"My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU"/ "My Teen Romantic Comedy Youth is Wrong As I Expected" is owned by Wataru Watari, Ponkan 8 and Shogakukan publishing. I own none of it of course.

What if Hachiman Hikigaya hadn't saved Yui's dog… but instead saved Yumiko Miura from being hit by a car.. How would this change things? Would it change everything or just some things?..read to see : )

Chapter 1

The twisted and dead fish eyed Hachiman Hikigaya yawned as he walked down the street the school for his first day of high school at Sobu High. He wasn't looking forward to it due to his painful time at junior high school but hoped that he could have some sort of reboot to things since he family had moved after his time in junior high and thus he wouldn't be in the same school as anyone from junior high.

Unfortunately, fate seemed determined to kick his life in it's balls.

At the same time he was heading to school, the blond and beautiful Yumiko Miura was also heading to school walking instead of riding due to her father being called in earlier to work then usual. She was texting several people she would be in school with that also had gone to the same junior high as she had.

Yumiko was determined to at the top of the social ladder again as she had in junior high and maybe find love if she was lucky. She hated walking to school but had no choice on occasions when her father, that was head doctor of the nearby hospital, had to go in early for emergencies. As she walked, she wondered what interesting things would happened for her in high school.

Seems like fate was also determined change her life as well..

Hachiman was going to cross the street to get to his school when time seemed to stop as he saw a blond girl trip and stumble into the road while a car was driving down the same road. Despite being a loner, he seemed to have heroic traits and darted forward, grabbing the girl as she stood up and the car tried to stop. Hachiman managed to knock the girl out of the way just as the car hit him after trying to slow down as fast as they could ad he was send rolling across the ground along with the blond girl.

The girl sat up with her head spinning as she spotted the boy that had pushed her out of the way of the car and hurried over to him as the driver got to see if he was ok. The girl saw he was pretty banged up and semi-unconscious and immediately pulled out her phone to call an ambulance as well as check his pulse.

She was relived to see he had one as she talked to the operator and informed them of what had happened and where they were. She saw the boy's confusion and grimace in pain as she took his hand and held it.

"Try to lay still, an ambulance is on the way" the girl said with pained expression on her face, only somewhat aware of the scrapes on her leg and arms. "I'd prop your head up with something soft, but I don't know how bad you were hurt.. If I moved your head I might accidentally do damage to your neck"

A few minutes later, the EMTs arrived and carefully put Hachiman into the back of the ambulance with Yumiko insisting on riding with him.

"Take us to Chiba Memorial Hospital.. It's nearby and my father is head doctor of the place" Yumiko stated as one the EMTs patched up her minor scraps.

A short time later, they were at the hospital where Yumiko's father put himself in charge of Hikigaya's case after she insisted on it.

"So.. Is he ok daddy?" Yumiko asked sitting in a chair spouting several band-aids on her legs and arms.

"Yes. He will be.. Minor injuries all things considered" Mr. Miura answered with smile. "I'm truly glad your ok.. And for that young man for saving you"

"Same here" Yumiko nodded in agreement. "Can I ask.. What his name is?"

"It's Hachiman Hikigaya and he appears to be enrolled in the same school as you" Her father stated, looking over. "Speaking of school.. Your injuries are minor so you should get going before your much later"

"Can I visit after school and thank him?" Yumiko asked, grabbing her school bag.

"I suppose that will be ok" Was the reply as her father handed her note for being late for school. "I already called you a cab and they're waiting outside for you to take you to school…they're already paid.. So get going"

Later that day…

Yumiko arrived at the hospital and got the room number for Hachiman from her father. She knocked on the door before walking in and found a man and two females there with Hachiman.

"Pardon the intrusion" Yumiko stated walking inside. "My name is Yumiko Miura and I came to thank Hachiman Hikigaya for .. Well…saving my life this morning"

"So this is the girl you saved, onii-chan?" A girl with a colic and large grin asked. "Hi!.. Nice to meet you Yumiko-chan.. I'm Komachi Hikigaya, his adorable, awesome younger sister"

"Nice to meet you" Yumiko nodded raising an eyebrow at her enthusiasm, before looking at the adults. "Are you his parents?"

