Alright, next chapter is up. This is the last chapter I am publishing for this version of Drink Up Me Hearty's Yo Ho so be on the look out for the new version. Sorry that it got out of hand I do apologize, I tried to make a good story and I failed all of you. I promise that the rewrite is only going to have Naruto having 3 Devil Fruits that compliment each other (No more, no less) I will be explaining in detail when I post the new version on my profile, so Once again I am sorry for messing this story up the way I did and I hope the next version is better. But please enjoy this chapter.

Naruto groaned as his eyes opened to the harsh daylight outside his cabin. Placing a hand over his face he groaned to himself, "That is the last time I drink that much in a single run. Note to self, drink in moderation." he said softly.

"Be quiet, trying to sleep." a familiar feminine voice muttered causing Naruto's eyes to pop open widely in shock.

He didn't remember bringing a lady to the room last night!

"Please tell me you aren't naked under those sheets miss Hancock?" he asked her.

"Unfortunately we both are. Do you remember how you promised me a happy ending?" she asked as she opened her eyes and made his head turn towards her using a hand, "You certainly made good on it seeing as we didn't stop fucking until roughly around two in the morning." she said.

"You're awfully calm for a person who woke up from having a one night stand with a person she hardly knows." Naruto said.

"I've known you for a little over a year and two months, to be honest I'm surprised nothing like this happened sooner, because in all honesty I do find you attractive." she said with a minor blush on her cheeks.

Naruto smiled,"Well, that makes me glad, cuz I find you attractive as well." he said as he brushed a lock of hair out of her face.

"Well, let's get something to eat, I'm starving." Boa said standing up to reveal her nude form to his eyes.

Naruto drank her form in deeply, "Oh yes, lets eat." he said dazed.

"Not like that."Boa said smiling at him as she smacked his arm.

Getting dressed the two pirates exited the room and went to the kitchen/galley and got a meal. As Naruto was eating he saw Scrum grab a meal and sat beside him, "Out and about I see,was wondering when you two would finish up." he said biting into a steak.

"What do you mean, it's only been a day?" Naruto questioned.

"A day! A day!" Scrum exclaimed, "Sorry to debunk such a thought,but it's been five days captain. Do you know how many of us are sleepy after hearing you two go at it for such a long time, I'm surprised she isn't dead from all the orgasms you gave her!" he said loudly.

"Yeah bro, you two were so loud even Pops was trying to cover his head with a pillow yoi." Marco said shaking his head.

"Yeah, couldn't you two have at least tried to take a break?" Thatch asked them as the two blushed in total embarrassment from the words they were hearing.

"Oh this is so embarrassing." Boa muttered as she placed a handover her forehead.

"You're telling me." Naruto said in agreement.

"You guys need to learn what restraint is little bro, not even ma was like that when she was around." Izo commented with a snicker.

"Hmph, bite me."Naruto responded.

"Pretty sure miss Boa did plenty of that during your escapades with one another." Jozu laughed as he pointed at Naruto's neck.

"Oi, pops said to be ready, we're near the rookie that wanted to challenge him. He's gonna go greet him and stuff." Vista said as he came down the steps a bit.

Naruto looked curious, "Who is it that challenged the old man?" he asked.

Scrums hook his head, "If you weren't so busy getting your jollies off you would know. But seeing as we're near we might as well go topside." he said finishing his meal.

"Let me join you, I have to see this." Naruto said opening his mouth and dropping his food down his throat and chewed a grand total of five times before swallowing. Drinking a couple gulps of booze he stood up and motioned for Boa to follow, "Come on Boa, wouldn't want to miss this."he said eagerly.

"Ugh, this is gonna haunt me in the future I just know it." the woman said as she followed.

When the three had left Marco could only shake his head, "I'm surprised she can walk after all the shit little bro did to her this past few days."

"We all are, but I guess that is just cuz he has both ma and pops blood in him." Jozu said eating.

-Bow of the Moby Dick-

Naruto stood at the front beside his father. In front of the two towering men was a long box laid out in front of the two of them. Naruto looked at it in confusion, "So... what's in the box pops?" he asked his father.

"Umamamama why don't you open it. It's something I had designed for the day we eventually ran into one another. It is nothing of waste, but for use." Whitebeard said honestly.

Naruto shrugged his shoulders. If he had to guess what was in the box it was some sort of weapon. Seeing as Naruto was now roughly 17 feet tall at 20 years old and his old man was roughly 21 feet tall

This weapon was a cross between a trident and a ji (a Chinese halberd) with a crystalline appearance. Like the ji, it bore a horsehair tassel, although it was blue instead of the traditional red; similarly the two side blades were straight with concave edges as opposed to the usual crescent blade. The end of the weapon was like a corkscrew/drill shape.

Naruto felt his eyes widen as he lifted it up, "Oh wow, it's amazing. It's so well crafted, just as glorious as my sword." he admired the weapon.

"Umamamama it better. I had it made by the same guy who forged the sword years ago. It's called Nejibana, and now you have a weapon that suits your powers. All of them." he said silently at the end.

