LKDSJFLKSDJFLKSDHFSAOIUJSDAOJGDFKLFJDSA;LJKGREOIRUJASKLDGHSDJKLFJASLROIEQ87YTIUOEAW4QPOWESLRHKJFLKSAKFJKDSAYTRUPOWOWI47OWIEUFJSKLFJSDKLAURWPOERITUERLTJLA'TSIUA;OWETUERIOSYHGLKSAJFEWLGDFKLTHEWKARJTRKEUHTGKLDSJFOIWEYTIERUUTKLEKSDHFGKDFSJHFLIEWASYTEURKSDRHAEIDFKESJDRWOIETYIWEUOU4ROIEKHGLISDKJRFWOEIRTHJKRSDHFJNAOSELURYTIURSKTJDHKALE HAMILTON MOVIE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! !
I SAW IT AND IT WAS SO AMAZINGLY AMAZING I JUST-
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! ! ! ! !
Anyway... the8horcrux and Hamiltrash24 requested another meme chapter, so here you go! A significant portion of these are Lams. By the way, THE MOVIE HAD SO MUCH LAMS LIKE AHHH! Um. Anyway.
Reviews! I have to respond to those.
Harryscuzin: Well... it's out now! Eeeeeeeee! Thanks!
the8horcrux: Yay! Memes! :) Thanks for the suggestion. And yay! Lyrics!
Hamiltrash24: No one cares about polite. Thank you! Great references. Sadly, I don't have AO3, please don't burn me. :D
KotlcForeverandever: Thanks! Parody writing just takes practi- IT JUST TAKES A LITTLE PATIENCE, IT TAKES A LITTLE TIME, A LITTLE PERSEVERANCE, AND A LITTLE UPHILL CLIMB! I'll stop.
Waffle: Thanks for reviewing anyway! I have not, but I made take a look!
the8horcux: I hath changed it!
Country-Fangirl: Thanks!
Demigod ravenclaw: Did it! And great parodies. :)
Cabewater's Assassin: I'm actually publishing it here, lol.
Ivy: Hmm. Oof.
Nekokenna: Ahh thanks! It was both funny and sad, I'm afraid. Thanks! I've had a lot of practice. Changed the title!
Hitthepin: I was on my second to last week of school when I wrote this, lol. Thanks!
ShyBean: ARGH WE ALL HATE QUARANTINE! No problem!
MidnightBunnyy: Too bad, you were outvoted on the title, lol. ...Interesting... Oof. Zoom is an online video call thing that almost everyone is using during the pandemic. And wow, your sleep schedule is about the same as mine! I go to sleep even later, though, because I'm an insomniac.
Swiftie: Thank you! Haha, my family feels the same way. Quarantine's breaking us all. I might try that! And I'll take a look at your translation thingy.
The title hath been changed, if you didn't notice. Let me know what you think of the new cover!
Okay, enjoy!
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One:
Washington: Me, I trusted him.
Laurens: Me, I loved him.
Washington: That's not your line.
Laurens: (sweats) Wow okay shut up, George.
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Two:
Burr: Hamilton's skill with a quill is undeniable, but what do we have in common? We're reliable with the-
All men: LADIES!
John Laurens and his gay *$$: *Looks at smudged writing on hand* Let- Lettuce? LETTUCE!
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Three:
Hamilton: *Points to Eliza* Girls are so hot.
Hamilton: *Points to Laurens* Guys are so hot too.
Hamilton: wHY IS EVERYONE SO HOT!?
Burr: Global warming.
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Four:
Alexander: So I'm bi-
Laurens: *Gasps hopefully*
Alexander: -Lingual. Bilingual. I speak two languages.
Laurens: Oh. *Takes a sip of water, disappointed.*
Alexander: Oh, and I also really like guys.
Laurens: *Spits out water.*
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Five:
Jefferson: *Gets down on one knee*
Hamilton: Oh my goodness, it's finally happening!
Jefferson: *Falls over*
Hamilton: The poison is kicking in!
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Six:
Aaron Burr writing in his diary on July 12, 1804:
Dear diary,
Today I killed my best friend.
But he was also at the same time my worst enemy.
Those two things kinda cancel each other out.
In conclusion, nothing happened today.
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Seven:
(Hamilton on a group chat)
Hamilton: I challenge you to a duel.
Jefferson: Wait, who?
Madison: This is a group message, Hamilton.
Hamilton: I don't care.
Hamilton: I challenge your eNTIRE POLITICAL PARTY to a duel!
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Eight:
Me: *Listening to music*
Music: *Yorktown intro plays*
Me: I am strong, I won't sing, I will just listen like a normal person.
Lafayette: Monsieur Hamilton!
Me: *Flips table* MONSIEUR LAFAYETTE!
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Nine:
Playing scrabble:
Lafayette: I will put my A down to make "a"!
Hercules: I will add on to your A to make "at!"
Laurens: I will add on to your AT to make "rat!"
Hamilton: I will add on to your RAT to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC!"
Burr: *Flips table*
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NUMBER TEN PACES FIRE!
...Okay, I had to.
Hope you enjoyed! Parodies coming soon. Please review!