Firstly, the sole reason this fic was made is because the entire Rugrats fandom has been sucking shit from a mongrel's asshole ever since Nickelodeon decided that Rugrats needed to grow up. What's even worse is about this is that they didn't even grow up all that much! In other words, they are tweens, the same creatures that make HORRID fanfiction that involve the "Grown Up" rugrats getting raped and doing drugs and, in this fandom apparently, getting pregnant because since the rugrats are "All Grown Up" they seem to must have hot secks with each other.

Just let that absorb into your pathetic human peasant brains for a few seconds . . .

Now, do you think that making the rugrats grow up is COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED!?-!? I mean seriously, it was bad enough for Tommy to get Dil and Kimi showing up, but you KNOW that Rugrats needed to end when they made them GROW UP!

This act not only hurt the Rugrats TV show, but it also gave the teeny bopper retards the chance to vomit the bullshit that they call "Fanfiction" right on the Rugrats fandom's dead body!

The result of this act of mindless stupidity costed Nickelodeon their (almost non-existent) dignity and what little remainder of the old school fans that fooled themselves into believing that maybe one day Rugrats would be good again (and maybe kill off Kimi & Dil,) and Nickelodeon would stop doing retarded things like pissing off Jhonen Vasquez and making shitty new shows that not even retarded two year olds would tolerate.

Unfortunately, by how things are going, it doesn't look like this is going to be much more than a dream . . .

Anyway, this rant has gone long enough. So let's get started with this Rugrats fanfic!

For Angelica Gets Ununoctium!
Originally Fuck All Grown Up!

'Dis boy's kinda stupid
Mista Bob Dobalina~!
(To be rewritten. It really fucking needs it.)

It was a typical day at Tommy's ugly house, and the babies were bored as SHIT.

"I'm bored." Tommy announced to the others.

"No shit, Shelok!" Chuckie said, mispronouncing words like always.

"Yeah, well uh, FUCK YOU REDHEAD PUSSY!" Tommy was in a very pissy mood since Dil was born.

"AT LEAST I HAVE SOME FUCKING HAIR AT ALL, YOU BALD PIECE OF SHIT!" The other babies were also irritable as hell, mainly because of Kimi and Dil, but also because they have diaper rashes.

"BRING IT WUSSY ASSHOLE!" Tommy only made things worse.

The two babies then got up and were ready to beat the living shit out of each other. For babies, they had fighting abilities of that of champion cage fighters, because ever since they learned how to work the remote controller, they have been watching Wrestlemania and the anime Berserk.

They, of course, did what was on TV. Tommy even killed Angelica when she was demanding some cookies from them and Tommy was pumped on Berserk. He took her out by snapping her three year old bitch neck.

"I'm . . . I'm . . . free . . . WOOHOO, I'M FREE, I AM SO FUCKING FREEEEEEEEE! FREEDOM HERE I COME!" These were the last words that the other parents ever heard from Drew before he stripped down naked and ran to the nearest rave. Drew partied like it was 1999 because he was free at last, and had since left his friends and family to do things he could have never done otherwise, namely getting involved with the rave scene and eating their feel good grown up candy.

Phil and Lil has foreseen the battle that was to come, Phil got out the video camera he stole from his mom and Lil pulled a small disc player from her diaper. They were going to record the battle of the century and they were going to have some kick-ass Metallica with it!

"PREPARE TO DIE, CHUCKIE!"

"YOU'LL BE SORRY THAT YOU EVER MET ME, TOMMY!"

They taunted each other. They stared each other down until Chuckie ran at Tommy at full speed. Tommy predicted this and sidestepped his onslaught. Chuckie was fast, but not fast enough, because Tommy punched him right in the mouth the moment he turned around; Chuckie lost his first tooth from this.

"Dammit Tommy, that was my first tooth you punched out!" he cried out. Chuckie was pissed about losing one of his appendages. Chuckie then roundhouse kicked Tommy in the chest, which sent him flying on his trusty ball. Tommy was pained by the kick but he gathered his strength and kicked his ball forward and struck Chuckie's 2 year old nuts, which emitted a painful cry and immobilized him.

Tommy decided to take advantage of this potential fight finisher by running up and performing a suplex. Tommy almost got to him, but Chuckie dodged and countered by tripping him. Tommy was surprised by this, and Chuckie started to kick him in the head.

"YOU'RE ALWAYS THE SPECIAL ONE TOMMY, YOU'RE ALWAYS BETTER THAN ALL OF US!" Chuckie ranted and ranted as he kicked Tommy's prone ass. This went on for a few minutes.

Chuckie then stopped kicking Tommy and realized he may have killed his bestest friend in the whole wild world.

"Tommy! I m sorry for this ever happening!" Chuckie sobbed and sobbed. "If there was anything I could do for you, then let me know!"

Tommy then slowly struggled to sit up. "Chu . . . ki . . . cooome . . . cloooooser . . ." Tommy looked like hell and he barely gurgled out these words.

"Sure, anything for you pal!"

"Chuu . . . kii . . ."

"What do ya need, o' friend of mine? Chuckie was afraid that he may have put his bestest friend on his deathbe- err, crib.

Everything was silent, Lil turned off the metal for the dramatic effect.

Tommy then stabbed Chuckie in the eye with his screwdriver.

"DON T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL ME BALD AGAIN, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD AND SATAN THAT I WILL KILL YOUUUU!" Tommy then collapsed, for it was nap time.

Before Tommy fell asleep however, Chad's stupid Japanese whore dropped off her ass baby.

"Hiya guys! What are we gonna do tod-" Tommy then shot her with a .357 Magnum.

TO BE CONTINUED