"Old man, I-I don't know what to say." he said silently.

"There's no need for words. Just tell me how well it works for now and we'll call it even." his father told him before he cleared his throat, "We're here."he said pointing to the beach down below.

Naruto looked down to see a woman lying on the ground battered and heavily bruised and felt his eyes widen, "Asami!?"he exclaimed in shock, "Hold on pops, this is personal." he said as the boat stopped a few feet shy of the shore and jumped down, Nejibana in as he approached he watched as several young women ran in front of his beloved wife, "You either let me pass, or I go through you. The choice is yours." Naruto said.

Asami groaned as she looked up with blurry vision. She had grown to a impressive 14 foot height and she was proud to flaunt such a fact to others if the time presented itself to her at any moment. She watched and felt herself awaken fully as she watched her crew suddenly get launched off their feet by a unknown force of power that caused the ground to shake under her. However as she rose to her feet she was presented with the familiar face of her lover, Naruto D. Newgate. Her entire world stopped as she whispered, "Naruto-kun..."

Naruto nodded his head, "Hello beloved." he said as he walked up to her.

"Oh my god Naruto!" she said happily as she leapt at him and wrapped her arms around the man of her life.

"Captain, what are you doing, he's part of the Whitebeard Pirates." a young woman with blue hair called out.

"Juvia-chan, it's alright, this is my beloved Naruto." she said as she dropped to the ground.

The sound of somebody clearing their throat caused the group to look back to see a upset-a very visibly upset- Boa Hancock, "And who the hell is this bitch that is hanging all over you huh? I thought I was your fucking woman, not some swanky bimbo!" she demanded.

"Oh shit, fuck-fuck-fuck-shit, Uh damn this is gonna suck." Naruto muttered out.

"A bitch, listen girl, My name is Asami and I am the daughter of Gol D. Roger, and this man I'm currently hanging onto is my future husband so get off your high horse whoever you think you are."Asami snarled at Hancock.

"I am Boa Hancock of the Shichibukai, and he is my lover." she revealed.

Asami's mind came to a halt, "What?"she asked quietly.

"Yeah, he screwed me into the mattress for five days just before we got here and met up with you and your motley crew." the snake mistress admitted honestly.

"Naruto!"" Asami roared out.

"Uh, I know there is no amount of apologizing, but to be perfectly honest every single person on the ship was shitfaced drunk when it all happened baby." Naruto responded quickly and honestly as he could.

"I don't give a fuck, how could you?' Asami yelled at him.

"It was a honest mistake, please I love you." Naruto said to her.

"You slept with the most beautiful woman in the world and you forgot to bring me into the fold, asshole!" Asami yelled.

Naruto and Boa both-as well as all the men of Whitebeard's crew and Asami's own crew-blinked at what they heard, "Uh, say that cuz I don't think I heard you right." Naruto said. He had to be sure he wasn't going crazy either that was for sure.

"Yeah same here." Boa said.

"You. Had. Sex. With. Her. And. Didn't. Invite. Me?" Asami said expressing each word she spoke, "Cuz that was something even you knew I wanted to do for a long time now." she told her beloved.

Boa looked at Naruto, "Oh really?" she asked.

Marco and the guys all groaned, "Oh no, if they start going at it we're all gonna die of sleep deprivation-yoi." Marco said in worry.

"Umamamama, he reminds me of his mother. I remember when Tsu-chan brought Linlin into one our escapades when were in our twenties." the elder Newgate said.

"We did not need to hear that pops." Jozu sighed.

"Umamamama, yeah but it just popped inside my head." he said walking down to the ground and up to his son, "Oi, flame brat pirates, why are you all looking for me?" he asked them.

"S-S-Shit, it's Whitebeard!" a busty young woman with purple eyes said shaking in fear.

Naruto looked to Asami, "Yeah, why are you looking for my dad?" he asked the young woman.

"I wanted to challenge him, but I never expected to see you here." she said honestly.

Whitebeard gave a chuckle, "There is always time for a challenge later, why don't we all retire to the ship and have a feast of fortune. Seeing as you know my son and all daughter of Roger." he said.

"How'd you know I was his daughter?" Asami gasped.

"Other than you yelling it out seconds ago, you look like a spitting image of the man." the elder pirate said as he turned to leave, the other pirates following quickly behind him so they could see his hospitality.

-1 hour later-

The banquet was well under way and everyone was enjoy themselves. Well, everyone except Naruto as the guys decided to keep the booze away from him so they didn't repeat the last five days. Jinbei was laughing merrily as he ate some steak beside the old man before Whitebeard let out a bellowing laugh, "UMAMAMAMA GET A SHANTY GOING BOYS!" he ordered as the pirates cheered and pulled out instruments from beneath the seats and begun to play a tune that sounded most familiar to a young Newgate, almost as if he had heard it somewhere before.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho

And with that the shanty ended as the prates laughed and cheered. Naruto clapped along with a smile on his face, but it was Asami who noticed his look, "Hey, what's wrong?" she asked him curiously.

