Qrow is chased through the window by an actual dragon. The bastard has been following him for the last half hour. It's fast, really fast.

He transforms as he dives inside, yelling "Heads up!" before he crashes to the floor, rolling and reaching for his weapon as he regains his feet.

Qrow can hear Ozpin, oddly calm, say, "I see you've moved on to terrorizing birds now. You must be so proud."

The black dragon, which has danced up to Ozpin's desk, wriggling and looking more adorable than the damn thing has any right to, warbles at the old man. Oz's cat, Kirjava, chooses that moment ot uncurl from her sun soaked corner and pad over to rub against the monter.

Qrow glances over at James and Glynda who can only shrug in equal bewilderment.

Ozpin comes around the desk to sit on the edge, the dragon's face between his hands. He either ignores the others or genuinely forgets they're there, resting his forehead on the dragon's with a quietly happy sigh. Kirjava leaps up onto the desk beside him, burrowing into his lap, purring.

Apparently Qrow doesn't need his weapon.

The dragon croons then licks Ozpin's face, knocking his glasses askew and getting a small squawk in response. Oz leans back with a disgusted look, trying to scrub the saliva away without getting it on his clothes. The cat bats scoldingly at the dragon then turns and stretches up to help, grumbling.

Qrow doesn't think he'll ever get used to the fact that the damn cat talks.

Ozpin gently fends Kirjava off, adjusting his glasses and turning back to the three confused adults. He gestures to the dragon, actually grinning. "Tannlaus," he introduces, as if that says it all.

The dragon, Tannlaus, sits up, towering over them, head almost touching the ceiling. It pulls its lips back in a gummy, toothless grin.

Qrow looks between the two grinning maniacs before him and sighs, defeated. This is going to be a long meeting. He just hopes he'll have enough alcohol.

AN: I have finally come to terrorizing the RWBY canon characters. Oscar is next, but only after I get my Chaos project off the ground, if it ever gets off the ground. I have the eight main teams who need backstory stories plus Oscar, Mercury, Sun, and Neptune. Team OBSN. Team Obsidian.

Depending on what letters you have to work with, that is either ridiculously easy or incredibly hard. i.e., RWBY vs ... Whatever we called Cinder's team of Cinder, Mercury, Emerald, and Neo. Also, could you count the L in Xiao Long as its own separate initial? This is harder than it looks.

And yes, there will be a bit a pairing off in Chaos if it gets that far. It might just be friendship, it might be romance, it might be shiptease. You have been warned.