"That's right… I'm his mother.." A attractive woman with glasses nodded. "… and this is his father"

"Nice to meet you both as well" Yumiko bowed before looking at Hachiman. "Nice to see you looking better then this morning… I really owe you big time for saving my life today"

"Um.. It's fine" Hachiman replied, in his usual uncomfortable way. "Just doing what felt right"

"You'll have to forgive my brother.. He's not great with people" Komachi quickly stated. "But he's still the best big brother in the world.. Lots of Komachi points there!"

"Well.. I just wanted to stop by and see how you were doing Hikigaya.. How long will you be out for.. Liked how much school will you miss I mean?" Yumiko asked, absently playing with her drill style hair.

"Like two weeks" Hachiman answered, short and concisely. "This sucks"

"It definitely does... Well…I don't want to interrupt you and your family so, I should like be going" Yumiko stated politely. " I just wanted to check on you and thank you…oh and like before I forget...I like got ya a get well card on the way here"

"Oh.. Um.. Thanks" Hachiman nodded, as she handed it to him.

"Well.. Be sure to tots look me up once you start school if you need anything" Yumiko walked to the door. "Nice to meet the rest of you too"

"She seems polite" Hachiman's mother stated, looking back at her son. "Even though I still think it was reckless to risk your life like that.. I'm still proud of you for saving a stranger's life like that"

"My Onii-chan's a total hero!" Komachi giggled, sitting down on chair. "So are you going to talk to her when you get in school?"

"Somehow.. I doubt that" Hachiman replied, furrowing his eyes brows. "I know her kind.. Snobby rich type girl.. She only felt sorry for me and felt she owed me for rescuing her"

Two weeks later…

Hachiman walked into classroom 2F for his first day of high school.. He had finally recovered from the broken leg and other minor injuries and wasn't looking forward to being in school after everyone had already made their groups of friends for the year.

He walked in yawning and was told by his admittedly attractive homeroom teacher, Shizuka Hiratsuka, where his seat was. He dropped his school bag on the desk and was about to sit down when he heard a female voice call out.

"Hey Hikio"

Hachiman looked and saw the blond girl he'd saved from the car and had visited him at the hospital waving him over to her and several other students standing near her desk.

He really didn't want to deal with her and hadn't realized they be in the same classroom but figured if he got it over with now, maybe they'd realize he wasn't interested in being their friend and leave him alone faster.

Hachiman put his hands in his pockets and walked over to the group. "Yo"

"Like hey.. Good to see you walking around again" Yumiko stated, putting her phone away. "You like full healed?"

"Yeah.. Pretty much" Hachiman nodded as he noticed a thin but busty girl with pink hair blushing at him for some reason.

"Great.. So like these are my friends…This is Hayato Hayama...Hina Ebina...Tobe…Ooka…Yamato… and Yui Yuigahama" Yumiko stated pointing at each person as she said their name.

"Hey" Hachiman nodded to them all.

"Nice to met you" Hayato put out his hand to shake Hachiman's.

Hachiman was hesitant but relented after moment and shook his hand. "His smile looks really ...fake"

"N-nice to meet y-you" Yui nodded to Hachiman with slight redness to her cheeks.

"So Hikio, you like been shown around the school yet?" Yumiko asked, folding her arms on the desk in front of her.

"Um.. Not really" was his reply.

"Hayato… can you show Hikio around today at some point?" The blond asked looking at the smiling Hayato. "6th period is a free period I think"

"Of course.. That's a great idea Yumiko" Hayama smiled at her, making her blush. "So does that sound ok, Hikitani?"