"You know that little tune I was always muttering as a child, that was this shanty and I didn't even know it." he said quietly.

Marco smiled softly, "Yeah, ma used to sing it all the time when she was having you. Said it somehow made you stop kicking like a little rascal-yoi. I think you somehow remembered it even as a unborn child." the blonde told Naruto.

Whitebeard nodded his head, "Aye, that and it was her favorite Shanty. We sing it to remember her and the times we all shared with her." he said to his son honestly.

"Wow, I didn't know it was so special. I-I feel glad to know this, thanks." Naruto said to the two men.

Asami cleared her throat, "H-Hey, Whitebeard, we need to talk above deck." she said.

"Umamamama, so saucy you are fire brat." the giant man said as he stood up and followed the young woman.

Naruto cleared his throat and looked to Marco, "So how exactly did ma find a Devil fruit for me much less the one I have?" he asked, keeping the fact he now had several of the most powerful Devil Fruits in his possession of abilities.

Teach laughed at the end of the table, "The Gura-Gura no Mi is special, it only appears to those it deems worthy and to those who are unworthy are unable to eat it as it rips them apart from the inside out. I think that she knew that when she was having you it had come to her specifically just so you could have the power to change everything. And then, everything happened and we had to leave you behind. You know you life story so we shouldn't have to explain it to you." he told the young man. Standing up he cleared his throat, "I'm beat, all this partying is taking a toll on my body. I'll see you all in the morning." he told the guys just before he went below deck to his quarters. He had a Devil Fruit to eat, in order to kill the old man and his spawn so he could become the strongest of the Pirates.

Naruto, however, kept his eyes on the man and silently followed him.

-Meanwhile; Below deck-

Marshall grinned as he held the fruit in his hands up to his face to inspect it closely to make sure it was the one he had been searching for all these years. If it was the Yami-Yami no Mi, then he would have the most deadly of all the Logia's in the world. The Yami Yami no Mi is a large, round, light purple fruit made up of many small teardrop-shaped components with swirl patterns, and green leaves sprouting from the top. Its overall shape and appearance closely resembles a pineapple or a bunch of oversized and teardrop shaped grapes. He smiled in satisfaction and greed, it was his chosen fruit. As he went to bite into it, several things happened at the same time.

First, his door burst open with a loud bang causing him to bite into it and choke the fruit bit down. The second was he saw the enrage filled eyes of Naruto himself, "So I was right, you did steal the Yami-Yami no Mi I planned on hiding. Tell me, why did you do it?" he demanded, ignoring the fact Teach had eaten the fruit and become a Darkness Human.

Teach huffed and threw the remaining bit of the Yami-Yami no Mi down his throat with a quick gulp. He wanted to be 100% sure he had obtained it's power so he had to be sure. Ignoring the awful taste in his mouth he looked at Naruto, "Zehahahahaha, it's the end of a era. The old man is nearly dead, and he has done nothing to elevate him past this lifestyle of power. I however, planned on doing it differently." he told Naruto grinning, "The fruit I just ate, I've been searching for over 20 damn years for it. After ma had died and the old man had given you the Gura-Gura no Mi, I looked through the book to see which fruit would suit me best to leave a mark on this world." he said to him honestly.

"Seeing as every Devil Fruit had a picture beside it, I memorized the best of them and decided to set out on a search for them, but the best prize was the one you saw me consume just now, the Yami-Yami no Mi. It was the only one I desired since it could have done what I so desperately wanted to, extract other Devil Fruit abilities from the corpse of a dead Devil Fruit user who had recently just died. With this power, I can take the old mans power and be unstoppable." he told Naruto grinning, "I originally wanted Ma's Devil Fruit ability but it has a time limit and I wont be around long enough to find it so I got the next best thing after it." he said honestly before holding his hand out, "Naruto, join me, become my nakama and we'll forge a era the likes even the old man as well as your woman's father could only dream of doing." he said to him softly.

"1 hour, I'll give you 1 hour to get off this ship, and then, I'm coming after you to kill you." Naruto said as he walked out.

He had to tell the old man immediately.

-With Boa Hancock-

The young beauty of 26 years of age was feeling sick, like so sick she couldn't even enjoy some of the good ale. Not only that, but she had missed her bleeding time as well. She knew why, but she didn't like the thought of having to admit it. Naruto's seed had taken root. She had to return home, and she had to keep this a secret. It had been over a year since she left, and she needed to keep in contact with the Navy in order to keep her position as a Shichibukai. However, this was the biggest weakness she had even been exposed to, and if the World Government found out, it could be used against her and she didn't want that.

-20 minutes later-

Naruto looked to the old man, having watched Asami walk off to speak with her crew, "I have some news you might want to hear." he told the old man.

"Oh, and what is it?" the old pirate asked his son.

