Mew's Newest Dramatic All-Stars Legendary World Tour! Part 1

"Heya!" Popped in a small pink cat like creature, she had a cute bowtie like ribbon, a big ass head and feet with a long slender tail. "I'm Mew and you all have been probably been forced to watch this show as a form of torture, following stereotypical weirdos battle it out for some sort of grand prize" Mew smirked at the camara.

Then a fat levitating man appeared, he had a pumpkin head and green and yellow horizontal stripes, black shoes and no gloves, also a orange bowtie. "Maybe you haven't but either way you'll be forced to redo it all over again" The PumpKingKing chuckled at the irony.

"Here is the deal yo, we brought back forty contestants on this final season to end the trilogy and for the chance to win, One Wish, The possibilities are endless!" Mew smiled as a dull and beat up bus came. "And here they are welcome-"

A large chubby red moth, a small blue crocodile, a bored chandelier and a pile of muk.

"-Volcarona, Totodile, Chandelure and Muk!"

"Awesome glad to be back!" Volcarona smiled as she looked around. "Gua gua Gua!" Totodile nodded happily. "Yay!" Muk yayed even tho his smiled seemed a bit fake and Chandelure glared at Muk.

A small bored yellow camel, a neutral fire baby thing, a snobby queen bee she was posing at the camaras and a hyper egg.

"Numel, Magby, Vespiqueen and Togepi!"

"...a new chace mEh?" Numel grumbled. "Awe come on Camel Man you'll get to hang out with the beauty that is me, You should be honored Ho Ho Ho~" Vespiqueen gave a rich laugh. "...gag..." Mumbled Numel. Magby just walked he didn't say anything and Togepi waved at he camaras. "Alright a new season!"

A gray mitten like hand, a fucking aloof baby, a large dragon and a bored sun looking meteorite.

"Handy, Baby, Druddigon and Solrock!"

The hand walked trying to help the Baby, "Ha! This game will be easy!" Druddigon walked smugly. "...whatever you say drag..." Solrock rolled her eyes.

A crescent moon looking meteorite, a floating pink thing, a ice cream she seemed to be slowly melting and some sort of ferret like thing.

"Lunatone, Munna, Vani the Vanillish and Mienfoo!"

"And that's why new seasons don't suck~" Lunatone spoke knowingly. "God can you shut up for once?" Said Vani, she seemed to be melting. Mienfoo didn't say nothing and Munna went near Druddigon, they both began talking.

Some sort of small dragonfly, a fat yellow sumo wrestler, a nerdy looking hedgehog and a cocky blue turtle.

"Yanma, Makuhita, Cyndaquil and Squirtle!"

"OMG! I'm back in the game! I have to text this to my bffs xoxo~" Yanma seemed to be typing really fast on her phone. "haha where did you even get that?" Cyndaquil smiled. "The PumpKingKing gave it to me~" Yanma smiled. "Wel-" "MOVE IT NERD!" Makuhita pushed Cyndaquil. "Ugh can you not!" Cyndaquil glared. "Whatever GEEK!" Makuhita grinned. "They aren't the same thing!" Cyndaquil and Makuhita argued while Yanma typed on her phone. "Haha this is the game eh, well i already know i will win!" Squirtle crossed his arms and smirked smugly. "Oh no you wont!" Togepi glared. "Ha Ha Watch Me!" Squirtle and Togepi argued.

A grinning metal thing, a one eyed ghost with big ass hands, a sleeping bear and a gumshoe looking animal with a fancy suit.

"Lairon, Dusclops, Munchlax and Trump!"

"Oh My God Honey look i'm on a new season!" Lairon smiled. "Don't you mean...we?" Dusclops asked her. Lairon scoffed. "gosh don't he so selfish~" . Dusclops frowned. Trump walked confidently and Mew teleported the sleeping Munchlax out.

A small brown puppy with a heart tail, a pink balloon like creature, a dumb grown tadpole with feet and a seductive light blue snake with wings in her head.

"Eevee, Jigglypuff, Palpitoad and Dragonair!"

"Finally! About time i re-join! Afterall i am the best~" Eevee boasted. "The best at losing." Jigglypuff chuckled making Eevee growl. Dragonair didn't say nothing and Palpitoad came out but tripped.

A cool looking yellow rat, a black mohawk blazed stoner he was smoking and grinning, a scared moth and a sexy cross dressing man.

"Crack-A-Chu, Foe, Mothim and Gardevoir!"

Crack-A-Chu grinned and went towards Dragonair they started kissing making Gardevoir and Mothim uncomfortable. Foe started smoking. "I'm so high guys hehehehe" He chuckled blazed.

A sexy pink dog like creature, a fucking anchor, a bipedal blue dog and a smart looking yellow duck.

"Sylveon, Dhelmise, Lucario and Psyduck!"

Sylveon waved at the camaras with her ribbons. "YAR! Glad to be bac mateys!" Dhelmise saluted. Lucario smiled and tipped her fedora and Psyduck walked confidently.

A small yellow tick and a cocky iron bird. "Joltik and Skarmory!"

"HaHa I'm back in the game ey!" Joltik chuckled. "Whatever tick cause we all know i will win! I'm the best afterall!" Skarmory talked his voice making others cover their ears, poor pokemon that had no hands.

Then out of nowhere three battle droids teleported much to many of the contestants surprise.

