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Obito picks up his tea and drinks from it. As he does, he watches Deidara over the rim of his cup.

"Are you going to tell me what's wrong?" Tobi asks once he finishes his drink.

"Nothing's wrong, hm," Deidara says.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am," he says through gritted teeth.

Tobi sighs. He puts the cup down and leans on the table. "Deidara," Obito says, "I don't need you to admit it for me to know that something is wrong. You've barely spoken to me this entire dinner."

Deidara puts down his chopsticks and turns away, staring at the screen door. There is a long gap of silence before Deidara says, "Something happened with the jutsu—"

Obito leans closer, eyebrows knitted together. "Something happened? What happened? Are you hurt? Did I—" Obito clears his throat, "—Did I hurt you?"

Deidara waves his hand in front of Obito's face, pushing him back down on his seat. "No," he says, "no, no. You didn't do anything, yeah. It's just… Something's stuck after I tried to transform back, hm."

"Something's stuck?" Obito murmurs. He looks down at his empty bowl, then his eyebrows raise. "Is it...? It's stuck like that down there?"

Deidara nods.

Obito grins, then his smile fades and he frowns. "Are you feeling okay?"

Deidara shrugs. "I don't know," he says.

"Be honest with me."

Deidara buries his face in his hands. "I've been feeling kind of tired," he admits, "but it's only been half a day since I stopped using the—"

"You haven't stopped," Obito interrupts him. "If it's stuck, you're still using chakra to maintain it."

Deidara shakes his head. Obito licks his lips, understanding that he wants to move on from this conversation, but instead, he says, "I can help you look into it. Maybe we can reverse—"

"Stop it," Deidara says. "We're just going to ignore it."

"We can't ignore it," Obito says. "If it doesn't dispel, you're going to be in a lot of trouble."

"I know," Deidara says, "but we can cross that bridge when we come to it. Maybe it would just go away on its own, hm."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes," says Deidara. "I don't feel too bad right now."

Obito nods. He purses his lips, taps the table, and then says, "Are we really going to ignore it?"

When Deidara shoots him a look, Obito raises his hands and murmurs, "Alright, alright, alright."

55

Turns out, ignoring it is easier said than done.

Obito grunts when Deidara shoves at his chest. He pulls out and lets Deidara roll over once again. He grabs his hips and lifts his ass up. He spreads his cheeks and pushes his thumb into his hole.

Underneath that familiar entrance is a slick slit that glistens with every breath Deidara takes. Whenever he pushes his thumb in deeper, he can see the hole tighten around nothing. He licks his lips, but he doesn't do anything but look.

He grabs his cock and positions himself against Deidara's back entrance. After a few nudges and an annoyed grunt from Deidara, he pushes back in again and the both of them groan at the feeling.

He starts thrusting once Deidara relaxes around him. At first, Obito thinks the slick sound is the lube they used to prepare him, but it doesn't take him long to realize the sound is also coming from the slit.

He groans. Obito leans forward and thrusts harder. Moments later, Deidara screams out his orgasm and slumps down on the bed. Obito pushes in once, twice, and then he presses his hips flush against Deidara's. Deidara lets out a weak sound as he comes into him.

Tobi presses a kiss between Deidara's shoulder blades. He pulls out and heads to the bathroom.

He grabs a towel and cleans himself off. He puts the towel away and grabs a clean one, dipping it in water and heading back out.

Obito stops at the doorway. Deidara's hands are work furiously between his legs, an annoyed expression on his face. Tobi grins to himself, leaning against the doorframe.

"Having trouble ignoring it, are we?"

"Shut the fuck up, hm," Deidara says through gritted teeth. He pulls his hands back and rolls to lie on his side.

Obito walks over to him, putting the wet towel on the nightstand. "I can help you," he says. He sits down at the edge of the mattress.

Deidara says nothing. He wraps his arms around a pillow and buries his face into it. Obito places a hand on his bicep. Moments later, he hears Deidara murmur.

"What was that?" Tobi asks.

"Make it quick," Deidara says, "and then we're going back to ignoring it, yeah."

Obito grins. He rolls Deidara over again and smiles at his pout. He pats his thigh and settles between them again. Tobi leans closer to admire the hybrid of the sexes. Instead of a smooth expansion of skin at his perineum, there is a fully formed vagina. He breathes hot air against the slit and Deidara makes a grunting noise.

"Hurry up before I change my mind, hm."

Tobi laughs. He spreads the lips with two of his fingers. He licks his lips, then wastes no time diving in and giving the twitching hole a taste. Deidara grips his hair, his hips grinding hard against his face.

He pulls away, making Deidara grunt in protest, but shuts him up quickly by shoving three fingers into his hole. It's a little tight, but the slick Deidara produced earlier is enough to ease the way.

Deidara tosses his head back and lets out a long moan when Obito starts to move his hand, hooking them to scrape along the top.

When Tobi licks his clit into his mouth, Deidara comes in a wretched scream. Tobi pokes his head back up to grin at him, but Deidara has his eyes closed. He pulls his fingers out and puts them in his mouth.

He reaches for the towel and places it on Deidara's stomach. Deidara opens his eyes and glares at him. Before Tobi can even say anything, Deidara cuts him off and says, "We're ignoring it, hm."

Tobi laughs, saying, "Okay, okay," as he wipes the towel across Deidara's skin.

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