"It's Hikigaya.. Hachiman Hikigaya" was the reply. "But.. I guess if it's not too much trouble"

"Of course it isn't" Hayato said genuinely. "I'd be happy too"

"Since class starts in like five minutes.. Like how about you join us for lunch today so we can get to know you, Hikio" Yumiko then stated, seeing nods from the others. "Oh.. And Yui.. How about you go fetch us some drinks to celebrate Hikio full healed from his injuries"

"Oh.. Ok.." Yui nodded. "That'd be tots fine with me of course"

"Great" Yumiko said, not looking at her. "Hurry up or we won't have time to drink them"

"So Yumiko is the alpha dog in the pack" Hachiman noted, glancing at the pink haired girl Yui who was blushed again after making eye contact. "While Yui is the gofer for the group"

"How about juice? Is everyone ok with that?" Yui asked, see nod fro everyone except Hachiman.

"Um.. I actually like Maxx coffee if they sell it in the vending machines" Hachiman stated with bored expression as he pulled out his wallet.

"Drinks are on me" Hayama stated, stopping Hachiman and handing Yui some money.. "My way of saying thanks for saving Yumiko's life"

"You don't have to.." Hachiman trailed off as Yui hurried off to get drinks.

"So like Hikio,.. You said you liked max coffee?.. isn't that like a super sugary coffee?" Yumiko asked, looking at him. "I've never tried It… but heard its really sweet"

"Life can be bitter.. So at least coffee can be sweet" Hachiman stated, shrugging.

"That's pretty deep Hikitani" Tobe laughed. "Like a philosopher"

"Something like that I guess" Hachiman replied, putting his hands back in his pockets.

"It's like pretty cool your in our class and junk" Yumiko added, getting his attention. "Didn't expect that"

Hachiman nodded absently. "Pretty interesting coincidence I guess"

A moment later, Yui returned to class with her arms full of drinks though looked like she was going to drop them. Despite not liking nice girls like Yui, Hachiman decided to help her and walked over. "Here.. Your going to drop them"

"Oh t-thanks, Hikki" Yui nodded handing him several drinks before they carried them over to Yumiko and the others.

"You didn't have to help her, I'm sure Yui could have managed" Yumiko frowned as Hachiman and Yui put the drinks on the desk. "Right Yui?"

"Um.. Right of course" Yui gave a smile that Hachiman recognized as fake and forced.

Just after they finished drinking, the bell rang and the tall and admittedly beautiful Ms. Hiratsuka announced class was starting so Hachiman headed back to his seat. "I need to stay away from those fake people"

As soon as lunch came, Hachiman was dreading being stuck eating with the "normies" as he called them but saw Yumiko waving him over once again as soon as the bell rang.

Sighing, Hachiman was about to join when Ms Hiratsuka peaked her head in the classroom and called him over.

"Hikigaya, we need to chat" Hiratsuka stated, folding her arms under her somewhat large chest.

"About what?" He asked after they were outside the classroom.

"This.." She held out a report about reflecting on life in high school. "What is this garbage?.. "Youth is lies.. Youth is evil…and my favorite.. "You normies can go die in a fire"

"What about it?" Hachiman asked, not making eye contact.

Hiratsuka's eye twitched as she spoke again. "Tell me.. What was the assignment for class today?"

"Writing an essay titled reflecting on high school life" He replied, still not looking at her.

"Correct...so tell me.. What the hell is this.. Garbage?.. Is it a threat to school? Are you a terrorist or just an idiot?" She asked, worriedly running her hand through her hair. "Honestly…what exactly was the point of your smart ass essay?.. I'd love to hear it"

"I did the assignment as asked.. Most high school students are like this basically" Hachiman cleared his throat.

"You were suppose to reflect your life, smartass" Hiratsuka growled, pulling out a cigarette from the pocket of her white lab coat she wore(despite being an Japanese literature teacher). "I saw your entrance exam score before you healed enough to come to school,.. So I know your not stupid as your pretending to be.. don't play dumb with me kid"

"I guess for a woman your age, I'd be considered a kid"

Hachiman was suddenly bent over clutching his stomach and Hiratsuka was pulling her fist away from him.

"Next one will have real force" She glared, lighting her cigarette.

"I'll rewrite it.." Hachiman stated, recovering.

"Look.. It's not that I'm mad per say.. "

"Here it comes...It's annoying when people say that but are actually mad" Hachiman groaned internally, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

"Just.. Worried about you" Hiratsuka said after a moment. "Hikigaya.. You haven't joined club yet. Do you intend to?"

