Hiya, I know it been a month and I'm sorry. School started back up and I just started freshman year (or ninth grade) and its been so exhausting. Physically, mentally and socially.

I don't know when I'll post another shot, probably will be a while but I made these 'funny' incorrect quotes and I hope they're somewhat entertaining XD.

—One

Rodan: oh my gosh you like her—

Godzilla: hey Rodan, you know what they do to chickens before they eat them?

Rodan: ...yes

Godzilla: good, ...now shut the f*ck up before I do the same thing.

—Two

Godzilla: *breathes atomic breath*

Mothra: *dies*

Larva: YOU KILLED MY MOM!

Godzilla: oh please, she'll be back in the next movie.

—Three

Mothra: *watching a movie*

Godzilla: *walks in* why are you watching that?

Mothra: what? It's a good movie.

Godzilla: No, it a horrible f*cking movie so turn it off.

Mothra: *huffs and turns off Kong: Skull Island*

—Four

-How Godzilla and Mothra would flirt (probably their relationship before KTOM):

Godzilla: Mothra, have I ever told you how much I loathe you~

Mothra: Not as much as I loathe you~

Godzilla: Oh stop it, I f*cking hate you to the core~

Mothra: Oh please, I hate you to the moon and back~

Rodan: OH DIOS MÍO, SHUT UP!

—Five

Godzilla: No! I need to kick his ass!

Mothra: *currently dragging him by his tail* On back to bed.

Godzilla: UGH! *continues to sink his claws into the ground*