The Pumpkingking took a paper from Janitors Hands and said. "And Janitor y OOM also join!" Smiled Pumpkingking.

5555 gave a autistic screech and he was lost in a time space blast.

Then a rusty beat up plane appeared from behind Mew, all the contestants started in awe as the plane said Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour! on the side.

"shit..." was the only thing that escaped Skarmorys mouth.

Intro lets get this over with so i dont have to do it again

(TDWT and Survivor Theme)

Camaras come out from new hidden locations on the plane then the point of view dodges Mew and the pkk driving the plane as it crashes into the sea, when the bubbles clear we see a still sleeping Munchlax floating in the water Togepi standing on top of him waving at the camara, then out of nowhere Squirtle kicks her and sends her flying he laughs but then Togepi comes back like a boomerang knocking Squirtle into the salty sea water, Togepi laughs at him.*

Hey Mum and Dad i am doing fine,

You guys are always on my mind

You asked me what i wanted to be...and now i think the answer is clear to see.

I wanna be famous!

In a forest Lairon is making out with Dusclops he seems very upset tho, Druddigon seems to be talking to Munna while Solrock spies on them from the bushes, Lunatone telling Volcarona and Totodile some "facts" proudly and Magby leaning on a tree lonely until a Gardevoir waves at him.*

I wanna live close to the sun,

So go pack your bags, 'cause i've already won,

Nothing to lose and Everything in my way...I swear i'll win one day.

Cause, i wanna be famous!

In a beach we see Janitor trying to kill a dumb aloof Baby while OOM holds him back, Handy trying to help the Baby with the help of Psyduck giving a suspicious grin, Makuhita and Cyndaquil fighting with eachother while Yanma helps Cyndaquil, Muk laughs at all these fights and then is hit by an attack of Chandelure she seemed pissed they both glared at eachother and both begin their fighting, Dhelmise and Lucario are hanging out out of nowhere Foe offers Lucario a blunt, she looks at him oddly and Dhelmise goes away slowly.*

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, NA NA NA NA!

On a city we see Eevee trying to make a plan using a stick and drawing on the dirt smirking then frowns when she sees Trump smugly making a better plan in a whiteboard, Jigglypuff, Dragonair, Crack-a-Chu, Vani and Mienfoo seems to praise him, Eevee glares at him and then Sylveon pats her consolingly with her ribbons this makes Eevee growl even more now glaring at Sylveon and Palpitoad trips between them surprising them both.*

I wanna be! I wanna Be!! I want to be Famous!!!

On The Food Court we see The PumpKingKing cooking something atrocious in a pot then gives a insane grin as we see a tied up by ropes Numel and Skarmory look scared as fuck to what he was gonna force feed them, then someone grabs the camara, it was Vespiqueen she poses as a bunch of random Pokemon take pictures of her beautiful body with flashes and whistles then Mew dumps water on top of her making Vespiqueen upset while Mew giggles.*

I want to Be! I Want to Be!! I Want To Be Famous!!!

In the Elimination Room we see all the contestants from before gathered there, the double doors open and they are all sucked out falling from the sky then they are all teleported safely into the ground the rusty plane behind them saying Mew's Newest All-Stars Legendary World Tour! Out of nowhere Joltik falls from the sky and faceplants into the ground somehow not dying in the process making Numels bored expression turn into a slightly surprised one.*

*Whistles*

(End Song)

"...Congratulated Mew that was EVEN Cringier than last time..." Solrock rolled her eyes.

Mew growled slightly "Lucky for you that will be the only song you had to sing in this episode."

"Sweet!" Druddigon grinned.

"So on this season there wont be one, two or even three teams, this season FOUR TEAMS!" Mew grinned.

Gasps!

"So on the first Team it's called Team Loco Kokos and in it are Druddigon, Solrock, Lunatone, Munna, Foe, Volcarona, Totodile, Skarmory, Mothim and Lucario, gather near eachother please~" Mew told em. They did.

Then PumpKingKing spoke. "On Team Lewd Leles are Eevee, Sylveon, Jigglypuff, Vani, Crack-A-Chu, Dragonair, Palpitoad, Joltik, Trump and Psyduck!" They all gathered near eachother Eevee seemed nervous so she went near Sylveon.

Then Mew spoke. "On Team Bulu Bulls are Janitor, OOM, Baby, Yanma, Cyndaquil, Makuhita, Handy, Chandelure, Muk, and Dhelmise!" They all gathered near eachother Chandelure glared at the aloof Muk, Janitor glared at Baby and Makuhita grinned as he poked Cyndaquil he sighed and all gathered around.

Then Pumpkingking. "So that means on Team Fine Finis are Numel, Vespiqueen, Mienfoo, Dusclops, Lairon, Togepi, Munchlax, Squirtle, Magby and also Gardevoir!" They all gathered around. "...great..." Numel mumbled looking at his team.

"Hopefully you all learn to get along... or not, conflict always brings up ratings." Mew smiled.

"So some episodes will have a minimum of two chapters and a maximum of four chapters, this will be more common since Liz wants to give you all 'Character Development'" The Pumpkingking did quotation marks with his fingers.

The Contestants looked at him oddly.

Mew leaned near him and whispered worried. "Who's Liz?"

"We might find out...After The Commercial Break!" The PumpKingKing looked at the fourth wall grinning smugly.