"No.."

"You seem a bit friendly with Yumiko Miura and her group at least" Hiratsuka then stated. "Though the faces you were making made it seem like you had no interest in them.. Do you have any friends outside school?"

"My motto is to treat everyone equally distain so I don't wanna play favorites"

"So that's a no as I thought" Hiratsuka sighed again. "That means no girlfriend then, right?"

"No…"

"Ok.. Look.. You can rewrite the essay for me tonight" His teacher said after a moment.

"Fine" he was about to walk back into the class but was stopped as she grabbed his shoulder.

"I wasn't done yet.." She replied, shaking her head as she handed him a blank report essay form to use. "Come see me in the staff room after the final bell rings... don't make me come find you"

"Uh.. Right"

Hachiman walked back into the classroom and laid the paper on his desk as he grabbed his lunch.

"What did the teacher want, Hikitani?" Tobe asked, as soon as he saw him.

"Uh… it's an assignment I need to do that I missed" Hachiman answered , looking over.

"That's totally sucks bro" Tobe folded his arms.

"Yeah.. Homework tots blows" Yumiko agreed. "Oh.. By the way, have you considered what club you wanna join?.. We have a number of them here at the school"

"Um.. Not sure yet.. Haven't checked them out yet" Though he intending on not joining any club… that meant more time in school.

"The soccer team is quite fun if you interested in soccer" Hayato added. "I'm captain of the team if your interested at all. I can get you an audition"

"I'm not really a soccer guy" Hachiman replied, sitting at a near by empty desk. "I'm fairly good at tennis and swimming though… and cooking. Though that's not a sport"

"There is a tennis team her as well" Yumiko ate some of her rather large bento. "Me and Hayato are both pretty good at tennis.. Maybe we can play a match soon. And what kind of stuff are you good at cooking by the way?"

Hachiman nodded absently though had no intention of joining them and was going to find as many excuses to avoid the normies as possible. "I cook a lot of things…but my sister says my curry is her favorite dish I make"

"Mmm… I could for some curry right now" Yumiko licked her lips. "I'd eat a whole pot by myself"

Hachiman raised an eyebrow at Yumiko. "What happened to girls constantly watching what they eat?"

"Oh. Uh.. In case your wondering, I'm the type of girl that can eat as much as I want and never gain weight" Yumiko stated, as she continued eating happily.

"I wasn't wondering that or anything" Hachiman replied. "My sister is like that too"

Hachiman pretty much ignored the group for the rest of lunch, even though Yui continued a routine of looking at him, blushing and quickly looking away when he caught her. He wasn't dumb enough to fall for whatever she wanted or read too much into it however, using previous experience as his source.

Otherwise it was fine until the free period where Hayama was going to show Hachiman around but he found away out of it by telling him he had to do the assignment that Hiratsuka sensei had given him so he could get it out of the way and not have it for homework.

Then came the end of school and Hachiman was dreading having to see Ms. Hiratsuka in the staff room. "At least she can't punch me again with other teachers around"

He found his teacher outside the staffroom waiting for him, smoking a cigarette. "There you are.. Follow me, Hikigaya"

"Sigh…" Hachiman reluctantly followed his teacher as the walked through the hallways, eventually ending up in the special use building.

"So what exactly are we doing?" He asked after a while of silence. "Finding the philosopher's stone?"

"No.. the school doesn't have students to sacrifice to create one" Hiratsuka replied, looking over. "Fullmetal Alchemist.. Good choice"

"To actually answer your question.. Your outlook on life is rotten and your eyes remind me of dead fish…" Hiratsuka finally replied after looking forward. "We're going to fix you"

"Fix me?"

She ignored him after that until they arrived at an unmarked room and she slid the door open, revealing several connected tables and stacks of chairs. The most noticeably thing in the room however was a beautiful girl with long black hair sitting in a chair and reading a book in a picturesque scene. The girl turned her head to look at Hachiman and Hiratsuka, putting her book away in the process. "Hiratsuka sensei, I thought I asked you to knock before entering the club room"

"You never answer when I knock" The teacher shrugged. "But that's not the point right now.. This is Hachiman Hikigaya of class 2F.. Hikigaya, this is Yukino Yukinoshita of class 2J and president of this club"

"Ignoring me about the knocking thing I see" Yukino stated shaking her head. "Why is the dead fish eye boy here with you?"

