Hello beautiful readers! The names Mello (not really but I go by that name on this site :3). Welcome to the first fanfiction that I actually had the guts to post.

Warning: Language (mostly from me), and some OOCness, this was for fun, so I'm just gonna do my thing! ;P

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and thank god I don't, who knows what me or my friends would have done to the plot if I did!

I use to think about how I would die quite a few times in the past. Being the overly paranoid person I was, I doubt it would have been from an accident. I've never driven a car in my life and I impulsively checked my stove to make sure it was off. No… my death was rather anticlimactic.

I died in my sleep.

…

The universe must think this is a joke. It really isn't all that funny either, I've heard of jocks dying in their sleep from cardiac arrest, but I'm not an athlete! I go on walks, sure, but you would never see me on a field in a uniform. The last time I was near a field someone kicked a soccer ball and it hit my face… I wasn't even playing at the time! My body was perfectly healthy, so why did my heart decided to rage quit life?! I would blame that slice of cheesecake I ate, but how could anyone say no to those things?

Turns out that the universe decided to have more fun messing with me. You know those fanfictions where someone gets reborn into an anime and have to go through the poop inducing stage of life that is infancy? Apparently, you can skip this feature if you adamantly tell an underpaid angel that you hate children until they fling you into a body just to get you to shut up. Thanks angel, at least I can skip the awkward encounters and temporary blindness… I swear I heard them say "you're welcome" that wasn't a compliment!

But I didn't mind either way, I believed in reincarnation so I was expecting a new life. Just not as soon as I did, and with my memories to boot. Woohoo! Maybe I can have a bigger impact on life with the knowledge that I retained. Or, just be lazy again. Yeah, I had some anime I needed to catch up on. Maybe my life will be normal? School, friends and maybe some romance for once? That'd be a nice change.

That is, until I realized where I was and more importantly WHO I was… damnit.

I died, my former body is just a husk, so you don't need to know my name, what my life was like, what my hopes and dreams were. Just know that the anime I got spat into had the biggest impact on my childhood. Something I spent years invested in the fandom and to this day still holds a place in my heart. Also that I am a woman, so…

"WHY THE FUCK AM I A MAN, UN?!"

I made this because I rarely see "self-insert becomes _" fics outside of the main trio, especially Sakura. So I decided to have some fun and make one where I became my favorite character.

Reviews are loved, let me know of any mistakes I made and if you have ideas you'd like to share let me know! My friend who is also a Naruto fan is helping me with the main storyline, finding plot holes and such but I'm willing to take suggestions!

I don't have a fixed schedule, I just started college so my plate will be full for a while. I'll try to post once a week though. Until then, peace out!