz a friend of mine wanted to go there. I'm sure she joined already, but I can't wait to see it myself." Naruto said smiling.
"Really, does this friend of yours have a name?" Freed asked.
"Yeah, her names Erza, Erza Scarlet." he said.
"Huh, I didn't know that little spitfire had such a powerful friend like you." Olivia said smirking.
"I actually ain't that strong you guys." Naruto said honestly.
"The hell you aren't!" exclaimed the shorter blonde, "Dude, you took on Acnologia, the Acnologia called the Blacl Dragon of the Book of Apocalypse. That's not something one can simply say. I mean, anybody who's faced that dragon has died, you are the first, the first, person to ever not only encounter him; but you kicked his ass hard. That automatically places you at the top of the food chain here." she said.
Naruto gave a laugh, "I know I did, but I still have a lot to learn about these powers I have, I know that the minute I gain full control over them, I can do just about anything." Naruto said smiling.
Olivia smirked, "You better find a way, cuz you'r fucking teaching me the 'Lightning Giant' technique you got." she said as she laid down, "Night guys." she said as she closed her eyes.
Naruto gave a chuckle at that, "I guess it wouldn't hurt to try." he said as he laid down on the ground and closed his eyes. Soon, he let sleep take him to the land of dreams.
-Mindscape-
Naruto groaned as he looked around, "Ok, this dream officially sucks." he complained.
"Naruto..." a deep voice whispered out.
"Ok... I'm officially going insane..." he whispered to himself.
"Follow the sound of my voice, Naruto..." the voice said.
"Ok... I guess that since I'm dreaming, I might as well do it. I mean, it's not like a dream can kill me." he said shrugging. It didn't take him long to reach a strange destination, a large cage of thick steel bars that stood tall as... well a mountain, "This isn't one of those moments that a giant red eye opens and a deep scary voice goes boo right?" Naruto asked himself.
And as if Murphy was fucking him, a giant red eye opened up and a deep voice spoke the word, "Boo!" to him.
Now let it not be said he didn't warn himself about it, cuz he did. However, in the end, he still screamed like a bitch, "AAAAAHHHHHHH!~" in a high squeaky voice.
Suddenly a loud booming laighter rang through the corridor of Naruto's mind, "Ah, it's been so long since I've done that." the voice said heartily. The strange voice stopped laughing to stare at the extremely surprised Naruto, "Hello Naruto, been several years since we last spoke." it said.
And Kurama comes in for the win. Please like and review and I will see you all, later.
1 I know that in the original timeline he's roughly 80-ish, here I'm making him just a bit older so that the second I do oust him, it doesn't make a big impact. Yes I know spoiler alert the old man dies yes i see it.
2 So I'm sure you pretty much guessed it, Acnologia in this story is a Lightning Dragon (Slayer) so his fight against Naruto never was meant to go his way. He's strong no doubt about that, but against somebody like Naruto (A person he's never fought against), he's F to the U to the C to the K to the E to the D, FUCKED. Now this is merely a fight to show Acnologia his place, I'm sure in the future he'll learn not to mess with our Ninja-Jesus Naruto.