"Who you calling dead fish eyed? At least I'm not a cold and stuck up like you" Hachiman replied glaring at her.

"Calm down you two" Hiratsuka removed a cig and popped it into her mouth. "Hikigaya is going to be joining your club"

"No thanks" Yukino and Hachiman stated simultaneously.

"Not really a choice for either of you" Their teacher replied calmly. "Hikigaya.. As punishment for your rotten essay, you will be joining this club, participating in this club's activities…I wont accept any arguments or protest for either of you… Yukinoshita.. As you can see, he's rotten to the core and always alone"

"If he can learn to be around normal people maybe he can learn to straighten out a bit" Hiratsuka stated, much to the dismay of both students. "This is a request from me.. Fix him.. Correct his pathetic personality"

"Wouldn't kicking him work just as well?" Yukino asked, folding her arms.

"Nah.. I already gut punched him earlier today and it had no real effect" Hiratsuka replied, shrugging.

"Well… either way, I refuse" Yukino smoothed hair and glared at Hachiman. "Seeing his dead fish eyes full of ulterior motives.. It's a threat to my person"

"I'm not a delinquent you know" Hachiman replied back with his own glare.

"He's not wrong.. He's fairly smart despite his look and personality" The teacher added. "He's not a person that would do anything that could get him arrested.. He's a low level creep at best"

"Who you calling a creep?" Hachiman muttered.

'"Very well.. Since it's an urgent request from teacher, I suppose I have no choice" Yukino said, after thinking deeply.

"Great.. I'll leave it to you" Hiratsuka turned and left, closing the door behind her and leaving the two standing in silence.

Yukino took the opportunity to sit back down in elegant way, carefully smoothing her skirt beneath her as she sat and crossing one leg over the other. Hachiman had to admit that despite her attitude, Yukino was quite beautiful and had really smooth, pale legs that looked quite nice in a mini skirt… not that he was pervert… just an ordinary high school aged teen boy.

"Are you going to keep standing there staring at me or sit down?" Yukino asked, looking over as she opened her book. "I can feel your rotten eyes undressing me"

"As if you have anything that would make it worth wanting to undress you" Hachiman retorted, grabbing a chair and sitting as well. "So what kind of club is this exactly?"

"Hmm…try guessing" Yukino replied, closing her book.

"What's with this girl?" Hachiman looked around the room, trying to see a clue that would tell him. "Are their other club members?"

"No"

"What kind of club only has one member.. Well …two with me stuck here" Hachiman couldn't see any clues do to no equipment of any kind with only 2 members. "I give up…"

"Is it a literary club?"

"What's your thought process for that conclusion?" Yukino asked gently.

"You wouldn't need many members, any real club money from the student council and no equipment of any kind" Hachiman answered, looking over. "You'd just need a book, which you have now"

"Surprisingly, that is not bad reasoning…" She trailed off. "However.. Your wrong… would you like to try again?"

"No.. just tell me instead of playing childish games, Yukino" Hachiman said in a irritated voice.

"I don't recall giving you permission to call me by my giving name" Yukino stated, glaring. "Hearing my voice from your mouth makes my stomach crawl…"

"Helping others…the haves giving to the have-nots...helping ease worries of students.." Yukino then said after Hachiman ignored her and they sat in silence for few moments. "This is the Service Club"

"The request from Hiratsuka sensei was to correct you.. You should be grateful someone such as me is willing to assist such a sad, dead eyed fool as you"

"As if I want your help, woman" Hachiman retorted, turning away from her. "I don't need you help...my eyes may be strange but I'm pretty smart.. I got a high score on the entrance exam and I'm third in the entire school in Japanese literature and in the top five in history and besides my eyes, I'm pretty handsome… so I don't really need to change"

Before Yukino could say anything back the door slid open and Hiratsuka walked back in.