"Teach, stole the Devil Fruit, but I was unable to stop him from consuming it. The plan on catching the thief had been spoiled from the start dad. I had tried to shock him into dropping it when I went to his room, but he had bit into it when I kicked the door open. He wants to kill you and steal your Devil Fruit power, apparently he wants to destroy and rule the world and its inhabitants. He's already fled cuz I gave him a hour, but I plan on following him. Everywhere I go, I'm putting my flag down and taking my territory. These seas,will become mine so he can't touch them with his evil. I thought you should know before I departed." he told the old man.

"Oh, and what of Scrum and the other three, the Daughter of Roger and the Amazon?" Whitebeard asked his son.

"Have Asami join under your flag as a Subordinate Crew, I believe Boa needs to check in with the Navy so she needs to return home soon so she doesn't lose her spot as a Warlord. I'll see you around old man, take care. Oh and as for the third girl, talk to her. I don't care what you do to her though."

"I should have you know, the girl we saved is a Marine, we'll be returning her to her friends as well son." Edward told Naruto.

"Do as you wish, my concern is to protect this world. I have to go train in all my powers, and then once that is done, I'm going after Teach." he responded.

And with that,Naruto took off after the betrayer of Whitebeard's Crew.

-2 years later-

Sandy Island

Alabasta Kingdom

Nanohana

Alabasta was an established kingdom with a long history. It was located on Sandy Island roughly half-way through the first part of the Grand Line. Sandy Island was a Summer Island. It was arguably one of the largest islands in the Grand Line, containing several cities and towns and a massive river that ran down the middle. It was also the hot spot for many travelling pirates so it was no surprise to find Marines easily.

Sitting in your everyday local bar was a strange looking man on a barstool at the counter with a bottle of sake in his hand. Not much could be seen of him though as a long black cloak with hood covered him from head to toe. On his back, under the cloak, there was what looked like a long pole with weird shapes on either side stretching from his right shoulder to his left hip, the only indication of any weapon on his person.

Taking a sip of his sake, the man placed the bottle back on the counter, letting out a sigh of content as he cold liquid went down his throat. 'So this is the place that Crocodile, a member of the Shichibukai keeps his not-so secret criminal organization, Baroque Works? What are the chances that he would be right where my target is? His father was right; he would get himself into a lot of trouble.' He was brought out of his thoughts as someone bumped into him causing his bottle of sake to fall out of his hand and smash on the counter.

"Hah! You should pay more attention to your surroundings!" A voice came from his side in a cocky and almost mocking tone. "Or did you drop that bottle out of shock of who I am?" Yeah, this guy was not arrogant in the least.

However, the man was not paying attention. In his years he had found a lot of things he loved or liked, lost just as much, but sake would always be eternal, he knew that and it was the only thing that kept him sane. To him, sake was the drink of the gods, brought down by the heavens themselves to give people like him happiness in a bottle.

Naturally it did not match up to the seemingly forgotten food of the gods, ramen, but he'd take what he could get.

So naturally his reason for freezing up was obvious and if the poor, soon to be trashed, man knew that no one ever survived after disrupting his drinking or god forbid smash his bottle, he would've stayed clear of Sandy Island all together.

"Should I care who you are?" The cloaked man asked calmly but with an icy edge to it as he glanced up at the man. The man was about 8'2" in total, taller than him, he wore no undershirt, only a large pirates Captain coat that hung around his shoulders with black pants and black shoes. He had a scruffy black beard with scruff looking black hair and a face that was not a pretty sight to look at. He had no idea who this guy was and he didn't care.

"Ha! I have a bounty of 65 million Beli! You think I got that just from-"

"Don't care." The cloaked man interrupted the smaller man by waving his hand dismissively before pushing himself up from the counter and off the bar stool. "I could care less about your bounty or your name, the only important fact was that you broke my bottle of sake…and I don't take too kindly to that, ya get me?" He asked with a hidden grin whilst he clenched his fist.

"Yeah, I got ya…" The tall man nodded before bursting out laughing, his crew behind him laughing just as much. "…I understand ye think yer a hot shot, thinking ye can talk down on me! I don't take to kindly to that." He spoke deadly serious with a twinge in his accent as he grasped his sword at his side and slowly pulled it from its sheathe.

The sound of the sword being unsheathed brought a sigh from the cloaked mans' lips. "Why do idiots like you always have to do things the hard way?" Faster than the Captain could keep up with, the sword had been knocked out of his hand, stabbing into a wall at high speed. The Captain was just able to witness the cloaked mans' hand outstretched from having smacked the sword away before the other came in fast, striking him in the stomach and blasting him through the bar doors causing splinters of wood to shower everywhere as the Captain was blown out in the sandy streets.

"Captain!"

"AHHH CAPTAIN!"

"YOU BASTARD!"

"HOW DARE YOU?"

"GET HIM! KILL HIM!"

