This will be the main series as of today that will be small stories centered around Europa as she develops into the CPU of the future, however, it's never as easy as that. A bumpy road lies ahead paved with rattles, pasta flinging chaos, and smelly diapers. This story will also contain side chapters that peer into the lives of the CPUs from Ultra.

Chapter 1: Nighttime Pamper

A restless night was in the air. Loud dream shattering wails of an infant girl that could not be left ignored. How could those shouts be ignored? While not only was it a cruel injustice, that little girl had the energy and lungs to power a whole gaming console for hours.

All this took place in a little room decorated with all the love in the world, but across from that room...

"Noire... Noire... Noire..." said a purple-haired girl as she forced open her heavy eyes.

"W-what?" Came the delirious words of her wife, Noire. She had surprisingly fallen asleep fast that night, and she couldn't help but puff her cheeks out at being forced awake.

"Euri is restless tonight, too. Last night was my turn... now it's your turn," yawned Neptune who cutely shifted her body to face away from her wife in victory.

Noire narrowed her eyes at her wife but made no argument. She forced her body to respond to her wishes after hearing Euri's continued cries from both the hallway and the baby monitor.

She expressed a yawn before getting out of bed, and into the dark hallway. A thing to note about Noire, she had on a lavender nightgown with her hair undone from her twin tails.

When Noire reached her daughter's room, she could see Euri working up a storm inside her crib. She was fussy and she wanted the whole world to know that. There was something in that action that made Noire smile.

"Okay, okay, Euri. You got mommy Noire on night duty today," she said playfully. When it came to her bundle of joy, she tended to show a laid back side to her that was even considered rare to Neptune.

While Neptune teased her- and she loved her for that- it made her feel like she should let loose. Euri was a whole other kind of thing. For her daughter, she didn't need to be teased or played around with in order to act overly bubbly. "Let's see what's got you all frustrated," said Noire. She lifted her daughter from the crib and reclined her on her chest with Euri's head resting on her shoulder.

The overly loud cries of Euri went down a few decibels and became more of a grumble.

Noire smiled softly in the darkroom that had a window that let the calm moonlight night in. She grew relaxed at her daughter's soft and fruity skin and scent that was the cause of a nice bath that they gave her early that night. She placed a hand on Euri's pink short hair to further sooth her.

After a minute of pampering her, she gave her a wide smile.

Euri had calmed down and had been looking at Noire with curious red eyes. Noire smiled when she looked at her daughter's black shirt with a heart on it, and pink bottoms that kept her warm at night. "So... your diaper isn't full, and you don't seem to be in pain at all... could you be hungry?"

There was only one way to find out. They both took a trip to the kitchen where Noire expertly made a warm baby bottle with one hand.

"Eat up, and then off to bed," said Noire after taking a seat on the couch to feed Euri. It turned out that she was on the money that her daughter was hungry.

"Jeez, didn't you have a bottle after your bath? You have your momma Neptune's appetite that's for sure. Sigh, I wouldn't have it any other way, honestly." Noire raised a playful eyebrow at the fact that while it's only been about a week since Euri had come home from the hospital, she never left a bottle full of any milk.

Noire could feel sleep trying to creep around her vision. A good well placed pinch managed to keep her up.

After the bottle, she proceeded to lightly hit her daughter's back. She waited for the moment of truth, the moment where she could conclude this little late-night snack.

Euri hiccuped softly which was actually a burp that gave Noire the green light.

"That's a good, girl," she told her in a baby language manner.

Back at Euri's room, Noire played some gentle music and turned on the ceiling mobile that was customized with blue hedgehogs and wacky bandicoots. "Okay, sweetie. You need your rest now," said the CPU mother.

Euri gave her a full-on grumpy stare that made Noire wonder what she was missing. "Oh. Your binky." Noire found the pacifier near the corner of the crib, and after placing it in her daughter's mouth, that did the trick in putting her to sleep.

She stood next to her daughter until she made sure she was off to dreamland. Back to her room, Noire dropped her head on the pillow.

"Sounds like you managed to Nep her fussiness in the butt," said Neptune who didn't open her eyes nor look at her wife as she was perfectly fine from fully waking up.

Noire yawned loudly and wrapped her arms from behind her wife. "She was mostly hungry- kind of reminds me of you."

"Well, she is a growing girl after all. Say... I'm also a little hungry. Want some nachos?"

"Hmm, go to sleep, Neptune. There's time for that in the morning," stated Noire.

It's short, but I wanted to start slowly and get a feel on what things I want to include in this story. So far, I got some entertaining and funny events down. Feel free to also suggest some of your own wacky scenarios. I hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving!