Aragorn stared at the elf.

Legolas stared back.

Two other elves were staring at them while the two were staring at each other.

Aragorn stared.

"What is wrong with you?" Legolas finally broke the silence, sounding annoyed.

"What is wrong with you?" Aragorn shot the question back at him.

"Everything," the prince answered easily. "I know I am broken, and I want to know if you know you are too."

"I am broken, thanks to you and your people."

The other two elves look offended and walked away.

Legolas blinked and frowned. "Breaking things does not work that way."

"Yes, it does."

"No."

"What are we even talking about?"

Legolas blinked again and this time looked less irked by whatever it was that was going on. "We started questioning if we have our brains still inside our heads."

"I know I have mine," Aragorn reassured quickly. He gave a scrutinizing look at the quirky elf.

Legolas looked dumb. "…Mine leaked out centuries ago. Must have been from a spider."

Aragorn was not sure if he could believe that. Then again, Legolas was always confusing.

"Do you want to see it? I keep it in a jar in my loft."

Aragorn gaped.

A/N This...was because I could. School is finally back in session, and I've been busy doing stuff on Minecraft servers with the LoTr mod. Makes the game much more interesting, if you ignore the more gritty side of the fandom. :l

Yep...still not back into writing, sadly. School is making it difficult.