The cloaked man shifted so that he was facing the crew of pirates, he looked up, his hood casting black shadows over his entire face. The only part that could be seen were his eyes, glowing sapphire orbs that radiated energy like nothing any of them had ever seen. As soon as those eyes became visible, a cold hard killing intent bared down on the crew of hapless pirates. One by one they fell unconscious until they were all out cold. 'Haoshoku Haki, I always love using that.' The man thought to himself as he watched the last pirate fall.

The rest of the bar patrons stared at the man in shock, to them it was as if he had just looked at the pirates and they fell unconscious. One man was even so surprised he had let his hand tilt over, spilling the sake he had been drinking all over his pants, which he ignored in favor of gaping at the man. All the people there could do was wonder how this man, who despite his strange looks seemed normal enough, could take out an entire crew of pirates so easily.

"Tashigi! Assemble all of the men and have them comb every corner of the town for his crew!"

The cloaked man looked out there open doorway to see a man with white hair rush past, jumping over the downed body of the pirate as if it wasn't there. "Looks like Luffy's here already, alright, it's time." Without a word to anyone he walked out of the bar, stepping over the downed pirates without a care in the world.

XxXxX

Town Center

"It's gorgeous! I really like it!" A young skinny girl with brown eyes and shoulder-length orange hair said with a large grin. She was at the height of 5'6½" and many people would consider her to be very attractive or even beautiful. She had a blue tattoo on her left shoulder which represented mikan and pinwheels.

She currently wore a dancing girl outfit, with two gold bangles around the top of her arm by her shoulder and the Log Pose on her lift wrist alongside a gold bracelet. The dancing outfit was basically a long light blue shirt with frills and a revealing dark blue bra, leaving her stomach and waist line bare revealing her slim body that would leave men drooling. She also had a pink cloth on her back with very small sleeves that held onto her shoulders.

This was Nami, a pirate and the navigator of the Straw Hat Pirates.

"I hate to complain when you asked is to where these but…" Another woman with a similar stature said. She had long blue hair, with two bangs hanging down, one on either side of her head and pulled back into a ponytail. She was also very slender-bodied, having long thin legs and arms and prominent large breasts. She wore a similar outfit to Nami though her long skirt was a dark blue with purple trimmings and similar frills. Her bra or bikini was also dark blue and revealed the underside of her breasts not to mention made them more pronounced. Like Nami she also had a long piece of cloth on that went down her back though hers was white. "Sanji-san, these make us look more like dancers than normal citizens!" She exclaimed with a sweat drop.

This was Nefertari Vivi, the daughter of Nefertari Cobra and the princess of Alabasta.

"That's okay! Dancers are citizens!" The aforementioned Sanji exclaimed with hearts in his yes, drool coming from his mouth and hands clasped as he stared at the two beautiful women. Sanji was a slim, long-legged, young man with blond hair, often well-dressed, and kept his hair brushed over one side of his face. Among Sanji's physical traits were his distinctive eyebrows. Both formed a spiral but at different ends. His right eyebrow formed a spiral at the outer end, while his left eyebrow formed a spiral at the inner end. He was currently wearing a coat that looked similar to a cloak to blend in with the desert. "It's okay as long as they don't find out you ladies are a princess and pirate, right?"

"But walking through the desert might be a little…" Vivi trailed off as she looked down at her attire, somewhat nervous about revealing so much skin. She was beautiful, she knew that, and that was the problem. There was no telling what kind of men would leer at her, make rude comments or even try to kidnap her just to use her body.

"If you get tired I'd be happy to carry you…hehe…" Sanji trailed off as blood leaded out of his nose at the thought of Vivi being pushed up against him.

Nami's eyes twitched at the drooling Sanji and pinched the bridge of her nose. 'How would that be any better?' She thought in annoyance before sighing.

Sanji seemed to snap out of it as he turned to the rest of the Straw Hat Pirates. "Even if you guys are camouflaged not to look like pirates…compared to the girls you still look like bandits!" He laughed with a large grin, puffing smoke from his cigarette.

"How are you any different?" One of them asked through gritted teeth and a tick mark above both eyebrows. He was an average sized, muscular young man. He carried around three swords, bundled up with a green haramaki over his right hip, allowing him to easily draw them with his left hand. His right hand was currently resting over them, though he could also use this hand to pull his swords out before sitting down. He had three identical gold earrings on his left earlobe. Zoro kept a black bandanna tied around his left arm which he usually tied around his forehead when fighting and black trousers tucked inside black boots. Zoro was wearing a plain white shirt with three buttons at the collar, his camouflaged pieces of clothing was a turban-like scarf that wrapped around his neck and head leaving his face visible. He also wore a stripped jacket over his shirt to fit in with the desert and hopefully somehow hide who he is.

This was Roronoa Zoro, a pirate, former bounty hunter, and swordsman of the Straw Hat Crew.

"Huh? Whatcha doin' Chopper?" Another young man asked the last of the group. He was a tanned, slim teenager with black curly hair and a long nose. He wore a dark yellow plaid bandanna, a blue and white striped armband on his left arm, special sniper goggles, brown overalls with a white sash and no shirt underneath. He also carried with him a yellow satchel, which he used to store all his tools and gadgets in. Like Zoro he also wore similar coverings to blend in.

This was Usopp, the sniper of the Straw Hat Pirates.

The aforementioned Chopper was a strange addition to the group. He was a toddler-sized human/reindeer hybrid, transformed this way from a reindeer by eating the Devil Fruit Hito Hito no Mi (Human-Human Fruit), allowing him to transform into a hybrid and full human and also allowing him to change his appearance depending on the situation. Chopper's left antler had a metal plate wrapped around it at all times, from being broken in a fight when he was younger. He wore a pale red/pink, fuzzy top hat with a sideways medical cross, a shirt with a green-lined collar, then a bigger one with giant sleeves that was light blue with dark blue liners. He also wore a blue backpack that had the same sideways medical cross as his hat. Chopper also had a remarkable feature that no other reindeer had, a blue nose, while normal reindeer had black ones.

His full name was Tony Tony Chopper and he was the doctor of the Straw Hat Pirates.

However, to try and fit in like the others he chose to wear a helmet in the shape of a duck's head. "Quack." He answered Usopp's question, trying to imitate a real duck. However, his nose was feeling funny to him so he quickly took the helmet off and began to rub his nose. "My nose feels like it's going to fall off!" He whined with a scrunched up face.

"Huh?" Vivi looked over at Chopper and her eyes filled with worry when she saw him tugging on his face with his paws. "Your nose must be sensitive, Tony-kun." She said with a frown, using his first name unlike the others. "Nanohana is famous for its perfume."

"Perfume?" Chopper asked with tears in his eyes.

"There are extremely powerful ingredients in it…" Vivi trailed off when she Nami pull out a strange looking bottle.

"Like this?" Nami asked as she sprayed the perfume on her with a serene smile as the smell reached her nose.

It reached Chopper even faster. "AAAAHH!" He screamed with wide-eyes as tears welled up from the strong smell. "Stop it! Stop it!"

"Aaaa, I'll fall in love all the way to the gates of hell!" Sanji appeared behind Chopper with a dreamy look and hearts in his single visible eye, his mouth was open wide and somehow his cigarette stayed in as he looked at Nami.

"Can you get any dumber?" Zoro asked bluntly, drinking from a bottle of sake.

"WHAT?" Sanji roared at the uncaring swordsman.

"Well I've collected up the materials to make a journey through the Alabasta Desert…where are we going Vivi?" Nami asked the young princess.

"Well…first and foremost I want to stop the rebellion! We don't know when they might rise up and cause needless bloodshed. And the base of the rebellion, where the leader lives…" Her face scrunched up as she furrowed her brows and grit her teeth at the thought of Crocodile of the Shichibukai. "…Is an oasis town called Yuba. To go to Yuba we-"

"Wait, hide!" Zoro quickly moved in and grabbed Vivi to place her by a wall that they all pressed up against at his warning.

"What?" Vivi asked with wide eyes, feeling her heart race at the sudden warning and movement.

"Marines, why are they here…?" Zoro questioned no one in particular. "Sheesh what a ruckus…" He commented as he saw a battalion of Marines run past their location. "Did they find a pirate or something?" As he kept looking, his eyes went wide when he saw their Captain, the one who was being chased. 'NOT YOU!'

The Captain of the Straw Hats was renowned for wearing his trademark straw hat which was lent to him when he was young by the legendary pirate captain, "Red-Haired" Shanks, who in turn received it from Gol D. Roger. His outfit consisted of short blue trousers along with sandals and a red vest. He also had a scar with two stitches underneath his left eye and short black hair. Appearing to be scrawny underneath his shirt, he had a surprisingly well built physique.

This was Monkey D. Luffy, Captain of the Straw Hat Pirates and the eater of the Devil Fruit Gomu Gomu no Mi (Gum-Gum Fruit). He was also rather stupid or ignorant, which ever fit better.

"HEY ZORO!" Luffy shouted over to the almost hidden crew that simultaneously face-faulted into the ground.

"THERE'S THE STRAW HAT CREW!" A Marine yelled out to his comrade, pointing over to the recovering group.

"DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!"

"COME BACK ONCE YOU'VE LOST THEM, YOU IDIOT!" Zoro shouted as Luffy changed direction and began to run towards them.

"Oh, you're all here!" Luffy exclaimed with a grin, pointedly ignoring Zoro's shout as he came up to them.

"Get back men!" A man with white hair shouted as he ran past the Marine canon-fodder.

"Captain!"

"You're not getting away!" The white haired man yelled as his arms began to turn into smoke. "Moku Moku no Howaito Burō!" (Plume-Plume White Blow)" A cloud of dense smoke came from his arms and shot at Luffy and the crew who stared wide-eyed at the mass of smoke.

Before it could reach them though, a powerful shield of winds wrapped around the straw hats and quickly blocked the cloud of smoke from reaching the Straw Hats. When Smoker could see his attack would not pass through the mirror he called out off and a moment later the mirror shattered and seemingly dissolved into thin air. "Whoever interrupted me, show themselves now!" He shouted out, angered at being stopped from once and for capturing the Straw Hats.