"Knock please"

"Sure, sure.. I stopped by to see how things were going" the teacher stated, looking at the two students. "Seems to be going well… make sure to lock up before leaving.. And don't stay too late"

"H-hey! Wait!" Hachiman grabbed his teacher's wrist and she immediately yanked him forward and put him in a headlock. The only good thing, in his opinion was having his face sandwiched against her boobs.

"Oh.. Sorry about that.. Reflexes..."Hiratsuka replied casually, still not letting go. "Did you need something?.. Is something wrong?"

"Not with me" Hachiman replied, blushing from the contact with his teacher's ample chest. "What is this club for exactly?!"

"Yukinoshita didn't tell you?" Hiratsuka asked finally letting go of him. "I should have known…the service club is here to take requests from students and help them relive them of their problems, no matter what they are…you could call it a hyperbolic chamber or would Revolutionary Girl Utena be an easier reference?"

"That show is like 15 years old.. Just how old are you?" Hachiman muttered before feeling Hiratsuka's icy glare.

"Did you say something?"

"N-no" he slumped his shoulders as he sighed.

"It seems your having trouble correcting him, Yukinoshita" The teacher said looking away from Hachiman.

"That's because he fails to admit he has any problems" Yukino stated back. "How can one help correct someone who refused to admit any problems exist in the first place?"

"Why should I change myself?" Hachiman argued. "If I changed myself then I wouldn't be me? Maybe you should change yourselves and tell me how that goes"

"Considering you've becoming friendly with Yumiko Miura and her group, I'm surprised your still presenting so much resistance to change" The teacher stated, looking over.

"Those "normies" are not my friends.." Hachiman insisted, with a glare. "The only reason that blond girl is being friendly is because she has some arbitrary need to repay me for saving her from that car"

"Car?"

"You haven't heard, Yukinoshita?" Hiratsuka asked in surprise. "Two weeks ago, Mr. dead eyes here selflessly pushed Yumiko Miura out of the path of a car and was left with a broken leg and missed several weeks of school as a result"

"Oh really?" Yukinoshita asked, with genuine surprise showing briefly before she readopted her normal expression. "So even a pathetic dead fish eyes worm like him is capable of being selfless… and yet he still refuses to change… how sad"

"Alright, alright.. Anyways...I have an idea!" Hiratsuka slammed a closed fist into her other hand that was open. "We'll have a competition...like in a Shonen Jump manga series"

"I'll send students that have problems your way and you'll both try solving the issue with your unique ways of thinking" Hiratsuka continued grinning. "I'll take note of them and at some point, maybe the end of the year or and of high school, I'll declare a winner.. The winner will get to order the loser to do anything?"

"Anything?" Hachiman asked, raising any eyebrow and heard scraping on the floor.

"I fear for my chastity if you were to allow him to win" Yukino stated, moving her chair away even farther away. "Who know what depraved things he might want me to do for him.. To him"

"Please.. You must thing pretty high of yourself. As if want anything like that from a flat chested ice queen like you" Hachiman made a face at her of revolt. "Your not my type.. Sorry about that… besides I don't want her using me like some kind of dog if she managed to win"

"So it seems your both just scared of losing" Hiratsuka grinned, looking at both of them. "Your both too chicken to try"

"Fine.. Even though your ways of coaxing are childish" Yukino replied, shooting a glare. "I will not loose to some thing like him"

"Good… then it's settled" Hiratsuka smiled, crossing her arms. "Starting tomorrow you'll begin the challenge.."

"Good luck…"

As this was going on, Yumiko Miura was heading to the arcade with the rest of her group, but her mind was wondering to Hachiman. He was so strange to her.. Always dead eyes.. Somewhat cynical.. But selfless at times… smart… deep..and interesting to her… what was most strangeto her however, was that she found her self thinking more about him then Hayato Hayama… and that confused her deeply.. Though she didn't entirely hate it..

"Yumiko?.. Something wrong?"

"Hmm?.. Oh.. Everything's fine of course Ebina.. Just thinking…just thinking"

To be continued….

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