"Phew." Nami breathed out with a slight smile at being saved though a frown graced her features. "Who could possibly stop such an attack though with wind of all things? Nothing we had could hope to stop it." She murmured more to herself.

"We're saved!" Usopp exclaimed with a large smile. "Thank god we're saved."

Even Luffy breathed a sigh of relief since all of his attacks just passed through Smoker making the fight one sided, and not on the side he would've preferred. "Whoever did that must be pretty strong." He said with a little grin whilst Zoro grasped a sword, ready to face anyone. Vivi meanwhile had taken cover behind Usopp, even though he was most likely more afraid while Sanji stood calmly smoking.

The shuffling of feet caused them all to look down another path where they could see the gigantic figure of a man that was easily as tall as any of the buildings with a black cloak with its hood up covering his face, coming towards them. "I never like a guy that can willingly attack beautiful women like those two." He pointed to Nami and Vivi who in Vivi's case blushed while Nami raised an eyebrow.

"H-He's huge!" Chopper exclaimed.

"G-Giant!" Usopp cried out.

"STOP EYEING MY GIRLS!" Sanji yelled in reaction whilst twin dark auras formed around Vivi and Nami, Nami more so.

"You're girls, huh?" Nami asked as she cracked her knuckles. "Forget about it!" She exclaimed, bringing her fist down on Sanji's head and actually managing to floor the lover of women into the ground. "Tch."

Smoker ignored the comic act as he looked at the cloaked man. "I'm only after the Straw Hats, his nakama are just an extra prize. Now don't get in my way again." He threatened the cloaked man, just about to turn back to the Straw Hat crew when the cloaked man sighed.

The cloak man seemed blur in his movement as he moved to stand in-between the two groups, "Yeah, that's gonna be an issue, ya see I can't let you attack Monkey D. Luffy here." He jabbed a thumb at Luffy who blinked owlishly at the man for knowing his name and reason whilst the others looked just as intrigued and weary. "And some upstart like you isn't going to get past me to the Straw Hats."

"A-Are you here to k-kill Luffy too?" Chopper asked for them all, gathering his courage to even ask the mysterious but clearly strong man.

As they waited for his answer, Zoro clicked one of his swords up with his thumb as he got ready to defend his Captain from either Smoker or the cloaked man. "No far from it actually." The man answered with some humor. "I'll explain it later; we don't have time right now."

"Who do you think you are to stop me?" Smoker demanded of the cloaked individual. "I am a Marine Captain, do not take me lightly!"

The cloak man sighed at Smoker's attitude. "You marines are so cocky and arrogant it's not even funny. You all think that you have the ability to do what you want,hide what you want, say what you want. It's utterly pathetic to say I'm even part of the same species as you people." He reached into the back of his cloak and grabbed what looked like a staff and quickly pulled it from its confinement into the sunlight to let everyone else feast their eyes on it.

This weapon was a cross between a trident and a ji (a Chinese halberd) with a crystalline appearance. Like the ji, it bore a horsehair tassel, although it was blue instead of the traditional red; similarly the two side blades were straight with concave edges as opposed to the usual crescent blade. The end of the weapon was like a corkscrew/drill shape.

"Again, who do you think you are?" Smoker growled.

The cloaked man looked at the swordsmen before chuckling, that chuckling soon turned into full blown laughter, "You wish to know who I am, very well then." As he said this several eyes widened while he gripped his cloak and yanked it off to reveal one Naruto D. Senju Newgate; AKA Whitebeard Jr. to the people and Fifth Emperor to the world at large, now standing at a impressive 25 feet tall and far more muscular than his own father, "My name, Is Naruto D. Newgate, the Fifth Emperor of the Seas, and I don't like how you are being towards my little brother." he said grinning.

He had long spiky golden hair that fell past his neckline and to his shoulder-blades with it covering most of his ears and the bangs shadowing parts of his eyes. His tan almost bronze skin glistened in the bright sun-rays as his piercing sapphire blue eyes seemed to glow from under his bangs. On either side of his cheek, he had three whisker-like marks though they were thin enough to not stand out too much.

His outfit mainly consisted of a blue sleeveless long jacket that reached down to his ankles with white trimmings over his chest, around the edges and hem with no shirt underneath, displaying the a necklace with a turquoise gem with two small silver balls either side. He also wore long hakama in blue that went down to his ankles, wrapped around his hakama acting like a belt was a long white sash that had the loose ends to dangle down and on his feet were white sandals. On his left hand on his ring finger, was what looked like a ring made out of white gold. On the left side of his waist was a gun holster that only revealed a moulded wooden grip. Attached to his hip was the Sword of Triton itself, as he always kept it close so he could use it in battle.

Luffy however could only grin widely, "Nii-san!" he cried out.

"WHAT, NII-SAN?!" the rubber-man's crew cried out in shock.

"Yeah, he's my big brother, he set out on his own journey several years ago." he said happily.

"Luffy, why don't you and your friends move aside, let me handle this." he said drawing his sword at his hip.

Smoker grimaced nervously, "Naruto D. Senju Newgate who is son of the most powerful man alive Edward Whitebeard Newgate and his wife Tsunade D Senju. User of the Gura-Gura no Mi fruit which turned him into a Earthquake Human with a Bounty of 5,564,800,000 Beli, I should have recognized you when I saw your weapon designed to fight us Devil Fruit users." he said as he readied himself for a fight he knew he wouldn't win.

Nami, Chopper, Sanji, Zoro, Usopp, and Luffy all felt their eyes widen when they heard his bounty, "Holy shit, this guy has to be a monster to have such a high bounty." Usopp gasped out with wide eyes.

"That's a lot of money..." Nami whispered out in awe. Maybe she could cash him in, he looked worth the amount he was said to be.

"A-A-A Earthquake man, is such a power even possible?" Zoro gawked.

"H-He could kill as all so easily with that kind of power!" Chopper cried out.

Naruto gave a laugh, " Gurararara, yeah I know,but I make it a point to not hurt my family." he said to the young children, "Now then, Smoker-san, let us begin." he said to the man.

"Moku Moku no Howaito Burō!" (Plume-Plume White Blow)"

A aura of silver energy covered Naruto's blade and he slammed it to the ground and the air shattered before his might. The plume of smoke dispersed and the energy of his attack surged forward unimpeded and Smoker was forced to dodge, "That can't be all the Navy has is it?" Naruto asked before swinging Nejibana up and blocking six marines at the same time and the raised a foot and covered it with his Haki and a white bubble of energy, "Hah" Naruto growled as he lashed his foot out and unleashed the power of the Gura-Gura no Mi and the island shook as the bubble detonated and sent dozens of marines flying from the blast,

"H-He's a monster!" Chopper cried out.

"He hasn't even moved from his spot, and he's doing all this?" Zoro grunted out.

"I don't think we'd stand a chance against him in a fight!" Usopp cried out.

"He's insane!" Nami exclaimed.

Nii-san must have gotten stronger on his journeys." Luffy said grinning at his brother own the marines.

Naruto threw both his weapons into the air and reached up, "My turn, Shima Yurashi (Island Tilt)" Naruto growled out as he yanked his hands down towards the ground causing the ground to shake uncontrollably. As he stood back up he looked to Luffy and the other member's of his crew, " Come on, we need to leave while they regain themselves." he said as the island begun to tilt diagonally.

"Ahh!" Chopper cried as he fell over to the ground.

"Oh shit!" Zoro cried out as he stabbed his sword into the dirt.

"H-How is this happening?" Usopp exclaimed.

"G-Guys... I think you should see this..." Vivi said with wide eyes as she looked up towards the sea.

Luffy and the crew of the Straw Hats as well as the Marines looked out and felt their hearts skip a beat, "T-This can't be real..." Zoro said shaking in his skin.

"T-This is a nightmare, it has to be." Tashigi said shivering.

"This is insane. It's not just the island. THE ENTIRE SEA IS TILTING!" Usopp cried out.

"Gurararara! And that's not even the full power of this technique kids, Gurararara!" Naruto laughed out as he placed his weapons in their sheathes, "Come on kids, it's time to head out." Naruto said turning around and walking away and picking up the members of Luffy's crew as he walked by them and then picked Luffy up before leaping away using his powerful legs.

"AHH!" the crew cried out as they flew away.

Smoker growled as he jumped into the air after them, but a blast of energy sent him hurtling down to the ground with a crash. Naruto's laugh could be heard in the air, "Sorry Smoky but this bear's gotta run!"

"Ugh, of all the people I had to go up against it had to be him." Smoker grumbled.

"Smoker-san, the island has returned to it's normal positioning, should we go after the Straw Hats?" she asked. In truth she was more interested in claiming Nejibana and the Sword of Triton for the Navy.

"On foot, he somehow managed to learn fly using his Devil Fruit." Smoker said before realizing something, "Tashigi, can I ask you something without possibly sounding stupid?" he asked.

"Uh, I guess it depends on what you want to know..." she said unsure of herself.

"The second I attacked the Strawhat's crew a tunnel of fierce wind kicked up and blocked my hit, and as far as the world know, Naruto Newgate holds the power of the Tremor Fruit, so who was the one that blocked my attack, cuz it surely wasn't Newgate that could have done it?" he asked.

"S-Smoker-san, you surely aren't suggesting that it has come back somehow?" Tashigi asked with wide eyes.

"I am, and if it somehow did and he got his hands on it, we're looking at the most dangerous man in the world." Smoker grunted out.

"S-Surely you don't mean that... It's not possible!" Tashigi exclaimed.

"Yeah... he's somehow obtained the power of the Copi-Copi no Mi and a Logia Class Devil Fruit." Smoker said seriously.

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